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"Honk if you like pizza?" I read after he was done. My lips twitched. "That's…"


"It'll get the job done." Zeke told me. "The point of doing this is to annoy them with the constant honking." He moved to the back passenger side windows, writing: 'Happy 18th Birthday Kyle!' And then he put another: 'Honk for me!' He went to the driver's side.


I went over to Dad to see what he was doing. He was rolling the saran wrap around each tire and then slapping a big bow on ...

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