Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback!-Chapter 44 - : Laozi’s Hands Are Made to Drive a Ferrari!

Chapter 44: Chapter 44: Laozi’s Hands Are Made to Drive a Ferrari!

But the next move by the production team proved they hadn’t forgotten the original intention of making this variety show.

Since the Southwest Plateau area was economically backward, the airport they arrived at was also small.

Not only were the facilities outdated, but the number of people inside, apart from staff, was also few.

After the six people got off the plane, they noticeably talked less, and once they dragged their suitcases out of the airport and saw the even sparser population outside, they fell completely silent.

Jiang Yan was the first to voice his discontent.

“Hey, Director, what is this arrangement? It was bad enough boarding the plane, but why is everything even after disembarking so messy?”

“Exactly,” Wen Jiaojiao chimed in with her complaint, “What kind of place is this? I’ve never seen such a rundown airport in my life.”

[Prince Disease and Princess Disease are starting their antics again.]

[These two really are troublesome. Suddenly, even Jiang Li doesn’t seem so annoying anymore.]

[Jiang Li: Thanks for the nice guy card my brother sent.]

Director Sun took his time and pulled out a megaphone again.

“Don’t rush, listen to me,”

“We are heading to a place called Chixia Village, which is over sixty kilometers from here, so we still need to take a ride to our destination.”

“The car is also ready by the production team, everyone, please look.”

As a line of staff dispersed, an old silver van appeared on the screen, its wheels covered in mud.

Everyone was instantly stunned.

But the harsher reality was yet to come.

Director Sun swiftly got into a small sedan, rolled down the window, and said:

“Since our show is a transformation-themed variety, and our funding is limited, we could only rent this kind of vehicle.”

“The address has already been input into the car’s navigation system, and it will take roughly two hours to get there. Make your arrangements.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Director Sun rolled up the window, and the white sedan drove off, leaving a cloud of dust.

Then, the other cars of the production team also drove away.

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In less than a minute, the spacious area was left with only six people and six suitcases staring at each other.

“Wait, are they really just leaving? Not even leaving a camera behind?” Qi Tianyu also started freaking out, his first time on such an unconventional variety show.

“Damn it, they just dumped us in this godforsaken place?” Jiang Yan angrily kicked a stone nearby, “I’m going to take a plane back home right now!”

“If you’re willing to pay the penalty and don’t mind being cursed as a coward, go ahead,” Jiang Li’s voice eerily resounded.

Hearing this, Wen Jiaojiao, who was about to call home and throw a temper, silently put down her phone.

If Jiang Li wasn’t leaving.

Why should she?

She definitely couldn’t lose to her!

So she snorted and said, “Then tell us what we should do now?”

Jiang Li walked over and examined the van.

“They’ve installed live streaming equipment both on the roof and inside the car, so your every move is still being monitored.”

Hearing this, Qi Tianyu immediately straightened up.

Good thing he hadn’t sworn in his frustration just now, or everything would have been ruined.

The few people here looked miserable, but the audience in the live streaming room was already in stitches laughing.

[Oh my, the production team’s move was too cunning, and I hadn’t even realized Director Sun had driven off already.]

[I’m dying of laughter, haha, watching these spoiled young masters and princesses argue is really entertaining.]

[Did Princess Wen just about get ready to call for help before?]

“All rise, the feature film begins! They’re finally transforming!”

“I actually feel that Miss Jiang Li has been performing pretty well so far. Even without knowing about the cameras, she remains calm and collected. Suddenly, I kind of like her, what should I do?”

“Hmph, maybe she knew all along and just pretended. Anyway, I’ve always been against Jiang Li all the way. Even if she apologizes to Wenwen, I can’t forgive her!”

Seeing Jiang Li board the minivan alone, the usually reticent He Yun stepped forward and asked in a low voice,

“So, does this mean we’re supposed to drive ourselves?”

Jiang Li nodded and then looked at everyone. “I haven’t gotten my driver’s license yet. Does anyone here know how to drive? The vehicle has seven seats; one for the driver and the remaining seat for luggage, which fits perfectly.”

Jiang Yan, who was glanced at, stiffened immediately and turned his head away.

“My hands are meant for driving Ferraris, not these crummy vans. To be seen driving this thing on TV? How lame!”

Wen Jiaojiao also stepped back with her luggage in hand. “I just had my nails done, and my high heels are made of soft lamb leather; I don’t want them getting scratched.”

Shu Yan, however, raised her hand. “I do have a license, but I’ve never driven before. If you’re okay with it, I could give it a try.”

“No.” Jiang Li checked her phone and said, “The place we’re going to is mostly mountain roads, and it just rained a few days ago. It’s very dangerous, so it’s better not for a novice to drive.”

“How about I do it,” He Yun offered. “I’m pretty good with cars.”

Just as Jiang Li was about to nod, Jiang Yan alertly sprang forward and blocked between the two.

Good old He, trying to drive so Jiang Li sits in the passenger seat, huh? No way!

“No.” Jiang Yan said. “You can’t—”

“Fine, since you’re so eager, you drive,” Jiang Li said abruptly, stuffing the keys into Jiang Yan’s hands.

Jiang Yan: ???

When had he said he wanted to drive?

He clearly meant the passenger seat was his!

However, when he looked back, the others had already efficiently loaded the luggage and settled into the van.

Leaving only the driver’s seat for him.

Jiang Yan: “Damn!”

[Ahahahaha I’m dying of laughter, pure Jiang Yan victimhood.]

[The interaction between these siblings is kind of funny. I thought Jiang Li would always protect her brother.]

[Hahahaha I can’t stop laughing. Jiang Yan dressed up like that but has to drive a peeling van—the visual is too strong, I’m laughing in advance.]

[Serves him right for being so late.]

[Jiang Yan, one second ago: My hands are meant for Ferraris! The next second: Hello, van.]

Suddenly, a trending term called “Everyone else is the darling, Jiang Yan is the bullied” climbed the hot searches.

Reluctantly, Jiang Yan gritted his teeth and sat down in the driver’s cabin, then viciously inserted the key.

The production team’s rented van was not any ordinary wreck; he had to twist the key three times just to start the engine.

Wen Jiaojiao in the backseat was already getting impatient.

“Can you even drive? You can’t even start the engine. Might as well let Qi Tianyu drive.”

Qi Tianyu, who was implicated while lying down: “…..”

He did want to drive, but his neck was still sore from being twisted on the plane and hadn’t recovered yet.

Jiang Yan snorted coldly, “If you think I’m driving badly, why don’t you try? Stop acting like a princess all the time; this isn’t the Capital city anymore.”

“You!”

Wen Jiaojiao gritted her teeth from irritation.

The Jiang Family is indeed more annoying one after another!

Jiang Yan, bursting with pride and about to press his advantage, then received a metaphorical dagger glare from Jiang Li sitting next to him.

“From the airport to Chixia Village is 68 kilometers, estimated at 1.6 hours, but the mountain roads are hard to navigate, so it’ll take at least two and a half hours to reach. If you keep delaying like this, we might not even have dinner before it gets dark.”