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... too feces!

So he told himself that he must not laugh. It's embarrassing enough that people are women. Wetting their pants is embarrassing enough. If you laugh at people again, you will be jumping and jumping in the shithole, too much and too much.

Twenty minutes later, He Xie was sitting in the main room drinking tea, and there were light footsteps behind him.

He Xie took a deep breath, pinched his thigh and turned back.

"Pfft haha…"

Who can stop laughing like ...

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