Top Grade Immortal Emperor in the Flower City-Chapter 390 - 399: So Embarrassing

There’s an old saying that goes, "You can rely on a man as much as a sow can climb a tree," which fits quite well.

But now Ye Ling fully grasped another saying: If women were reasonable, boars would climb trees too, and even do backflips and 360-degree mid-air turns.

"Forget it, forget it, Xiao Bai, aren’t you coming over quickly? Do you want to die in gentle arms?" Ye Ling shook his head, deciding to ignore the woman.

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After all, I am a man, and I should be magnanimous, absolutely should not be rough with women.

Feeling relieved, Xiao Bai in the green-dressed woman’s arms supported itself with its little paws, and a massive force directly shook the woman’s arms apart.

Whoosh, a streak of white light landed squarely on Ye Ling’s shoulder: "Squeak squeak, that scared the hell out of me, not even dense fur, and so ugly too."

"Fur? Geez, you really have a heavy taste, you know? If you ask me, you’re just right for that big bald guy to take you away!" Ye Ling’s mouth twitched.

Damn, so the Chaos Divine Beast clan has this kind of taste, they even like them furry—true to the Demon Race indeed.

Meanwhile, the green-dressed woman became frantic, biting her teeth when Xiao Bai vanished from her arms: "You hooligan, how dare you snatch away my little treasure, I will beat you to death."

"Miss, no!" Xiao Mei urgently shouted, but it was too late. A beautiful streak of green light flashed across the mid-air, and in the blink of an eye, it reached Ye Ling’s side.

Boom, the green-dressed woman clenched her fist and swung hard at Ye Ling. It was a powerful move, but in Ye Ling’s eyes, it was nothing more than fancy footwork.

"Hey, I’m telling you, I don’t hit women, so don’t push me."

Ye Ling sidestepped, avoiding the punch, but the green-dressed woman was furious: "You even dare to dodge? You look down on me!"

"Oh dear, woman, can’t we talk this out reasonably? Who’s looking down on you?" Ye Ling was taken aback, then he yelped in frustration.

What is all this, when have I ever met someone so unreasonable? Right now, Ye Ling was really grateful for those sensible women at home.

"We’ll talk after you take my punch!" The green-dressed woman had already approached Ye Ling.

Clang! A fist smashed into Ye Ling’s chest, but to the woman’s surprise, Ye Ling stood unflinching. Moreover, her fist hurt terribly as if it was about to shatter.

"Yah, yah, yah, who on earth are you? I know all the notable figures in the Netherworld, you’re not a local!"

The woman roared and charged again at Ye Ling, who was now scowling, "I’m telling you, if you come at me again, I won’t be polite."

"I’d like to see how you won’t be polite!" In the midst of speaking, the woman had already reached Ye Ling’s side, and her fist harshly shot out.

Ye Ling clenched his teeth; damn this little girl, without teaching you a lesson, you won’t know how many eyes the Prince has. Wait, that’s not right, how many eyes does the Prince have?

Damn it, seems like I don’t even know myself sometimes; why do I keep asking for a beating? Whatever, first I’ll take care of this girl.

Swish, Ye Ling pulled with his arm, directly pulling the green-dressed woman into his embrace. The woman, caught off guard, landed right on Ye Ling.

"Hey, you can’t blame me for this!" Ye Ling let out a sly laugh.

"I’ll tell you, a woman should be sensible, like Xiao Mei here. Look at you, behaving like a wild girl; I can tell you’re definitely not going to get married in the future."

"Today I’ll let you know that a woman should be well-behaved!"

As he spoke, Ye Ling’s hand harshly slapped the woman’s behind, and with a snap, his facial expression froze.

"Yah hey, what nice elasticity, heh heh."

Ye Ling, while speaking, delivered another slap as the woman in green struggled fiercely, "You bastard! How dare you molest me! I’ll let my daddy fry you in oil!"

"Ah ha, still talking back? Let me tell you, young master here has no interest in taking advantage of you. Look at that figure of yours, flat as Mount Pingding—I have no taste for that."

"But hey, the feel is really not bad, tsk tsk."

As he spoke, Ye Ling chuckled, causing the woman in green to shiver as a current seemed to spread through her body, and her face instantly blushed with shame.

"Xiao Mei! Save me! Wuuu, save me!" the woman in green suddenly burst into tears, tears streaming from her phoenix eyes.

Xiao Mei hurriedly reached out, "Young master, please spare the young lady. Her heart is not bad at all!"

As she spoke, Xiao Mei’s eyes bulged, this damn guy was still kneading, oh my god, he even started rubbing, this is simply killing me.

Seeing Xiao Mei’s look, Ye Ling said with embarrassment, "Heh, I couldn’t help it, I couldn’t help it; this shows your mistress’s skin is indeed quite nice."

"Silky and smooth, the feel is really good, you don’t believe me? Here, try it yourself."

Ye Ling said this, but quickly let the woman in green down, fidgeting with his hands, "Heh, this is so embarrassing, really so embarrassing."

"Embarrassing! Embarrassing my ass, I’m going to kill you!"

The woman in green stood up, teeth clenched and eyes flashing with ferocity; she wished she could kill Ye Ling right then and there, and eat his flesh raw.

How many years had it been, really, how many years had anyone dared to treat her like this? But today, she had been humiliated in such a way, it was simply intolerable.

Ye Ling was stunned, then glared back, "What’s the matter? You want to continue?"

The woman in green suddenly halted as if screeching to a stop, her body trembling and her face full of fear. She was truly scared; this guy was completely unpredictable.

"Forget it, you little girl, I won’t stoop to your level," Ye Ling waved his hand dismissively.

Suddenly, at this moment, about ten Underworld Soldiers hurried over. The area, already sparse with ghostly smoke and few wraiths, only had Ye Ling and the other two.

"What are you three doing here, fighting? It looks like there is definitely a spy. Come, arrest them all and bring them back for the superior to deal with!"

An Underworld Soldiers’ leader shouted, and a dozen soldiers immediately surrounded Ye Ling and the other two.

The woman in green and Xiao Mei instantly panicked. What were they going to do? If they were caught, it would be the end for them.

Ye Ling’s face also became grave. If they were discovered, it would be very bad indeed. After all, they were in the enemy’s headquarters, surrounded by numerous experts; he couldn’t risk it.

"What should we do?" The woman in green actually turned around and asked Ye Ling.

Ye Ling was taken aback, wow, he had inadvertently become the leader. Looking at the Underworld Soldiers approaching them, Ye Ling scanned the surroundings, which were eerily quiet.

"Ahem, I think there’s been a misunderstanding here. She’s my wife; we were just flirting and squabbling," Ye Ling quickly gestured with his hands, but his eyes flickered with a cold light.

However, the leader of the Underworld Soldiers sneered coldly, "Flirting and squabbling? No offense, but looking at you, you’re absolutely the spitting image of an ugly toad. If she fancies you, I’ll gouge my own eyes out!"

"Yes! Well said!"

Ye Ling turned around and saw the woman in green, who was excitedly waving her arms and nodding in agreement, with a strange look in her eyes.