The End Of The World’s Poisonous Mom And Monster Baby - Chapter 180 - Volume 2 Chapter 74 The annoying Yao Jing*
Chapter 180 Volume 2 Chapter 74 The annoying Yao Jing*
Yan Qiyue didn’t drink well, so when he drank a bit more than a cup, his whole body looked like red cooked prawns. When Shao Qing lifted him up, he was like an octopus wrapped around Shao Qing.
His body smelled like alcohol. His stench smelt not like he drank one cup but as if he drank an entire jug. Shao Qing had to move him directly into the bathroom.
Because no one had lived there before, there was no water heater in the bathroom. Naturally there was no hot water. Shao Qing didn’t dare use cold water to bathe Yan Qiyue. After all, Yan Qiyue was weak. But, she was unwilling to let him sleep with the smell of alcohol, that would definitely be uncomfortable.
She originally wanted to boil a little water and give Yan Qiyue a bath but Yan Qiyue was holding her tightly and wouldn’t let go. Finally she called Er Dai over and let Er Dai boil the water.
It worked out since a few other drunks had to take a bath as well. So Er Dai and Fu Jingmo boiled a lot of water and brought it up.
Shao Qing mixed it with cold water to make him a warm water bath. Then she began peeling the clothes off Yan Qiyue. Yan Qiyue was red all over and did not resist. He obediently allowed Shao Qing to have her way. When Shao Qing asked him to lift his arms, he would lift his arms. When Shao Qing asked him to raise his leg, he just lifted his leg. He was very obedient and well behaved.
Yan Qiyue’s physique was slowly recovering after being injured. The traces that Shao Qing left on him a few days ago were gone, only the wound on his arm has not recovered.
The wound couldn’t get wet, so Shao Qing found a plastic bag and wrapped his arm. Then she threw Yan Qiyue into the pool.
Yan Qiyue was very thin. So thin that when touched, his ribs could be felt. Except for his little buttocks that had some flesh on it, he was like a bamboo stick, especially his two long legs.
When Shao Qing bathed him, he groaned. He had finally sobered up a little and put his arms around Shao Qing’s neck to kiss her. When Shao Qing pushed him, he pretended to be drunk and splashed in the water. Covered in water, he was too slippery so Shao Qing could not hold him down easily. Finally she had control of Yan Qiyue, preventing him from kissing her everywhere, but she was still bitten on the neck several times.
When Yan Qiyue was pulled out of the water, he was finally a little bit better. He was pressed to the window sill by Shao Qing who took a towel to wipe his body, arms, legs, and small waist. The feeling was quite good. Shao Qing touched it a few more times. Except for some inconvenient spots, Shao Qing touched…… Ah wrong, wiped everything.
Then when she tried to carry Yan Qiyue out, Yan Qiyue opened his two long legs on his own and wrapped it around her waist. Hugging Shao Qing’s neck with both hands, he crooned in Shao Qing’s arms.
Shao Qing stiffened and had to stretch out her hands to support Yan Qiyue’s butt. Finally, she brought Yan Qiyue who was like an octopus into the bedroom. The bedroom was large and could fit a large bed. In fact, the bed was big enough for several people to roll around on.
Er Dai was holding Xiao Baozi and was sleeping on the innermost spot. One big one small wrapped together. After Shao Qing brought Yan Qiyue back, she first tucked Yan Qiyue into bed. Then she took off her wet clothes from washing Yan Qiyue and got into the bed.
The four people were lying in the bed and there was still room to spare. Yan Qiyue was on Shao Qing’s left, while Xiao Baozi and Er Dai were on her right. Hugged on both left and right, she suddenly had a thought: the four of them living together would be the best.
Turning her head around, she threw her thoughts aside. How ridiculous is that thought. Just thinking about Er Dai and Yan Qiyue only, which man would be willing to share the love of a woman with another man?
After abandoning this idea, Shao Qing hugged both left and right. Yan Qiyue’s warm body was scalding and soon she fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Shao Qing was awakened by a bite. Before she opened her eyes, she felt someone kissing her cheek and chin.
When she finally opened her eyes, she found that it was Yan Qiyue. Yan Qiyue was lying on the bed and looked at her brightly. After she woke up, Yan Qiyue came over and asked softly, “The weather is so nice, doesn’t the master want to sleep a little longer?”
The word ‘master’ was very *. Shao Qing woke up suddenly, touched her forehead and then said, “ I’m not sleeping anymore. I’m going to buy some daily necessities today and some furniture. If you are sleepy, you can go to bed again.”
Yan Qiyue immediately got up from the bed and walked to the closet where Shao Qing placed the clothes last night. There was his, Er Dai’s, Shao Qing’s, and Xiao Baozi’s. Yan Qiyue picked a set for Shao Qing and then asked: “Do you want to wear this one today?”
Shao Qing nodded. Not waiting for her to reach out, Yan Qiyue climbed on the bed. Kneeling beside her, he held the clothes and said, “I’ll serve the master and help the master get dressed.”
Shao Qing thought back to her imagination of Yan Qiyue in the maid’s outfit, then she shook her head and quickly took the clothes: “I’ll wear it myself.”
Yan Qiyue was very sad and stuck himself behind Shao Qing’s body. Before he had any time to say anything, he was caught by Er Dai and stuffed into the bed. Er Dai: how dare he eat the tofu* of his love! He hasn’t eaten yet!
* taking advantage
Shao Qing put on her clothes and said to Yan Qiyue: “Don’t cause trouble. The sun just came out. You guys can sleep for a little more, I will cook breakfast. Once it’s done, I will call you.”
“Master wants to eat breakfast first or eat me first?” Yan Qiyue crawled out again as a Yao Jing*. His lower body was covered by the quilt, revealing only a flat white chest and a slender waist, which would make someone want to press him down onto the bed.
However, Shao Qing just pulled the quilt lightly and covered him: “Not sober yet? Go to bed.” Then she left.
Yan Qiyue, who failed to seduce: QAQ
Was his figure not attractive in Shao Qing’s eyes?
God knows Shao Qing was 囧 to the max. Now what was circulating in her mind were the words of Yan Qiyue in the maid costume: eat breakfast first or eat me first?
When Shao Qing arrived in the kitchen, Yan Hanqing was already chopping vegetables. Fortunately, the kitchen already had gas and were clean pots which were hanging on the wall. Although there was no oil, salt, or vinegar, there was some in Shao Qing’s space.
She took out all the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar and the pots and pans and started cooking. It was not the best to eat too greasy in the morning, so a pot of porridge should be enough.
She could add some vegetables to the porridge, some shredded chicken or something, then stir fry a few vegetables, and that should be enough.
Shao Qing was afraid it wasn’t enough and allowed Yan Hanqing to stir-fry some light vegetable dishes and cook some noodles. This way if they didn’t like porridge, they could eat noodles.
After having breakfast, Shao Qing started to calculate what she needed to go out to buy: new curtains, water heater, shower gel, bedside tables, shoe racks…..
After calculating it, she would probably need a car to bring everything back. Only using her hands to carry everything would be impossible.
So Shao Qing took Er Dai with Yan Hanqing driving a car behind. He was specifically responsible for carrying goods. All women had one thing in common: that is, when shopping, their combat effectiveness was very high.
Fortunately, Er Dai will not feel tired, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to stand it.
Shao Qing clapped her hands and counted the things in the car, then knocked on the car window. “You take the things back first, let Panpan hang all the curtains and put the rest of the things away. I’m going to go out of the city, and I’ll be back in a moment. ”
Yan Hanqing nodded, then turned around and left. Shao Qing left with Er Dai and went out of the city. In the city of Jing Du, whether it’s a stall or a shop, you have to pay taxes. Thus many people who couldn’t afford the taxes or weren’t willing to pay taxes, will put a stall outside the city.
Although the security was not as good as in the city, without tax, you will earn a lot more money.
As a result, it gave rise to a job of getting protection fees collected. After all, when you are outside the city, if you encounter a robbery or a natural disaster*, you can only accept your loss. Many vendors would give some commissions for extra protection. Furthermore, the protection fees were a lot less than the tax, so many stall owners would rather pay the protection fees outside than pay the taxes inside.
Shao Qing was ready to take a walk outside to see if she could get what she required or perhaps exchange some of her items for a required item. In addition, if there were any wild games that have been captured by superhumans, that are relatively fresh, she was going to buy some back. This would be additional food for the family.
At first glance, the outside of the city gate was no less lively than the city. Many outsiders waiting in line to wait for the review will also stroll around those stalls after a long wait.
Most of the stalls were opened by ordinary people. After all, superhumans usually went out to do missions. The ones who stayed behind were the ordinary people who couldn’t go too far.
However, these ordinary people generally had someone to rely on. So as long as they had a brain, people would not provoke them casually.
Thus the only people who would cause trouble would usually be foreign superhumans. In their capacity as superhumans, they would try to oppress people, then they would get caught by the mercenary group behind those people.
Shao Qing looked around. There were really a lot of good things here. There were all kinds of edible mutant animals, all of which were very fresh. There were even some small mutant animals, which were still alive and packed in cages.
In addition, some wild vegetables and mushrooms were also placed on the stall. All other random items can also be found, it was more abundant than the stalls in the city.
Shao Qing focused on the food and finally picked two pheasants that looked rather fat. Even putting Yaya into her consideration, she gave up the fat and tender rabbit.
Turning her head, she picked a fat sheep to prepare for hot pot at night. There were just a few packages of hot pot ingredients in her space. She had a spicy soup base, a clear soup base, and a seafood base. If she bought a mandarin duck pot, then she could satisfy multiple people at home.
In addition, there were some mushrooms ,wild vegetables, and some plants that she couldn’t identify but knew were edible. All of them were swept by Shao Qing.
She was carrying a bunch of food. When she was about to go back, she suddenly saw a mess of a stall in front of her. She was originally not going to watch because the things in her hands were a bit heavy, but she found out that one of the troublemakers was a member of the mad demon mercenary group.
It could be luck that the leader of the troublemakers this time was also one of the mad demons that fought against Mochen. Shao Qing remembered it well and recognized the person at a glance.
As soon as she saw that the person was from the mad demon squad, Shao Qing turned around and walked over.