Reverend Insanity - Chapter 31: Fang Yuan! You’re in huge trouble!

“I am a benevolent god. If you worship me well, maybe I will save you… from the calamities I send.”Zayne was just an ordinary guy, when he was picked through a random draw to become a host of the God System. Having accepted the offer - could that even be considered a choice, when his soul would have been exterminated otherwise? - he was transported to a different world, tasked with gaining believers and growing his cult, earning points from their faith. Once he gained enough believers and points, he would be able to rise to a higher position in the Pantheon…However.A ‘life’ as a deity turned out to be far less glorious than he would have thought. Centuries later, he is still stuck in his first world. Fulfilling prayers day in and day out, as a mere consciousness floating in nothingness, alone with the system. He cannot rank up, he cannot move on, and he cannot even vent his frustration well, because he’s always short on points!And his believers are not even loyal, still worshiping other gods as well!In a moment of distraction, he makes a mistake, which initiates his descent.Not wanting to waste the points he has already spent, Zayne decides to wander the world for a while, posing as his own prophet, using this opportunity to spread his faith… And more importantly, vent all his pent-up anger, and have fun along the way!Randomly doing whatever he wants, he accidentally discovers a path he could take as a god: sending calamities, and then rescuing people from them - of course as long as they pray!And so his journey to the top finally begins.

When gods gather, lightning will strike and the earth will move. Immortals! Which of the numerous way to immortality should one follow? Immortals are hard to seek, but why should immortals hide? Heaven has no mercy, but humans have emotions, and these emotions hinder the road to longevity!

Train the inner self to stay calm, train the external body to be resistant, then cross the three continents and four seas alone, and fight valiantly with demons and devils! With the heavenly baton in hand, raid the devils and demons without any resistance! Take one step to cross nine stars and chase the sword in the dreams! Traverse a thousand li of river and mountains in a single day! The exceptional beings do not mix with the ordinary! Within the universe, where can one find an obstacle! Moving like a dragon, with talent like a phoenix! The heavenly Daos and stars will guide one’s way!

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Si Tian transmigrated into a book of cookies, but it’s a pity that the whole family is full of villains.
The eldest son is the heroine Hei Yueguang, who is glamorous on the surface, but is actually hypocritical and dark.
The youngest son is a vicious male partner who has been committed to adding trouble to the hero and heroine from the beginning to the end.
The husband is a black-hearted capitalist who bankrupted the heroine’s family.
And Si Tian was their cowardly mother who died early.
Facing the beginning of death, Si Tian just wanted to lie flat, and the big cub walked into the room with a water glass in his hand, asking softly, “Is mom sick?”
The little boy has fair skin, soft hair, and wet eyes, looking at her carefully.
Si Tian’s heart was hit in an instant, how could such a cute cub be a villain!
Defeat the future villain, starting from the cub stage.
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Cub Ji Zhile knows that his mother doesn’t like him, it doesn’t matter, he also hates his mother fairly.
His mother forced him to eat the hated carrots, and Ji Zhile took revenge in his notebook.
Mom played hide-and-seek with him and ended up hiding on the bed.
Mom went to pick up her brother first and then pick him up today, Ji Zhile held grudges again.
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Until one day, my mother found his revenge notebook, and read it in rhythmic rhythm in front of him, laughing while reading it.
Ji Zhile cried out with a “wow”: He hates vicious mothers the most!
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The variety show “Traveling with Mom” ​​was launched. Netizens had great expectations for Si Tian’s group. Si Tian was originally a starlet. show up.
Netizens turned on the variety show on time, expecting to see the swords and swords of wealthy families, or mothers rushing to bring their babies. result–
Going to bed at night, Si Tian stayed up late playing with her mobile phone, and the eldest cub Ji Ning sighed: “Mom, stop playing games, you will have dark circles under your eyes.”
Cub Ji Zhile probed: “Mom hasn’t cleared the level after playing for so long, it’s so pitiful.”
Si Tian pulled up the quilt to cover the cub: “Sleep!”
Get up early to cook, and the mothers in other groups get up at six o’clock to make a nutritious breakfast.
Si Tian was woken up by the big cub at eight o’clock and drank hot porridge.
After the meal, he quietly ate the cub’s snacks.
The barrage was temporarily filled with “Pick up a good-looking and obedient cub”, “Ji Ning and a cub in a dream”, and “Qi Sitian to share coups for taking care of a cub”.
Si Tian said: Mom and Zai Zai, there must be someone capable in the family.
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Ji Jiangzhou doesn’t care about Si Tian, ​​and sends 1 million to Si Tian as pocket money on time every month. The two are just superficial husband and wife, respecting each other like guests.
Until Ji Jiangzhou saw variety shows by chance, his always weak wife was stunning and eye-catching in variety shows.
After returning home, the eldest son approached him: “Dad, I know you are going to divorce your mother, I want to live with my mother, and I want to protect her.”
Youngest son: “Father, let my mother take me away too. I will eat less meat and spend less money in the future.”
Ji Jiangzhou:?
Why didn’t he know that his wife was going to divorce him?

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October is a woman who was cold and devoid of emotions. This was true, until she met Lexus who let her experience a whirlwind of emotions she never thought she had with a gift she never thought she'll receive.Lanna October Park is the calm and charismatic Assistant Director of the Halo Company. She talks only when needed and was not yet seen smiling by her colleagues which made her known as the Halo Company's Ice Director. But unknown to them, she was in fact the eldest daughter of the Park Real Estate Empire of the whole City D.Indifferent with her family's wealth, she decided to be independent and climb the ranks in the business world using her own capability but her stepmother is more threatened by her and so baked a lot of schemes to bring her down and make her unfit to inherit the business.Because October let her guard down for just once, she fell for one of her stepmother's schemes and was then became the talk of the city the very next day.Unbeknownst to her stepmother, the man she was with was in fact the notorious CEO, Lexus Song.Getting her innocence was one but getting pregnant was another making her career and work credibility being questioned.“I'll take responsibility.” He said.“No need. I'm already responsible enough to take care of my child.” She rejected and turned to leave but was then yanked back and bumped into his hard chest.“Then take responsibility to me.” He said shamelessly as he leaned down to whisper in her ear, “You took my innocence so you have to take responsibility, dear wife.”