©NovelBuddy
Creepy Pharmacist: All My Patients are Horrific-Chapter 72 – Why does he have two faces!
After half an hour of peace and quiet, Lin En leaned against the edge of the cellar with his eyes closed and sighed, "How about... we try to coexist peacefully for now? What do you think?"
The left hand (눈‸눈) replied, "Seems like a good suggestion."
"There's no point in fighting like this."
"I agree."
"Having two consciousnesses in one body isn't that hard to accept when you think about it!"
"Yes (눈‸눈)."
"......"
"......"
A brief silence.
Clang—
Two knives clashed instantly.
Sparks flew as Lin En angrily exclaimed, "I knew you were going to ambush me! Good thing I reacted quickly! I can't believe you're so despicable!"
The left hand (〃>皿<) pressed the knife forward forcefully, saying, "You're the one trying to chop me off when I'm not paying attention! You're the despicable one! I'll kill you! You're finished!"
Clang—clang—clang—
The man and his hand resumed their fierce knife fight.
And at that moment.
Knock, knock, knock—
There was a sound of knocking on the doorframe outside.
"Is anyone in the shop? I need treatment!"
[Ding! You have triggered a mission: Diagnose the Illness. Mission reward: 200 Skull Coins, 100 base experience, special reward x1.]
Hearing the prompt in his ear, Lin En immediately snapped back to reality. While fiercely clashing knives with his left hand, he shouted:
"Coming! Please come in, customer!"
Without another word.
Lin En quickly dashed to the Operating Room, hurriedly put on his pants, and threw on a white coat.
"If it weren't for the customer, I'd chop you up right now!"
"You despicable guy, I'd chop you up first!!"
Clang—
Clang—
A quick look at bit.ly/3iBfjkV will leave you more fulfilled.
Lin En rushed to the front hall and immediately saw a figure with a goat's head and a human body entering through the door.
[Goat-headed Monster]
[Race]: Aberrant Creature
[Attribute]: Chaotic Neutral
[Level]: 69
[Combat Ability]: Strong melee capabilities!
[Description]: Aberrant creatures wandering in the dark world. They consider themselves the offspring of the indescribable Black Goat of the Woods, Shub-Niggurath, but most people think this is far-fetched, as they are undoubtedly not much different from other creatures like the Pork Demon or Dog-headed Monster in this world...
As Lin En saw him, the goat-headed monster also spotted the human youth running over from the corridor.
He was momentarily stunned.
He didn't quite understand what this human with two knives meant.
Was it a robbery?
He instinctively looked at the tattered shop entrance with the large words "Blood Saw Apothecary."
This should be an apothecary, right?
And in the next moment.
Clang, clang, clang—
The sound of clashing blades instantly startled him.
He widened his eyes, watching the human with two knives hacking left and right, instinctively swallowing and saying:
"Uh... um..."
"Welcome!"
Lin En instantly turned his head, seamlessly switching to a friendly professional smile, and said:
"I'm the clerk here. Since the boss is out, I'm the boss. What can I do for you, customer?"
Then he turned his head again, (〝▼皿▼) clashing knives with his left hand.
[Goat-headed Monster Sanity Value -1]
Th𝗲 most uptodate novels are published on ƒгeewёbnovel.com.
The goat-headed monster was shocked, swallowed, and instinctively leaned against the doorpost, wide-eyed, saying:
"I'm an outsider, and... um... I think I'm a bit sick. I heard people here are simple and honest, and I happened to pass by, so... uh... I thought I'd see if I could find a doctor..."
Clang, clang, clang—
Sparks flew.
Lin En (艹皿艹) instantly turned his head, seamlessly switching to a kind smile, and said:
"Then you've come to the right place. To be honest, there's no other shop for miles around, just our apothecary!"
"Rest assured! No matter what illness you have, I guarantee you'll be cured!"
Clang, clang, clang—
Lin En instantly (〝▼皿▼) turned back, fiercely suppressing his left hand.
The sparks from the blades made the goat-headed monster's heart tremble.
Something's not right!
Something's definitely off!
This apothecary feels different from a normal one!
He trembled, sticking to the wall, wide-eyed, retreating, and said, "Uh... well... I think maybe you, the boss, have other matters to attend to. Perhaps... perhaps I should come back another day?"
Saying this.
He immediately turned around.
Swoosh—
A knife instantly grazed the goat-headed monster's forehead and embedded itself in the wall in front of him.
Goat-headed Monster: "(ΩДΩ)!!!"
Just two centimeters away!
[Goat-headed Monster Sanity Value -5]
[Goat-headed Monster Sanity Value -5]
"Sorry, sorry!"
Lin En apologized profusely.
He quickly dodged the knives slashing from his left hand, swiftly ran to the goat-headed monster's side, pulled out the embedded knife, and clashed knives fiercely with his left hand again.
Lin En took a moment to turn his head, showing an apologetic expression, and said:
"Sorry, I slipped a bit. I hope I didn't scare you?"
The goat-headed monster's legs trembled, stammering, "Uh... no... no... I mean... did you really just slip?"
It didn't seem like it!
Because it felt like the knife was thrown because he showed signs of wanting to leave!
"It was indeed a slip. To be precise, I got a bit distracted when I heard you wanted to leave, which affected my judgment, causing the knife to accidentally fly out."
Lin En explained apologetically.
Goat-headed Monster: (ΩДΩ).
Really?
Why does this reason sound so far-fetched!
"Don't be afraid, please come in! To be honest, you're our first customer today, which makes me a bit excited!"
Lin En kindly made way, using his foot to pull out a chair from the broken counter, and said gently:
"Although our shop has just been renovated, I assure you, apart from being a bit simple, we have everything a medical shop should have. Rest assured, you'll have a pleasant shopping experience!"
Clang, clang, clang—
Lin En instantly turned his head, (艹皿艹) clashing knives with his left hand again.
Goat-headed Monster: Stunned.
Can it really be pleasant?
Why do I feel uncertain!
The goat-headed monster swallowed, trembling, "Uh, I mean... can I go out for a walk first? I feel like stepping in with my left foot first was a bit rude!"
Lin En showed a regretful expression and said:
"Is that so? Are you not planning to get treated here?"
The goat-headed monster stammered, "If I say yes, what will happen?"
Lin En showed a friendly smile and said, "Of course, nothing will happen, because the customer is always right, and God has the right to choose!"
Saying this, Lin En instantly turned his head, (〝▼皿▼) wielding his knife, slashing at his left hand with even more ferocity than before.
"Chop you to pieces! I'll x your x, chop you to pieces!"
Goat-headed Monster: (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;))).
[Goat-headed Monster Sanity Value -5]
[Goat-headed Monster Sanity Value -5]
Why does he have two faces!