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... full volume when we interviewed him before.” Darelle said.

“Yeah, you don’t know how hard it is to convince him to buy that Salvo 12 for his shotguns.” I said then I spoke on the radio.

*bzzt*

“What did you find, old man? Oil?”

*bzzt*

*bzzt*

“CAN’T YOU F.U.C.K.I.N.G CUT IT OUT WITH THAT OIL JOKE YOU LITTLE SHIT?!”

*bzzt*

*bzzt*

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE NO SCISSORS OLD MAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

*bzzt*

*bzzt* < ...

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