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University Doctor and His Fragile Patients-Chapter 333 - 270: You’ll Never Figure Out Just How Much Free Time Fragile College Students Have!
"Suddenly convulsing! It might be epilepsy!"
"Be careful, you need to clear his mouth to prevent him from choking on his own saliva!"
"I have a Silver Needle with me! Maybe we should try using it..."
The two lab coat-wearing individuals excitedly pinned down Secretary Lu.
Then.
Secretary Lu looked up.
And awkwardly locked eyes with the people in lab coats.
Secretary Lu frowned: "Isn’t there a patient having an epileptic attack? Why are you all looking at me?"
"Shouldn’t you be saving them?"
Just as he finished speaking.
Secretary Lu, who was quite perceptive, sensed something amiss.
Looking at the people in lab coats, he pointed to his own nose and asked, "Wait, the epileptic patient you’re talking about, it’s not me, is it?"
Chen Mu stood to the side with his arms crossed, unashamedly wearing a look of amusement, "Secretary Lu, you were just chuckling, and these guys thought you were having a seizure! Hahaha!!!"
Hearing Chen Mu’s exaggerated laughter.
Secretary Lu’s probing gaze swept over the group of people in lab coats in front of him.
To his surprise.
Even though most of them were avoiding his eyes.
A few occasionally sneaked glances at him.
In their eyes.
Secretary Lu saw regret, and was it disappointment?
Secretary Lu: "????"
What are you regretting?
And what are you disappointed about?!
—
"I’m dying of laughter! The pure, foolish look in those lab coat peoples’ eyes makes me understand why they’re still interns!"
"As everyone knows, it’s hard to become slick without getting beaten up by the workplace!"
"Those who still can’t handle social dynamics after workplace beatings are crying!"
"Secretary Lu: Since becoming a secretary, it’s been years since I’ve met such strange people!"
"Secretary Lu: Are you sure you don’t want to cover it up a bit in front of the live camera?"
"Interns: Give Hai City University’s secretary a tiny shock! Hahaha!!!"
"..."
—
Although the actions of these people in lab coats were outrageous.
They weren’t from Hai City University.
So, even though Secretary Lu felt somewhat disgruntled, he knew better than to vent his anger on outsiders.
As he turned his head.
He spotted Chen Mu standing there chuckling.
His gaze, full of menace, instantly fell on Chen Mu.
Chen Mu: "!!!"
Before Secretary Lu could vent his anger on him.
Chen Mu stepped forward, "Secretary Lu, distributing eggs might indeed attract many staff families, but this method isn’t suitable for today’s Hai City University."
Secretary Lu frowned slightly.
Secretary Lu: "What do you mean?"
After all, that’s a tried and tested method used by countless health product shops near residential areas.
Faced with Secretary Lu’s disapproving look.
Chen Mu just sighed softly.
Then.
Chen Mu raised his hand, pointing behind Secretary Lu, "Secretary, look at the people gathered around here..."
Secretary Lu did as Chen Mu suggested.
Scanning around.
Then.
Secretary Lu’s gaze became more baffled as he looked back at Chen Mu, "The people gathered here are all our university’s students. They might just be taking a break from classes, enjoying some leisure time; what’s the issue?"
"What’s the issue?" Chen Mu echoed Secretary Lu, giving a bitter laugh, "The issue here is enormous..."
Hmm?
Here it comes again.
That feeling of not understanding what the school’s doctor is thinking.
Here it comes again!
Secretary Lu: "Dr. Chen, stop speaking in riddles."
Chen Mu sighed, "Secretary, folks like us who work everyday never understand just how much free time these fragile university students have..."
Secretary Lu: "???"
Chen Mu sighed further, "Secretary Lu, do you believe that if the campus health center really distributed eggs, perhaps before any of the staff families showed up, they’d all be taken by these fragile university students?"
Secretary Lu opened his mouth, "That can’t be right..."
"Usually, eggs distributed are raw, and student dormitories prohibit unauthorized appliances. Even if they take them back, they can’t eat them, right?"
Chen Mu chuckled coldly, "Have you forgotten how many unauthorized appliances Hai City University collects from students each year?"
Secretary Lu: "..."
Despite the school regulations clearly stating.
Hiding unauthorized appliances results in deductions from student credits.
For severe cases.
It even affects the issuance of graduation certificates.
However.
Each year, Hai City University collects more unauthorized appliances than the last.
The most exaggerated being this year.
This year’s confiscation rate has increased by a hundred percent even before the year’s end...
Sensing Secretary Lu’s silence.
Chen Mu yawned, "Secretary, do you remember last semester’s cafeteria aunties’ collective resignation incident?"
Secretary Lu nodded, "Perhaps there were shortcomings on Hai City University’s part, but after they resigned collectively, the school also increased their salaries."
Chen Mu sighed, "It seems the school still doesn’t pay enough attention to those who resigned."
Secretary Lu: "???"
If it weren’t for the live camera still here.
Secretary Lu really wanted to rush over and cover Chen Mu’s mouth, warning him to watch his words and not speak recklessly.
Just this portion of Chen Mu’s conversation, if clipped by certain internet marketing accounts...
Tonight.
There will be a trending topic about Hai City University mistreating cafeteria staff.
But Chen Mu had already spoken up.
Even though Secretary Lu was cursing internally, he could only say, "It seems, Dr. Chen, that you know more details."
Chen Mu smiled wryly, "Of course I know, because I spent the New Year at Hai City University this year."
Didn’t go home?
Secretary Lu was taken aback.
He suddenly realized he hadn’t been attentive enough to the school doctor of Hai City University.
Secretary Lu opened his mouth, "Are you saying something unexpected happened at Hai City University during the New Year?"
Chen Mu nodded, "You haven’t noticed that the cafeteria staff who resigned earlier this year were the ones who stayed at the school during the New Year."
Secretary Lu: "..."
He had so many things to handle every day.
How could he possibly study where the leaving cafeteria staff spent the New Year?
Though that’s what he thought.
He couldn’t say it out loud.
As Secretary Lu was pondering how to respond.
Chen Mu apparently didn’t intend to wait for Secretary Lu to figure it out.
He continued speaking on his own, "During this year’s New Year, the school made dumplings for students who stayed at the university as a form of care."
Upon hearing this.
Secretary Lu started to frown, "Could this be the reason for the mass resignation of the cafeteria staff?"
"But this doesn’t make sense either!"
"Though Hai City University started this caring activity for students staying over the New Year only this year, the school sought the opinions of the cafeteria staff before proposing it."
"The cafeteria staff agreed and mentioned that those staying on campus would make dumplings for the New Year anyway, so it wasn’t a burden to include the students."
Glancing at the live-streaming camera beside him.
Secretary Lu added gravely, "Moreover, after getting the cafeteria staff’s consent, the school gave each of them a New Year bonus of a thousand yuan."
—
"?????"
"I just graduated college. Can I be a cafeteria staff member at Hai City University?"
"I can also work overtime during the New Year as long as Secretary Lu gives me a thousand yuan as overtime pay."
"I’m steady when serving food, and I make good dumplings. Choose me, Secretary Lu!"
"At first, I thought it was about choosing a girlfriend, but you guys are actually applying to be cafeteria staff?"
"What’s wrong with being a cafeteria staff! With such good benefits at Hai City University, I’d be willing to do it too."
"..."
—
After saying this.
Secretary Lu continued to explain, "I admit, the way of caring for students over the New Year by making dumplings is something Hai City University learned from other schools."
"Many schools deliver dumplings to students staying over the New Year, there’s no issue with that, right?"
Secretary Lu frowned.
He couldn’t figure out the real reason for the collective resignation of the cafeteria staff.
From his perspective.
Providing dumplings to students staying over the New Year shouldn’t have triggered such a large-scale resignation event.
Listening to Secretary Lu’s naïve words.
Chen Mu couldn’t help but sigh again, "Secretary, you didn’t consider the actual situation at Hai City University when copying other schools..."
"Let me tell you what really happened on the eve of New Year’s at Hai City University..."
Under Chen Mu’s description.
Secretary Lu and the viewers in the livestream.
Heard a very absurd story.
Two days before New Year’s Eve, Hai City University asked the counselors to inform their class groups about the caring activities for students staying over.
Additionally.
To facilitate New Year shopping for those staying on campus.
The school lifted the access controls from the cafeteria to the main gate of the university.
In other words.
During this period.
Students staying at the university could freely enter and exit without registration.
During the New Year.
Chen Mu, who was also staying on campus, went to the cafeteria intending to help the cafeteria staff.
This was also the decision Chen Mu regretted the most after coming to Hai City University.
Neither he.
Nor the cafeteria staff at Hai City University.
Expected that on New Year’s Eve.
From morning till night.
They only did a few things.
Made dough.
Kneaded dough.
Rolled out dough wrappers.
Prepared dumpling filling.
Wrapped dumplings.
Cooked dumplings.
...
At eight in the morning.
Local students from Hai City, having seen the school announcement, started to come to the cafeteria to join the fun and eat dumplings.
At first.
Chen Mu and the cafeteria staff didn’t mind these few students.
They thought it was just a matter of setting a few more places.
And welcomed these students warmly.
What they never imagined was.
This was just the "tragic" beginning of their New Year’s Eve!







