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Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 813 - 410: Just as Numerous as Stray Dogs
The hard stomachs of the Red Tiger Python Apes were exposed and trembled constantly as they roared.
Moreover, the monkeys were wearing authentic gear.
"No way, weren't they supposed to be primitive? Where did their Thousand Machine Armor come from?" Azang took a step back, holding an axe and cautiously watching the people opposite.
"Don't panic..."
Although Erlang said this, he was a bit numb inside.
Because he saw that mechanisms started popping out of the stone wall behind the two Red Tiger Python Apes, and each of the Thousand Machine Cannons was aimed at them.
'Damn it, when did we get exposed?'
'And why are these two monkeys so advanced?'
Just as Erlang was about to risk everything again, a voice suddenly broke the tense atmosphere.
"Hello, is anyone home?"
Having been lost in the cave for a long time, Zhang Ze finally dug his way out of the ground, looking at the unique outfits of both groups. Although curious, he first fulfilled his delivery duties and asked.
"The delivery is here, is anyone there? Please sign for it."
"It's ours."
"Roar!"
Erlang and a Red Tiger Python Ape raised their hands almost simultaneously.
The scene was awkward for a moment.
The Red Tiger Python Ape bared its teeth, seemingly wanting to eat these few thieves who not only pirated its handsome image but also broke into its house to steal the delivery.
Zhang Ze couldn't be bothered with them, "I've got important things to do, I'll leave soon. Whether you fight or make up, it's your business. Now, report the serial number."
Erlang quickly raised his hand, "358..."
"Wrong." Before Erlang could finish, Zhang Ze shook his head and then looked at the Red Tiger Python Ape, "You."
Red Tiger Python Ape, "Grrrr, grrr, grrr, grr grr."
Zhang Ze nodded, "Hmm, the serial number checks out. So, you're 'Definitely Not the Rocket Team', right? Put your fingerprint here, take your delivery, and I'm off."
Erlang, "?"
Just as Zhang Ze was about to leave, Erlang suddenly raised his hand and said, "Isn't there a mistake? We were the ones who ordered the delivery?"
He handed his delivery slip to Zhang Ze, but after taking a glance, Zhang Ze returned it to him.
"Fake, your delivery slip is a knockoff. Didn't you order from that guy in black?" Zhang Ze looked at Erlang with a peculiar expression, noting his clearly off-colored Thousand Machine Armor.
"Is there a problem with that guy?" Erlang said anxiously.
"That guy just deals in knockoffs. What he has are either refurbished second-hand goods or counterfeit junk." Zhang Ze looked at Erlang with pity.
"So..." Erlang took off the Thousand Machine Armor and handed the capsule to Zhang Ze.
Zhang Ze, "It's an old model from the first batch, modified a bit, but it can't compare to the new version even slightly."
Erlang, "Then this..."
He took out a Wild Spirit Beast Detector.
Zhang Ze, "Counterfeit, and it's based on a children's toy. The internal stuff is all made up. You didn't really believe it, did you?"
As he spoke, Zhang Ze skillfully pressed a button, and the machine played a cute Pikachu sound.
That's from the Fuji Record.
Erlang, "So the Yellow-skinned Rat Pika Pika..."
"It's just a virtual image, all fabricated by us. But maybe in seventy or eighty years, you might see a real one. The Beast Taming Sect has started breeding Yellow-skinned Rats, so by then, it'll be real."
Already somewhat broken, Erlang began pulling things out of the storage bag on his belt, and Zhang Ze appraised each item.
In the end, they found out that except for the certain second-hand authentic Peninsula Iron Box, everything else was either counterfeit or just empty shells.
Looking at Erlang, Zhang Ze clicked his tongue in amazement. To be honest, it was his first time seeing someone so easy to deceive.
"How much did you spend on all these things?" Zhang Ze asked curiously.
"I didn't spend any money... got them all through lotteries." Erlang muttered.
Zhang Ze, "What kind of lottery?"
Erlang, "The new Fried Shide branch's crowdfunding, early shareholder buy-in, eight major discounts, downstream development..."
But before Zhang Ze could continue asking questions, Azang, who had been listening in, suddenly kicked Erlang, then grabbed his collar, "So all along you were deceiving me? And the savings we worked hard for..."
Erlang pulled out two hand-written shareholder certificates, "Turned into these..."
Miaomiao and Azang were teetering, nearly collapsing from lack of oxygen, feeling suffocated. 𝑓𝓇𝘦ℯ𝘸𝘦𝑏𝓃𝑜𝘷ℯ𝑙.𝑐𝑜𝓂
Seeing Erlang's miserable state, Zhang Ze sighed and helped him up.
Zhang Ze, "Tell me your name."
Erlang's eyes lit up, "Are you going to help me get justice and recover the losses?"
Zhang Ze shook his head, "No, I'm just noting your name down, so when you get older, I can sell you health supplements."
Erlang, "..."
Seeing Erlang's unlucky demeanor, the Red Tiger Apes lost their appetite to eat him.
After all, eating fools might make one contagious.
They ignored Erlang and Azang, instead opening the delivery right in front of them.
The box was full of all sorts of figures, as for why Zhang Ze had these things with him...
Don't ask, wouldn't know even if you did.
After taking out the toy figures and admiring them for a while, the two Red Tiger Python Apes activated the mechanism on the rock wall, preparing to store them in the delivery locker.
Just when Erlang was nearly fainting, he suddenly bolted upright in alarm, pointing to the primitive-looking display cabinet and exclaiming.
"Yellow-skinned Rat!"
The two Red Tiger Python Apes turned around simultaneously, breathing ominously, as if in warning.
And Zhang Ze looked at the half cabinet full of black stones and fell into thought.
"Could it be... they're really as common as stray dogs?"







