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... Doctor! How do you tell a difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one?

Doctor: Hmm? Oh, well the simplest method would be–

Clown: By the taste!

Doctor: … Were you listening to what I was saying before?

Clown: About what?

Doctor: Your recovery from that accident. Could I ask you a few questions?

Clown: How many is a few?

Doctor: A three or four, maybe. Have you been feeling stressed lately?

Pierrot: No! I didn’t give you my permission to ...

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