I Want to Slack Off at the Demon Bureau - Chapter 5 - 0

In 2036, humankind steps foot on Mars for the first time.

Warning: Sexual Content, Milfs, Netori, lemons, and, stealing other's wifes, fiances and, more.Note:- Insane Milfs sex, Netori and, lemons will appear from chapter number 90... literally, there will many so hang on if you can...(As the author of this book, I hope, you enjoy from your heart and, also dick and, I also hope you be ready with one hand, in lemon scenes.)...Michael Johnson, a 27-year-young man, finds himself in a confusing situation after witnessing a violent murder at a mall.Pursued by the murderer, Michael steps in and gets caught up in a dangerous confrontation.Amidst the chaos, Michael goes through a strange series of events, leading to his apparent death.However, Michael wakes up in a strange place, naked and confused.Unsure of where he is, he sets out to explore, navigating a maze of hedges and his surroundings while grappling with big questions about life.Along the way, he encounters strange things....[Ding, a suitable candidate has been chosen! Awakening the “Lust System”][Ding, congratulations host! You have successfully activated the Lust System!]“Huh? A Lust system? Is it... like those novels where the main character reincarnates and gets a system.”[Ding, Congratulations host! you have awakened one of the rarest title “Lust King”]“A tittle?”[The first quest is loading!]“Hmm, Lust System, Lust King... Then, it might function like those... erotic systems I've read about in erotic novels?”[Congratulations, Host, on embarking on your first quest in this world!]New Quest: [Explore the Strange Land]“It must be, but... Why is the quest about exploring and not about Ero-things...”[Ding, Host, the quest was given this way because of your current surroundings and also because there aren't any girls in the area right now!]“So, what would've been my first task if I were in a populated area?”[Ding, Host, under normal conditions, your first task might have been “Touch those jiggly butts of that Milf with both hands or masturbate in front of that slut!”]“These quests are risky but satisfying. System, can you give me any more riskier quests than this?”[Ok, Host!][1st Quest:- NTR that Moth*rf*cker!][2nd Quest:- Cuckold your Assistant's Boyfriend!][3rd Quest:- Netori your enemy by having sex with his Wife/Lover/Girlfriend!][4th Quest:- F*ck that girl in front of her boyfriend!]“Oh my God, are you serious, System?”

Su Jianan was marrying the love of her life. It all seemed picture-perfect, except for a few catches. One, it was a marriage of convenience. Two, she would be divorced after two years.

During her cultivation practice, Nie Yinzhi encountered a mishap and nearly fell into qi deviation. After emerging from seclusion, she discovered she could see floating subtitles above her head.From these danmu (bullet screen comments), she learned that she was merely a substitute supporting character in a novel.Everyone in her sect doted on and loved her only because her eyes resembled those of the beloved senior sister who had perished ten years ago.And in three days, that blind senior sister would return to the sect—Nie Yinzhi would have her core forcibly removed by her master, her eyes gouged out by her senior brother, and ultimately die alone.Armed with spoilers from the danmu, Nie Yinzhi set up a forbidden array, sacrificing her soul to summon the novel’s antagonist – the great Demon Lord.Covered in blood, amid everyone’s terrified gazes, she coldly smiled and said, “If that’s how it is, then none of you shall live!”The Demon Lord appeared slowly in his dark robes, reaching out to wipe blood from the corner of her mouth: “You’re so young, why harbor such deep resentment? If there are any misunderstandings, we can sit down for tea and talk things through. Why resort to violence?”Nie Yinzhi: “???”Is this the ruthless, evil Demon Lord everyone spoke of?![The Demon Lord says no with his mouth but his actions prove otherwise. Don’t worry, it’s not frustrating, feel free to dive in.]Gu Jiang: Today my wife is asking me to kill againNie Yinzhi: Today the Demon Lord is preaching virtue to me againCultivation World: Being persecuted again todayLaid-back retired veteran couch potato Demon Lord male lead VS grudge-holding can’t-take-any-grievance female lead[[Warning: As you can tell from the synopsis, the female lead isn’t designed to be morally good! She has character flaws! She’s not a perfect victim! She won’t wait until they actually remove her golden core and gouge out her eyes before fighting back! Proceed with caution if this bothers you!] ]