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... or lamps to me, Dennis finally showed me how to turn each side on. Then we went for a test run.

I kind of passed it.

He taught me about the horn and when to use it, as it was for different reasons, and then proceeded to warn me not to use it carelessly.

"The horn shouldn’t be used for expressing annoyance or aggression."

I furrowed my brows. I was practically annoyed.

"Why did you have to pinpoint this to me? Do I look like a troublemaker?"

His lip ...

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