You are all bad women! Don't come over!-Chapter 59 - 57: Punishing Perversions

Shen Mochen reached out his hand, intending to give Catherine’s cheek a good pinch, but afraid of waking her up, he symbolically pinched her hair instead before withdrawing his hand.

Just what was their relationship now? Shen Mochen absentmindedly played with Catherine’s hair.

Officially, they were in a secret romantic relationship, but they both knew there was no love between them, yet they continued this so-called secret relationship... truth be told, wasn’t this just the same as not dating at all?

It was just a title!

This relationship was complicated and twisted. He’d have to wait for Yin Caiyu to return and discuss what to do.

Shen Mochen couldn’t help sighing again and put Catherine’s hair down, muttering, "She’s cuter when she’s asleep..."

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"Are you badmouthing your girlfriend while she’s asleep?" Catherine opened her eyes lethargically.

"When did you wake up?" Shen Mochen was startled.

He finally could retrieve his arm, although the numb sensation was somewhat painful.

"When you were playing with my hair."

"Uh, sorry, sorry."

Catherine murmured and stretched languidly like a cat, "You’re my boyfriend; you have the right, and it wasn’t that that woke me up. Just hope you won’t secretly speak ill of me again next time."

Shen Mochen disagreed, "That wasn’t badmouthing!"

Catherine huffed and rubbed her eyes, "I am perfect at all times. Saying I’m cuter when asleep is slander against my wakeful self for not being cute enough!"

She had just woken up from a nap, her eyes slightly red, and her feigned annoyance added a soft, enchanting allure.

Shen Mochen turned his face away, his heart racing, but he retorted, "Narcissist, really think you are utterly flawless?"

"Not entirely. If I had to pick my most imperfect aspect, it would be having a boyfriend who hides his head and shows his tail like a coward." Catherine looked down at the problems Shen Mochen had just been working on and chuckled, "Pretty high accuracy."

"Ah, well, just luck..."

Shen Mochen answered cautiously, not sure which of Catherine’s remarks was intentional and which was not.

Catherine stood up from the chair and looked down at Shen Mochen with a provocative gaze, "Let’s have a little competition."

Shen Mochen blinked, "Compete at what?"

"Next mock test scores. If you win..." Catherine wrapped her arms around his neck from behind, her breath warm, "I’ll fulfill all your wishes, including the purity of a Tianzheng Church adherent before marriage."

"That Tianzheng Church adherent is..." Shen Mochen shuddered.

"Who else but the world’s most beautiful and smartest girlfriend before your eyes?"

Catherine let go of Shen Mochen, her hips lightly leaning against the table, head held high with a triumphant look.

Shen Mochen swallowed hard, his eyelids drooping, "I thought you didn’t believe in that stuff?"

"Who said that? I am a devout Tianzheng Church believer!" Catherine glared at him, displaying the cross pendant from beneath her clothing, "See, this is my proof. I’m even ready to betray God for you!"

If wearing a cross is all it takes to claim one is a devout Tianzheng Church adherent, then if I parrot Marx and Lenin online, does that make me a staunch communist warrior? Of course, such things only exist in dreamworlds.

Internally mocking, Shen Mochen raised his hand and asked, "Do I have the right to refuse?"

Catherine beamed with a smile, "What do you think?"

Shen Mochen looked downcast, "Can I ask... why do you even want to compete?"

Catherine matter-of-factly stated, "You are Catherine’s boyfriend, after all. It would be embarrassing for me if you were a loser!"

Let’s just break up then! I am a loser, so can we break up?

"So if I lose… is there any punishment?" Shen Mochen cautiously asked.

"Of course not, how could I bear to punish my cute and obedient boyfriend?" Catherine gently stroked Shen Mochen’s face.

Any wish, huh… That should be completely harmless for me, right? At worst, it’s just nothing; win and there’s a world of benefits!

Even Catherine herself offered her first time as a promise… Maybe she just came up with an excuse because she wants to sleep with me?

No, no, that’s not right. If it’s any wish, that means I could even wish for a breakup, or to win a large sum of money!

The only problem is whether Catherine would acknowledge the loss... I certainly don’t have the power to force her to fulfill the wish.

But even if she doesn’t acknowledge it, I won’t lose anything.

Besides, Shen Mochen had an inexplicable trust in Catherine.

"This wish, you can’t offset it with those two wishes you owe me!" Shen Mochen thought for a moment and then added.

"You’re really cautious," Catherine said with a smile, her eyes like autumn pools, "Alright, as you wish."

"The next trial’s time..."

"Right after the school anniversary ends, the day before your birthday."

As they were chatting, Shen Mochen’s arm had gradually recovered. Since it couldn’t move for so long due to being under Catherine’s pillow, the first thing he did after it recovered was to go to the bathroom.

Shen Mochen left the library study room, and Fuzi immediately appeared before Catherine.

"Master, you fell asleep just now," Fuzi said.

"Came home too late last night, huh, and even stayed at the police station for half a day," Catherine paused for a moment before responding.

"Falling asleep somewhere other than on a bed is a first for me."

"It might be because you were too tired, didn’t I tell you to go rest?"

Fuzi softly said, "I couldn’t rest easy, I just arrived."

Catherine glanced over indifferently, "What’s there to worry about?"

"According to various materials, this Shen Mochen is a very dangerous person, I was worried he might suddenly lash out and hurt you."

Catherine let out a cold laugh, "Really? I wish he would take off his mask and show his true self."

As they were speaking, Shen Mochen came back from the bathroom, "Hey, change… Miss Fuzi, why are you here?"

"She’s afraid you might suddenly force yourself on me," Catherine sighed, "She really overestimates your courage!"

With that, Catherine turned to Fuzi and said coldly, "Fuzi, you disobeyed my order and disturbed our date for two. Do you realize your mistake?"

Fuzi immediately knelt on one knee, bowing her head, "Fuzi realizes her mistake, please punish me, Master!"

Catherine stepped on Fuzi’s head and sneered, "Clench your teeth, this might hurt a bit."

Seeing this, Shen Mochen instinctively tugged at Catherine’s sleeve, "Hey, hey… I think she meant well, maybe there’s no need for punishment…"

Suddenly, from under Catherine’s foot came a fierce gaze, carrying a chilly and lethal aura.

"No need to show mercy, the punishment must be severe!"

Shen Mochen shivered all over, his attitude doing a complete one-eighty.

Fuzi lowered her head in satisfaction.

Oh my gosh, what a freak! Shen Mochen internally complained.