Damn Reincarnation - Chapter 221: Ruhr (1)

Alex transmigrated to a world ruled by beast tamers. He got a God-Tier Choice System, but his first beast was just a slime.Everyone laughed. Teachers mocked him, students made fun of him, and hot girls looked down on him.But his system is op! Any beast could grow without limit!And the only things he needs to do are make choices.Be normal? Be silent? Be kind?Or...be crazy!The Principal yelled at him, “What did you come to school for?!”[Option one: Study][Option two: Sleeping][Option three: Flirting! I don't give a fk about school!]Soon, the world witnessed miracles:—A slime that crushed dragons by sitting on them!—A chicken that pecked a phoenix to death!—A penguin that kicked titans into orbit!When Alex finally sat on the throne, people asked:“Are you the strongest beast tamer?”“Yeah, that's me.”“What about the Nirvana Emperor?”“Also me.”“The Unbreakable Wall?”“Me.”“The God of Harem?”Alex sighed. “All of them... are me.”[Discord: https://discord.gg/wapUbCgsPN][Welcome to join!]

Broken-hearted and drunk, Yoshida, a 26-years old salaryman, stumbled upon a runaway-from-home high-schooler on his way back from the bar.

“Hey, you. JK.”*

“What the heck are you doing out here. Go home already.”

“Uncle, let me stay at your place for the night.”

“You can do ‘that’ to me if you let me stay.”

“If you meant that as a joke, it’s not funny.”

“I’m not joking. It’s fine by me.”

“Then allow me to tell you that I have no interest in brats.”

“Hmm?”

“Then, just let me stay.”

Notes:

[*] JK is slang for Joushikousei (high school girl)

But now with hypnosis.

Raised by a league of assassins and trained for thirteen years, Shan Yue was seventeen when she took the throne of best assassin, becoming an untouchable legend amongst assassins.

Despite being legendary, she put her faith in the wrong people and was killed by her own league’s betrayal. However, while Shan Yue thought her death was assured in the violent explosion, she was surprised to find herself reincarnating into the body of a useless female student.

Forget how pudgy and dim-witted she was — she seemed to get into fights every day! Her original body’s sister sneered, “Fatso! All you do is eat… and look at how ugly you are! You really embarrass me!”

Fat? Ugly! Shan Yue started a daily training regiment, rapidly slimming down and becoming a ravishing beauty! Her original body’s mother snapped at her, “How did I give birth to a child as stupid as you?! Always last place in school — you embarrass me!

I should have strangled you right after I gave birth to you!” Stupid?

Last place in school? Shan Yue lifted a finger, and the principal of the top school in the capital personally visited, offering a transfer to his school. Elite hackers, doctors, mercenaries, math geniuses…

All of them were now vying for her attention! Though she managed to get the chance to become normal after going through so much, she accidentally become a big shot again, even finding herself a two-faced bigwig for a husband! Shan Yue: I just wanted a quiet life, but my abilities prevent that. Sigh…