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... im sitting upright, bending his head to each side to produce a cracking sound, as if he was getting ready to fight it out.

"You can still beat me up after I finish," I continued.

"Go on. Tell me why the fuck I get butt plugs presented after just having woken up."

They weren’t technically buttplugs; it was a stretching kit, but I didn’t get into that.

"I know, I am sorry. Please forgive me." I lowered my head, trying to appear as pitiful as possible, peeking at him ...

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