I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World-Chapter 83: I Saw My Life Flash Before My Eyes… Then Licked His Hand

Chapter 83: I Saw My Life Flash Before My Eyes... Then Licked His Hand

I got engrossed in the prostate fucker a little too much I forgot I was in a laser face-off with Malthus.

Our lasers were equal in strength as far as I felt, the only thing mattered was the effort and focus.

And Malthus beat me at those things.

His lasers overpowered mine and since they were in a straight line, they pierced right inside my eyes.

At that moment, I tell you, I saw my whole life on both Earth and Moral.

The pain was something I had never imagined. It was more than the pain I had felt when I saw my dog kissing my crush. Then I was sent to an asylum because, well, apparently, having a crush on a dog isn’t normal for some reason.

Malthus’ lasers never stopped piercing my eyes and my body never stopped healing itself.

The lasers were going out of my brain like trigonometry formulas and yet my body kept healing and healing.

I felt continuous pain. It felt like an anime which no one wants but more seasons of it keep coming for no reason at all while a good one is shelved just after one fucking season!

And all this was happening, when I was still being dragged on the ground like a football in a women’s game.

Malthus’ lasers blinded me because my eyes were no more and no matter how many times they healed they were being destroyed instantly because of his non-stop laser.

His one hand was on my face and his other hand held my right shoulder.

"Now, Human king. Let’s take your skills."

Shit.

Not my hands.

If this guy ripped my hands, he would get my Skills.

I have to stop him at all costs.

Fuck the pain.

If I lose my hands, I will be dead.

I gritted my teeth.

I endured the pain and raised both of my legs in the air.

Malthus applied force on my shoulder and before he could go ahead...

THUMP!

I landed my legs back on the ground with all my strength.

And... It worked.

My legs were inside the ground now and that slowed down my dragging process.

But it was still not enough to make me completely stop.

Therefore, this time, I raised my left hand in the air.

Malthus had my right hand so I could only take help from my left. Makes me remember the time when my right hand was injured and I used my left hand to help myself.

So without waiting for anything, I landed my left hand on the ground too with all my strength.

And as I expected, it went straight inside the ground. fгee𝑤ebɳoveɭ.cøm

My dragging slowed down again and I heard some grunts from Malthus, the bastard was facing problems in dragging me further.

Good.

But I want to stop completely. Even the best of the lawn mowers stop working after a while, and I am more of a local lawn mower, so I have to stop faster to not anger the original and expensive lawn mowers.

Yes, I don’t know what the fuck I am saying. I just want to stop. His lasers are messing with my brain.

My legs and my left hand were inside the ground and to make sure I stop, I have to do something about his hand on my face.

I would die of suffocation first.

But I had no way to make him let go of my face.

I couldn’t see anything.

Nevertheless, I used my brain—whatever was left of it—and came up with something.

Since his hand was just on my face and he was covering my mouth.

I used the very thing he was covering.

I slightly open my mouth and stick out my tongue.

Then, with all the knowledge of the porn university, I wriggled my tongue on Malthus’ palm.

I know that palm must have gone places but my life is on the line so I didn’t gross and awakened the Johnny sins inside me.

Now I just hope Malthus isn’t into this shit.

"Anghh. You fucking degenerate!"

Yes.

First time an insult sounded like praise to me.

Because...

"Gross."

Malthus removed his hand from my face.

I gulped a large amount of air, finally some oxygen went to my lungs.

His lasers were still on though.

But now that his hand wasn’t on my face, I could simply just...

Move my head.

And that I did.

His lasers’ new target was the ground and my brain and eyes healed instantly.

I finally saw the light and my surroundings.

Malthus also noticed that his lasers weren’t falling on me so he too decided to fix the target again.

But I won’t allow it.

My right hand was held by him, but my left hand was free and inside the ground.

So this time, I used it.

I brought my left hand out of the ground, fist closed.

Then, bringing it closer to Malthus’ eyes, I opened my fist.

Inside my fist was nothing but dirt and dust and I threw all of it inside Malthus’ eyes.

And this move, this move finally made him stop using his toy for cats—lasers.

I can’t believe I am saying this but I ended up using the move that Sofia aunty suggested.

She must be so proud right now.

"That’s what I was talking about, Racis. Your aunty is so proud you listened to her."

Yep. Called it.

"I will give more suggestions and then we will win this together."

I hate it already.

Don’t speak, aunty. I’ll be fine.

Don’t waste your wits on me.

But of course, as if she would listen to me.

"Now wink at him and he will get shy, then use the chance to land your final attack! Do it!"

Why is she so confident?

Not even real girls feel shy nowadays. How will this red demon feel shy?

The last time I winked at a girl, it was under a red light district and the girl was wearing a white dress. I remember she threw a baton right at the eye at that time.

Later, I learned that red traffic lights don’t mean red light district. And that girl wasn’t just wearing a white dress, it was the traffic police uniform.

Anyway, for the benefit of doubt, I decided to give Sofia aunty a try.

I decided to use her idea.

I locked eyes with Malthus again and with a smile, I winked at him.

Malthus saw that.

He saw that full well.

And...

"Heh." He scoffed.

Did it work?

Now I am more afraid.

Malthus grinned.

"You were mocking me for being impotent..."

That I was doing.

Malthus paused and I wondered if he was going to say something profound.

But he said something worse...

"While being gay yourself."

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