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You've Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale
飞鸽交友须谨慎
The Peng Society for Gentlemen a secret friend-making club for the homosexual men of the Great Xia Dynasty. Its services were designed to help its members along in their quest for their lifelong partners. Upon paying a monthly fee of fifty coins, members could get themselves listed in The Pengornisseur after providing a self-portrait, a mailing address, their age and hobbies, as well as a self-introduction. All members would receive a copy of the monthly publication, and they could communicate with one another in private using the information in The Pengornisseur. Wu Xingzi, a bachelor about to turn forty, worked as the adviser to the magistrate in Qingcheng County. Qingcheng County was a place with barely any resources. In other words, it was poor. In the list of counties of the Great Xia Dynasty, it had been ranked at the bottom for the past two hundred years. Wu Xingzi felt that his life was hopeless: not only was he a homosexual, he was also a virgin. Even his retirement fund was lacking. Worse still, his looks were forgettable. He might as well die. Hence, Wu Xingzi decided to commit suicide on his fortieth birthday. However, he was unwilling to remain a virgin to death! And so, gritting his teeth, he joined the Peng Society for Gentlemen and received The Pengornisseur. It was very painful; after all, fifty coins were the sum of his daily expenditure for ten days! He would only pay it once, and he was determined to succeed on his first try.
- C.106 - It Started With Pengornises, And It Also Ends With Pengornises (End)
- C.105 - Wrapping Up
- C.104 - Xingzi: Always Misjudged
- C.103 - Visiting A Prisoner In Jail
- C.102 - Closing The Net
- C.101 - Prison Play (NSFW)
- C.100 - Time to Get Yan Wenxin to Fall Into The Trap!
- C.99 - Someone Is Vomiting Blood
- C.98 - Adviser Wu’s Short Story
- C.97 - What Was Man Yue Doing Here?!
- C.96 - Anxious and Uneasy
- C.95 - A Bolt From The Blue (NSFW)
- C.94 - Ai, There’s Something I Want to Say (NSFW)
- C.93 - Your Pengornis Isn’t The Only Thing I Like
- C.92 - Meeting the In-Laws
- C.91 - Spring’s Frequent Visitor, While Money Disappears
- C.90 - Your Good Friend Yan Wenxin is Now Online
- C.89 - How About Burning The Pengornis Drawing of Ping Yifan?
- C.88 - This Is Called A Slutty Hole (NSFW)
- C.87 - Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining
- C.86 - Tell the Truth
- C.85 - Advisor Wu Toughens Up
- C.84 - A Trap Within A Trap(?): Part 2
- C.83 - A Trap Within A Trap(?): Part 1
- C.82 - How to Prove This?
- C.81 - Showdown Part 2
- C.80 - Showdown
- C.79 - Rubbing the Belly
- C.78 - Forever and Eternal Peace
- C.77 - Yan Wenxin
- C.76 - No Matter How Painful Getting Hoisted By One’s Own Petard Is, It’s Self-Inflicted
- C.75 - As The Saying Goes, To Be Hoisted By One’s Own Petard
- C.74 - We Both Have Nothing, And So Coincidentally, We’re A Match
- C.73 - The Tree of Jianmu: The Bridge Between Heaven and Earth
- C.72 - Every Age Brings In a New Pengornis
- C.71 - A Dream That Left No Traces (NSFW)
- C.70 - I’ve Missed You… (NSFW)
- C.69 - This Peng Society Gathering…
- C.68 - Is This In The Hands of Fate or Mine?
- C.67 - You Can’t Stop Taking This Medicine
- C.66 - If He Doesn’t Belong to Anyone, Would You Want Him?
- C.65 - The Long Journey to The Capital
- C.64 - The Agreed Upon Blood Vomiting
- C.63 - Not Sure What Title to Give This, Bursting Their Bubbles?
- C.62 - It’s Time For Plot: Trouble at a Wedding!
- C.61 - The Various Emotions of Life, And So It Goes
- C.60 - The Will-o-Wisp Turning Into Dust Only Needed The Blink of An Eye
- C.59 - The Past Is Over, There’s No Turning Back
- C.58 - So Many Pengornises In The Capital, Of Course I Should Go Take A Look!
- C.57 - That Frog in The Well
- C.56 - Your Good Friend Mr. Lu Is Back Online
- C.55 - Rancui Gains A Loyal Puppy
- C.54 - Are We Still Giving This Gift?
- C.53 - Come, Come Touch Your Belly (NSFW)
- C.52 - Let’s Do Something A Little Interesting (NSFW)
- C.51 - Haiwang, Are You Really Not Going to Let The Physician Check Your Eyes?
- C.50 - A Qin’s Melody Spells One’s Emotions
- C.49 - That Peach Forest, Once Upon A Time
- C.48 - This Apparently Is A Trap Disguised As A Feast
- C.47 - There Are Some Things You Actually Did Not Forget
- C.46 - Wafts and Whiffs (NSFW)
- C.45 - Mingzhu Flees / A Treasure Covered in Dust1
- C.44 - Why Is It Lanterns Again??
- C.43 - How Can A Pengornis Compare to Me? (NSFW)
- C.42 - An Interlude; Pickled Cucumbers Are Really Yummy
- C.41 - Will o’ Wisp Lu’s Tricks Are Rather Stale
- C.40 - The Cucumbers Have Matured
- C.39 - Fire Cannot Be Wrapped In Paper, Unless They Were Paper Lanterns
- C.38 - This New Year is Rough
- C.37 - The Mutual Destruction of The Brothers Is Troubling The Advisor
- C.36 - Staying Up on New Year’s Eve1 (NSFW)
- C.35 - The Prince of Lanling of Pengornises
- C.34 - Ancestor Worship
- C.33 - He’s Like A Wisp of Moonlight
- C.32 - You Like Fanning The Flames, Yet You Can’t Take The Heat (NSFW)
- C.31 - Rumours
- C.30 - The General’s EQ is Touching
- C.29 - For Whom Are You Getting Angry About?
- C.28 - Adviser Wu Rides a Horse (NSFW)
- C.27 - Will o’ Wisp Lu Finally Appears!
- C.26 - The Adviser’s Daily Life
- C.25 - Let’s Just Plant Cucumbers
- C.24 - And So Will-o’-Wisp Lu Makes Trouble
- C.23 - All First Loves Are Painful
- C.22 - Who Exactly Was That Person?
- C.21 - Why Must You Insist On It?
- C.20 - The Lewd Darling and The Big Pengornis
- C.19 - It Always Backfires When The General Tries to Fuck A Certain Someone Over
- C.12 - The Great South Garrison General Part 2
- C.11 - The Great South Garrison General
- C.10 - Flute Appreciation with Adviser Wu
- C.9 - Playing With the Adviser’s Little Pengornis
- C.8 - On the Peaks of Pleasure, In the Showers of Desire
- C.7 - Shall We Expose Ourselves to Each Other?
- C.6 - Adviser, Your Pengornis
- C.5 - Adviser Wu’s Wet Dream (NSFW)
- C.4 - Nothing Was More Important Than The Pengornis Drawings
- C.3 - Receiving A Pile of Pengornis Drawings
- C.2 - Penpals Through the Pigeon Express
- C.1 - The Affairs of Adviser Wu