Urban Supreme Medical Saint-Chapter 61 - 60 This is the Real Profession!

61: Chapter 60 This is the Real Profession!

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61: Chapter 60 This is the Real Profession!

(One more!

Request for recommendation) _1

“Since you’re so unprofessional, let daddy teach you.

First of all…”

Ren Feifan pointed at the policeman who had just nodded.

“Yes, don’t doubt it.

I’m talking about you.

Of all the disguises you could have chosen, you decided to be a courier.

God dammit, I’ve been watching you deliver packages across the street for half an hour.

Couriers usually move quickly because they have lots of packages to deliver and their wages are mostly based on piecework.

But you, you move slowly and look suspicious as hell.

Your face practically screams ‘I am not a cop’!”

The policeman turned red and lowered his eyes, unable to face his colleagues.

Huh, why is it like he’s swapped places with a suspect?

Why is he lowering his gaze?

What is there to be embarrassed about?

Before he could respond, Ren Feifan pointed at the tall, skinny policeman next to him.

“Now onto you.

Yes, you.

God damn it, you’re skinny as a bamboo pole.

It’s either because your wife is starving or you’re masturbating too much.

Listen kid, daddy will tell you, a little bit of masturbation can be pleasant, too much can hurt you, and excessive masturbation can obliterate you!”

“Uh, sorry I got distracted.

As for you…the king of masturbation…

don’t stare at me like that, I don’t know your name, so let’s just call you the king of masturbation.

Your disguise as a bystander barely passes, but do you know what your biggest flaw is?”

“What?” As the tall, skinny man curiously enquired, forgetting about the masturbation comment.

Ren Feifan stared mysteriously at him and said, “You’re an idiot.

I wonder what kind of teacher taught you investigation!

I bet your teacher is turning in his grave!”

“Uh…

my investigation teacher is still alive…”

Ren Feifan paused, then retorted, “You must have driven him to an early grave with stress!

Let me tell you, what kind of bystander reads a newspaper for hours?

And the same page?

Nowadays, which young person reads newspapers at all?

Have you watched too much 007?

Real bystanders patrol continuously.

And to avoid getting noticed by suspects, they should investigate using different routes.”

The skinny man realised the professional terminology implied that Ren Feifan was indeed an expert when hearing these words.

When he thought about his actions, he found himself full of flaws.

“Um…

Do I have any other mistakes?” The tall, skinny policeman asked timidly.

“Your mistakes are abundant.

I don’t have all day to list them.

Next!”

Ren Feifan glanced at Zhu Xiaolin, who was glaring at him not far away.

Zhu Xiaolin felt like cursing.

They had come to arrest Ren Feifan, but ended up attending a lecture.

Since when did cops need lessons from criminals?

And worse, everything the guy said made sense, and she couldn’t refute it.

“Tell me, where did I go wrong?”

Zhu Xiaolin was now intrigued.

She had always excelled in combat and investigation during her time at the police academy.

She thought that the mission had been flawless and there was no way he would find any faults.

Ren Feifan smirked and slowly said, “Mama T-Rex.

The mistake you made…

was being too perfect.”

“Who are you calling a Mama T-Rex?”

Zhu Xiaolin quickly stood up, her eyes blazing with fire.

If it weren’t for the officers by her side, she would have pounced on him.

“Look at you…if this kind of temper isn’t a Mama T-Rex then what is?

As a doctor, I should remind you, haven’t you missed your period for several months now?”

Zhu Xiaolin didn’t respond but was shocked.

How did he know her period was late?

Even a traditional Chinese medicine doctor would need to feel her pulse, how could he know it without checking?

“Your silence signifies confirmation.

Actually, it’s your bad temper, which is a sign of hormonal imbalance.

I can prescribe you a herbal formula.

It should be sorted out after a few months of treatment.

Back to the topic.

You might have looked perfect, but there was a gigantic loophole!”

Zhu Xiaolin’s lovely eyes were fixed on Ren Feifan, seemingly waiting for his answer.

Ren Feifan gave a knowing sigh and then pointed to Zhu Xiaolin’s chest.

Zhu Xiaolin subconsciously looked down at her own chest.

She couldn’t see anything wrong.

“Your biggest flaw is that your chest is too large, too eye-catching!

Do you know what surveillance investigators avoid the most?

1.

Women.

2.

Young women.

3.

Young, attractive women.

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Young, attractive women with large bosoms.

You, amazingly, fulfill all these criteria.

Therefore, Mama T-Rex, you should talk to your superior and request a transfer.

You shouldn’t be in this line of work unless you’re considering breast reduction surgery!”

“Ren Feifan!” Zhu Xiaolin was infuriated.

She reached for her baton, ready to strike Ren Feifan.

Everyone thought Ren Feifan would evade, but he apparently had no intention of doing so.

Ren Feifan leisurely took out his phone and muttered, “Recording–”

He even elongated his voice once he said that.

The baton froze at this point.

Zhu Xiaolin knew all too well that he had her at his mercy.

Damn it!

“Oh, why don’t you hit me?” Ren Feifan cheerily taunted Zhu Xiaolin.

“Sparing you a dog’s life.

Humph!”

Zhu Xiaolin thrust her baton back into her belt and turned her face away.

All the officers present were stunned.

The team leader had arrested 172 times and beaten the suspect on 171 occasions.

But today, she chose not to lay a finger on the man who seemed like a prime example of what not to do.

“Wow, that’s awesome!”

Every man in the car secretly gave Ren Feifan a thumbs-up.

They no longer considered him a suspect but a godlike figure instead.

……

At the same time, in the Ma Family residence of Lin City.

An old man with white hair was playing chess while a middle-aged man knelt beside him, saying something.

Hearing the man’s words, the old man crushed the chess piece in his hand.

“You’re saying that Ren Feifan was taken away by the police?”

The old man’s eyes flickered with anger.

His grandson had been murdered, and although he knew it wasn’t Ren Feifan’s doing, he was aware that it was someone close to him who had done it.

The descendants of the Ma family couldn’t just drop dead without reason!

The old man stood up and grabbed a nearby water jug, tipping it slightly to water the plants beside him.

He asked while watering, “Have you found out the origins of that Ren Feifan and that woman?”

The kneeling middle-aged man replied, “Elder, the two seem to have appeared out of nowhere, and we can’t trace their history.

At the moment, we only know that Ren Feifan has good relationships with both the Cui and Xu families in Jiangnan province.

That’s about it.

As for the woman, we’ve established her general area of activity, but her skill level is high, and we can’t make a move.”

“They appeared out of nowhere?

Even Skynet’s resources couldn’t get any information?”

Old Master Ma stopped his movements, pondering something.

“Yes, even Skynet couldn’t trace their origins.

However…”

The middle-aged man seemed hesitant.

“Speak!”

“It’s said that Ren Feifan offended the Zhou family, but the Zhou family hasn’t taken any action yet.

It feels like he has a complex background.

Elder, do you think this man, a ‘Ren’, could belong to the Ren family from Capital City?”

The elder’s eyes flashed as he fell silent.