After signing with AC Milan, I will be the king of football!-Chapter 648 - 0255 The new season starts from Jujutsu Kaisen (please subscribe)

August 16.

Real Madrid won a modest 2:0 victory away at Getafe.

Earlier, the club had posted a schedule that forgot the Spanish Super Cup, a true reflection of Real Madrid’s Calderon era.

The Spanish Super Cup is contested between the La Liga champions and the Copa del Rey champions over two legs, home and away, also counting away goals. When the same team is both La Liga and Copa del Rey champion, the runner-up from the Copa del Rey steps up, which in this case was Getafe, Real Madrid’s city rivals.

In the away match, Huang Kaiwen did not play. Higuain and Raul each scored, helping Real Madrid to a successful start.

Lily and the young lady returned to Milan to prepare for the start of school.

Bored, Huang Kaiwen logged onto "Huang Kaiwen’s Bar".

It was already past 5 AM domestically, and the bar was still quite active.

At this time of night, many posts in the bar had colorful content, and search engines could easily find similar images.

Huang Kaiwen casually picked a few enticing images, created a title "Shocking, old man with seven grandsons does this to a slender-waisted beauty", added a link, and reaped a bunch of thanks.

In those days, download speeds were measured in KB, and in a slower internet cafe, downloads might not even complete by daybreak.

Huang Kaiwen could imagine, some people, out of eagerness to finish the download, added more time, and once they finally saw the progress bar complete, they excitedly clicked only to hear "Ding ding dong dong dong dong gourd"—what a reaction!

After posting a few more threads with links to "Big Head Son and Small Head Dad" and "Little Foolish God", Huang Kaiwen finally called it quits.

Staying up surfing the net was bad for his health, so he might as well view something beneficial to body and mind.

He posted so many threads, he might end up getting banned by the moderators.

August 17.

The famous Italian magazine "Novella 2000" released some votes concerning football players.

Toni, who had just moved to the Bundesliga, was voted the sexiest football player by Italian women, with Huang Kaiwen in second place and Amauri in third. Italian women liked Toni because he had a look and face from another era.

In the survey of players women would cheat for, Huang Kaiwen came first, with Gattuso and Toni taking second and third respectively. In the third survey by mothers on who should star in a nude calendar, Toni, Huang Kaiwen, and Borello were the top three.

Kaka was not ranked high in any category, probably because the selected women were of a more mature age, and both Kaka and Huang Kaiwen were considered favorites among younger girls.

In school campus magazines, the two often ranked in the top two positions year-round.

Cassano, who claimed he was handsomer than Beckham, did not rank well in any comparisons.

At noon.

Cassano came to Huang Kaiwen’s house.

Without Ramos, he wasn’t even interested in driving the 4WD anymore.

"Let’s go out for some fun, Kevin,"

Cassano said, lying on the couch.

"Nope,"

Huang Kaiwen declined.

Ever since summer began, the paparazzi following him hadn’t stopped.

Previously, when he went clubbing in Gangnam during the Asian tour, it was purely for fun, yet it still ended up in the newspapers.

Now, with the new season about to start, being caught by the paparazzi again would hit the headlines.

"I’m so bored,"

Cassano said as he rolled around on the couch.

"You could ask the coach to cancel your rest; your life would get plenty busy,"

Huang Kaiwen said, laughing.

"You might as well kill me!"

Cassano exclaimed.

"Wait a few more days until the transfer window closes, then I’ll invite the whole team over for some fun, dancer,"

Huang Kaiwen joked.

Cassano’s video imitating a pole dance was still trending on the website.

"Maybe some girls will appreciate my dance moves!"

Cassano said.

He didn’t find it embarrassing at all.

"Maybe, or why not go out bowling with Guti?"

Huang Kaiwen suggested.

Madrid didn’t have many entertainment venues; outdoor activities were more popular than indoor ones.

Moreover, the real excitement in Spain was at night; indeed, there wasn’t much fun during the day.

"Forget it, I prefer other kinds of balls,"

Cassano sighed, "Let’s play video games for a while."

"Alright,"

Huang Kaiwen agreed.

As they played Pro Evolution Soccer, it wasn’t even an hour before Cassano quit.

The two were simply not on the same level.

Bored out of his mind, Cassano chose to go home and sleep, planning to hit the nightclub that evening.

Huang Kaiwen figured Cassano was so dispirited because Ramos wasn’t around.

When Ramos was there before, the two could compete over anything, even seeing whose pee could reach farther.

August 22, back at Bernabeu.

The second leg of the Spanish Super Cup.

Huang Kaiwen didn’t draw a card and used the "Carlos Kaiser" template to play for 20 minutes. While he was certainly less skilled, his performance wasn’t as bad as he had anticipated and was quite passable.

Real Madrid tied 1:1 at home against Getafe, Huang Kaiwen scored a penalty, and over the two legs, they successfully clinched the cup.

When he got home, Huang Kaiwen found that he hadn’t managed to intercept any special features, probably because Getafe really wasn’t that lucrative a target, unlike Barça who often yielded many valuable spoils.

Later that night, he went online and played a game for a while.

Huang Kaiwen, along with Kaka, Ramos, Inzaghi, and Cassano, all went to the boar dungeon for a dungeon raid.

They played for two hours and then called it quits.

After the victory, Real Madrid players could rest, but the Milan season hadn’t started yet, so Kaka and the rest had to attend normal training the next day.

The next day, after 10 AM.

Huang Kaiwen got up and Albert quickly prepared breakfast for him.