Who Brought Him into the Cultivation World?-Chapter 334 - 276: It Even Tricks Fools

"You little rascal, can’t you let me enjoy my retirement in the Spirit Realm Tower in peace?"

A giant ship gradually appeared in the sky, casting a massive shadow over everyone’s heads.

Han Yu widened his eyes, staring at the Celestial Wave Crossing overhead. While it wasn’t his first time seeing it, it was his first time seeing it fly in the sky.

He hadn’t expected such grandeur. The entire ship was made of wood, and numerous figures could be seen walking back and forth on it. Before long, the Celestial Wave Crossing steadily descended beyond the beach.

When Ling Wuce came in with his men, he immediately looked displeased upon seeing Han Yu.

Honestly, he hardly ever had to come out from the Fifth Tower personally, but every damn time it was related to Han Yu.

After all, he was the Vice Tower Master of the Spirit Realm Tower and the Vice Dean of the Cultivator Institute. Nowadays, he hardly dealt with any proper business and simply ran errands for Quan Xiaotong.

Mainly because this guy in front of him could stir up a big fuss every few days; he really was a handful.

Han Yu led them to the place where six old monsters were tied up. These six had woken up earlier and, upon finding their cultivation completely gone, were utterly disheartened. Seeing Han Yu, they started cursing vehemently.

When Han Yu brought Ling Wuce over, the few bound like dumplings began cursing even louder, their obscene language echoing non-stop.

Chicken Feather Gall and Witty Ghost had been guarding there for some time. Seeing Han Yu bringing people over, they stepped forward to greet Ling Wuce and then, with smirking faces, began their little report.

"Mr. Han, these six old men are quite formidable; they cursed you for half a two-hour period without repeating a word."

Han Yu’s face turned dark, just as Eighth was cursing the most gleefully.

"You little bastard Han, if you ever fall into my hands, I swear I’ll make you wish for death."

"I’ll poison you into an idiot and then find a she-wolf to match you two..."

What followed was a vivid description, which left the group with pervasively awkward expressions.

Han Yu, with a dark face, stepped forward and clamped the man’s mouth shut, forcefully shoving a pill inside.

"What did you make me eat?"

Eighth desperately gagged but couldn’t vomit anything out, looking flustered at Han Yu as he spoke.

Three Corpses Frenzy Pill: Increases the cultivator’s speed drastically after consumption, allowing them to reach the Divine Gaze Realm within three years. Side effects: daily bouts of the three corpse deities, with uncontrollable carnal desire, greed, and hunger!

As Han Yu slowly explained the pill’s effects, the expression on the man’s face turned as sickened as if he had eaten a fly.

Because... the drug’s effects were kicking in, and it was, well, that.

Pity the poor old man who had been abstinently pure for most of his life, only to find himself invigorated now.

It’s just the timing was rather off, as he and the others were tied tightly together.

He was uncomfortable, and Miao Zuesen felt even worse. He prided himself on having been pure-hearted and nopersonal desires for the majority of his life.

"Stop writhing, your twisting is making it unbearable for me."

Miao Zuesen desperately tried to squirm farther away from Eighth, whose face flushed with shame and anger as he spoke.

Truly brutal!

Having witnessed Han Yu’s methods, Chicken Feather Gall and Witty Ghost were filled with dread, realizing that this guy was far scarier than rumors suggested.

Ling Wuce’s expression remained unchanged; he’d seen plenty of Han Yu’s pills, and this was hardly anything of note.

"You’ve really outdone yourself, taking on six Transcendent Cultivators on your own and dealing with another hundred Divine Gaze Realm cultivators. Are you planning to ascend to the heavens?"

Truthfully, upon first hearing about this feat, his initial thought was that his subordinates were exaggerating.

The Eight Freaks of Celestial City Peak were not just nobodies; they were genuine seasoned experts in the Cultivator Realm. If they were that easy to deal with, their graves would have long since grown over with weeds.

But the truth was, after taking care of two among them, this guy challenged the remaining six on his own, along with a hundred other minor fry.

Yes, even Ling Wuce had to admit that the Divine Gaze Realm now seemed like nothing more than mundane fish in this kid’s hands.

A hundred of them, with a full seventy percent wounded or killed, and the remaining thirty percent barely clinging to life.

"Now, Quan Xiaotong truly has to thank you well."

Ling Wuce sighed as he spoke.

Celestial City Peak had always been a headache for the Major Sects; the Eight Old Fiends had a lawless demeanor, depraved methods, shameless personalities, and countless enemies.

The Imperial Court taking them away this time, and then announcing it to the world, surely would boost its prestige and influence within the Cultivator Realm.

Most importantly, it would set a firm example, giving those restless sects a bit of a deterrent.

Moreover, the Eight Old Fiends had plenty of good stuff on them, Pill Formulas, and Alchemy insights, all valuable treasures.

In the end, Quan Xiaotong owed a huge debt of gratitude again this time.

"Old Ling, I’ve got a good opportunity for you. Interested?"

Han Yu grinned broadly.

Ling Wuce became interested, looked up at him, and curiously opened his mouth, "That’s odd; you still have something good for me."

Han Yu pouted, most annoyed by people judging him by old standards, and pointed behind him.

Ling Wuce looked at an enormous tree towering into the clouds, beneath it was a group of low-level villagers, and a mysterious girl he couldn’t see through, next to them was a small white deer...

This combination was quite unusual. Clearly, they were villagers, yet they seemed to possess some level of cultivation, and the girl was incredibly strange. Despite being only at the Other Shore Realm, she exuded a strong aura of life.

And then there was the deer, its face seemed somewhat displeased. How peculiar, could an animal have such a rich expression?

The more Ling Wuce observed the deer, the more he felt something was off.

Moreover, the tree behind them was also very peculiar. How could such a large tree exist without being known?

"It’s definitely a good thing. You should find a new home for this Wood Spirit, along with those villagers."

Han Yu pointed at the small deer and said plainly.

"It’s just for the Wood Spirit..."

Ling Wuce casually responded, then suddenly shuddered, pointing at the small deer in shock.

"It’s a Wood Spirit?"

Han Yu was startled by his loud reaction, "You know about Wood Spirits?"

The other person was amazed, "You really love to joke around. Besides editing cultivation techniques, I document these strange tales, so you tell me if I know."

Since he knew, it made things easier. Han Yu briefly conveyed the Wood Spirit’s requirements.

What seemed difficult to Han Yu was quite simple for Ling Wuce.

However, he didn’t agree immediately. Instead, he walked over.

"I’m going to get some benefits before agreeing."

Saying this, he quickly strode over. This guy, he wasn’t even this eager to recruit people.

"That’s natural; to major powers, a Wood Spirit is certainly a treasure. It’s just that this old guy recognizes its value."

The Artifact Spirit shrugged while speaking.

But for someone like Han Yu, who was alone, this was an uncouth Beast Spirit.

Han Yu was too lazy to go in. Anyway, he’d left the matter for Ling Wuce to solve. If the latter could handle it, then he could effortlessly benefit from it.

After a full two-hour period, Ling Wuce returned with a smile.

"How did it go?"

Han Yu asked curiously.

Ling Wuce waved his hand; it was naturally settled with ease.

"I marked out an area next to Sea Stone City in the East Sea for it as the territory for those villagers and themselves."

Han Yu was very curious; wasn’t this entirely incongruent with the Spirit’s request?

Could this Beast Spirit agree?

"This is where you’re mistaken."

Ling Wuce began to explain.

The other party just wanted a place where they wouldn’t be casually disturbed, not truly asking to live in seclusion.

It’s simple, just use the influence of the Fifth Tower to cordon off that area so no cultivators could easily enter, then dispatch some cultivators to help stand guard.

Sea Stone City is conveniently by the mountains and water, so it couldn’t be simpler.

Han Yu thought about it and realized there was some truth to it. With the Imperial Court’s involvement, that territory wouldn’t easily have issues, and even if there were, the court would handle it.

It seemed that this matter was indeed suitable for Ling Wuce to resolve.

"So what benefits did you get?"

Han Yu recalled the enthusiasm with which this old man went in, and couldn’t help but be curious once again.

Mentioning it made Ling Wuce very happy; he grinned, "I gained the friendship of the Wood Spirit."

Uh...

Han Yu’s expression was indescribably odd.

"What’s wrong? Is there something wrong with that Wood Spirit?"

Ling Wuce naturally noticed Han Yu’s strange expression and asked in surprise.

"No, everything about that guy is fine, except it’s not sincere."

Han Yu suppressed his laughter and shook his head.

"How so?"

Ling Wuce asked curiously, feeling that it was okay! Isn’t it good communication!

"Because it even deceives fools."