Transmigration: The Little Chef Calls The Shots-Chapter 2238: Stray Little Buns (Ending)

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Chapter 2238: Stray Little Buns (Ending)

"Big brother, Mom said, we can’t eat things given by strangers. When strangers give you tasty food, it’s to lure you away! Once you’re taken, you won’t see your parents anymore, and bad people will sell you to a remote valley to work as labor, have kids, herd sheep, and work for them!"

Ah Yin was munching on the meat bun in his hand while incessantly repeating what Lin Yuan had once said.

Ah Jin was a bit annoyed by his little brother, he couldn’t even enjoy his meat bun properly, and glared at him coldly.

"Don’t make it sound so nice, what was given to you? It’s what people gave you out of charity! Don’t forget, we are beggars now, beggars!"

Indeed, they were beggars now, as their father took their little sister to Dongling to enjoy seafood secretly, and as soon as their mother heard, she ran off like the wind to follow.

In their haste to leave, they both forgot to call out to the two little ones.

The two little ones had to chase after them on their short little legs, but in their rush, they forgot to bring any silver.

Luckily, the two of them were twins and looked adorably cute, so along the way, many kind-hearted people helped them out, and they were finally about to reach the borders of Dongling.

Unbeknownst to the two little ones, they had been walking for three days and nights and hadn’t even reached Yecheng yet!

"Big brother, I’m still a little hungry!"

After finishing a big meat bun, Ah Yin smacked his lips and looked pitiably at the bun in his big brother’s hand with a pout.

Even though they were brothers, aside from looking exactly the same, they weren’t similar in any way.

The big brother was calm and composed, eating slowly and elegantly.

As for the younger brother, he was like a starving ghost reincarnated, not to mention one meat bun, he could finish off ten!

However, in one way they were alike, they were both foodies!

"Did you finish your bun?"

Ah Yin nodded.

Ah Jin pointed with his little hand, "Look, here comes another noble madam!"

With a noble lady around, all you had to do was act cute and you’d get something tasty!

Ah Yin immediately turned his head excitedly.

There was no noble lady at all, just a mangy stray dog!

"Big brother, you’re lying, there’s no... where’s the bun?"

As he turned back, Ah Jin had already elegantly wiped his mouth with a handkerchief and cleaned his hands.

As for the half-eaten meat bun from before, there was no trace of it!

Ah Yin pouted, feeling so wronged he was about to cry.

After cleaning his hands, Ah Jin stood up and patted his clothes.

"Let’s go quickly! In two days, we’ll be at Dongling’s border. By then, forget meat buns, we’ll eat our fill of squid buns, shrimp buns, anything we want!"

Although he’d never been to Dongling, he’d heard their parents mention many times that Dongling had lots of delicious seafood, there were shrimp, squid, abalone, and even sea urchins!

As for what these things actually were, he didn’t know.

But there was one thing he was sure of, that these things were especially, very, delicious!

"Big brother, do you think Mom and Dad are already eating seafood now? They left three days earlier than us, and they are traveling by carriage, they must be eating well and sleeping well!"

"Big brother, do you think little sister misses us these three days? I kind of miss her! I also kind of miss Mom, it’s been three days since I’ve seen her!"

"Big brother, big brother, why aren’t you talking? Huh, why are you rubbing your eyes, big brother?"

Ah Jin pushed aside his brother who was trying to check on him, his voice a bit muffled, "It’s nothing, there was just some wind, sand got into my eyes."

Huh?

Was there wind just now? How come I didn’t feel it?

Ah Jin was a bit scornful, "All you know is eating, how could you feel if there was wind! Even if there was wind, can a fatty like you feel it?"

Ah Yin looked down at his belly, clearly a size larger than his brother’s, and nodded, "I think I actually can’t feel it! Mom says only skinny people get blown away by the wind, so she’s not worried at all about me getting lost!"

The two brothers walked leisurely along the road. Funny, didn’t their parents say this road was busy? Didn’t they say there would be lots of people coming and going? How come it didn’t feel busy at all to them?

But whenever it was time to eat, there would always be well-dressed and kind-hearted noble ladies walking down the road, giving the brothers some food, which made them give up on these doubts.

"Ouch!"

A groan came from behind, and Ah Jin turned around immediately, seeing Ah Yin holding his stomach and squatting on the ground.

"Ah Yin, what’s wrong with you? How’s your stomach? Does it hurt? Did you eat something bad? Oh no, Mom said not to eat things from strangers, or those strangers would dig out a kid’s heart, liver, and lungs to eat! Don’t tell me, don’t tell me your heart, liver, and lungs have been dug out and that’s why it hurts so much!"

The usually composed Ah Jin finally lost his composure, his face full of panic.

Holding his stomach, Ah Yin dumbly lifted his head, blinked, and said, "Big brother, I, I want to poop..."

Oh!

Ah Jin’s mouth twitched hard, desperately wanting to smack this younger brother back to the Capital city!

"Are you done yet?"

In the grass by the roadside, Ah Jin was squatting pinching his nose with one hand, while the other was waving away the nonexistent smell in disdain.

Ah Yin’s face turned red from straining, finally pushing out a small poop.

"Wait, wait, there’s probably two more coming!"

Ah Jin opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, making a retching gesture.

"Done yet?"

Ah Yin strained until his face went red, "There’s one more!"

Ah Jin was almost out of breath, releasing his pinched nose to take a few hard breaths before holding his nose again.

"Is it done now?"

Ah Yin clenched his small fists, the effort he’d been pushing with was interrupted by his brother’s words.

"All your fault, this time, only half came out! There’s still, half a piece left!"

Ahh, you’re so gross!

Ah Jin was about to lose it, standing up and about to leave.

But suddenly, two masked men in black appeared in front of them, heading right in their direction.

Ah Jin’s eyes grew sharp, images of the bad people who took children to work in the remote mountains, as their parents described, flashed in his mind.

"Shh, Ah Yin, don’t make a sound, there are bad people!"

Ah Yin, who was holding his breath and trying hard to poop, was red-faced and had no time to respond to his brother’s warning.

Ah Jin crouched low in the grass, like a vigilant little animal, waiting for the two men in black to approach.

Ten feet.

Eight feet.

Six feet.

Pfft!

Pfft pfft!

Ah Jin’s expression froze, almost stumbling to the ground.

The two men in black stopped in their tracks, instinctively covering their noses with their hands.

Ah Yin, from his hiding spot behind, let out a satisfied but somewhat annoyed groan.

"Life is like pooping, holding in for so long, turns out it was just a fart!"

Mom was right, after all!

"Ah Yin, run!"

Ah Jin grabbed his brother’s hand and started running, not even bothering to wipe his bottom.

"Young master!"

The two men in black hurried to catch up, but Ah Jin and Ah Yin didn’t care what they called them, be it young master or even grandpa, they weren’t stopping!

They didn’t want to be taken to a remote valley to work as labor or become shepherds!

"Ah Jin, Ah Yin! You’re running in the wrong direction!"

A clear and amused voice sounded behind them, making the two little fellows stop simultaneously and turn around together.

An handsome and charming man, a woman smiling gently, and in the middle, a little girl holding a lollipop with eyes curved in smiles.

"Dad! Mom! Little sis!"

They finally saw their parents and their little sister, finally arrived in Dongling!