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I Became a Gallery Manager in Another World-Chapter 181: Even If You’re Poor, Your Milk And Poop Can’t Be Poor (5)
Chapter 181: Even If You're Poor, Your Milk And Poop Can't Be Poor (5)
[Poster: ㅇㅇ(231.41)][Anyone's marital relationship suddenly worsened recently?] [18]
Has anyone's relationship with their spouse suddenly gotten worse, where you're not even talking much?
That's just mannerism, 100% because sex isn't fun anymore.
Honestly, when you look at marital relations, it's predictable.
Missionary, doggy style, and if you're going further, maybe just oral sex.
There's no new flavor at all.
But trying to solve this with predictable sex?
That's totally hopeless, lol.
You should think about learning sex, not just using the same positions over and over. That's the highway to a relationship breakdown, yeah.
So, what's the solution in this situation?
SM play is the answer, yeah.
Doesn't matter who does S or M, but I recommend my wife to be S, lol. When she calls me "my queen" for not listening, it feels amazing.
Tie up based on how much stress has built up, do some whipping, drop some wax, and I get so excited that it's like our honeymoon all over again, lol.
I was also in a rut with my husband, but we overcame it with this. (Still making him lick while I whip him, lol)
But, even if you're careful during SM play, skin damage is inevitable, right?
In these cases, try 'Vibe Seaweed Cream' < this one.
Seaweed is famous as food, but it's even more famous for being good for the skin.
Even the Bluetulip Family-run skin shop uses cream made from the same ingredients, but it's expensive because of the brand, no need for the expensive stuff.
After just one week of using 'Vibe Seaweed Cream,' you'll definitely feel the difference.
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JustSayNiceThings■: Wow, this crazy bastard is going viral again, damn
ㅇㅇ(331.14): But what's with the quality of this viral post? I didn't even realize it was viral until the seaweed cream came up.
ㅇㅇ(17.511): I seriously read it thinking it was real until I was like, what? Lol
Special Grade Unicorn■: (A girl with a hat making a 'huh' face.jpg)
Tenant Farmer Fan■: I knew this, so I read from the bottom, lol
Healthy Nickname28■: Seriously, these days I check comments before reading the post
“Hmm…”
Helen narrowed her eyes, glaring at the post.
Surprisingly, aside from the viral meme part, the information itself seemed useful.
“Well, it’s not relevant to me and that man anyway. Even if I say this myself, he likes me too much to be a problem. It’s really annoying, I tell you~.”
Of course, since the start of the vacation, Ian had been busy, so they hadn’t met as often as they did during the academy days…
And since she mostly was swept up by Ian during sex, it didn’t feel like her techniques had improved at all…
There’s no way Ian would get tired of her since there’s no other woman involved, right?
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‘…No!! There are, aren’t there!? A lot of them!!’
While casually twirling the tips of her hair, Helen’s head tilted, and anxiety welled up within her.
“Hmm, hmm… Indeed, doing nothing isn’t good. Even if that man likes me a lot, as a great merchant, one should prepare for… really, for any contingency.”
It was absurdly frustrating that even with a perfect wife like her, that man was meeting with numerous concubines, what a scumbag.
Of course, she had plans to deal with those concubines eventually, but this was the reality right now!
“…”
Helen tapped on the desk.
Giving control to Ian during sex?
That’s fine.
If it were the old Helen Redrose, even if it was sex, losing control would be unthinkable, but now it didn’t feel that bad to her.
No, honestly, it felt pretty good.
Every time she lay beneath Ian, moaning, she felt an indescribable happiness and fulfillment.
So nowadays, she didn’t even think about taking control from Ian.
Swish-
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She couldn’t even remember the last time she opened the bedtime must-read books she kept in the desk drawer.
“Calling it a must-read, but it was totally useless.”
Helen skimmed through the worn-out book before putting it back in the drawer.
No matter how much she prepared or how hard she tried, she would be overwhelmed by Ian in no time.
He’d even make it worse, saying her preparation was too cocky.
“Tsk, he’s usually so calm, but why does he go wild like that in bed… Well, well… It’s not that bad to be dominated by him… But when Harin is around, he should be careful…No! That’s not it!!”
Bam-!
That was the real issue.
Missionary, doggy style, and if you were going further, maybe just oral sex. There was no new flavor at all.
Even though Ian was head over heels for her now, he would get bored if he kept eating the same thing.
This situation couldn’t continue forever.
Even if she couldn’t return everything Ian did to her 100%, she needed at least some balance.
‘…But how?’
To Helen, Ian was a monster.
At least when it came to sexual activities, he was.
No paper or book she had ever looked into could match Ian’s stamina and size.
‘So, let’s give up on competing fairly with my vagina.’
Helen nodded.
It was a rational choice befitting the successor of Redrose.
No matter how hard she trained, there was no way she could keep up with the speed at which Ian’s prowess grew.
Grip
‘J-Just wait!…♥ Ugh…!… M-My… uterus… it’s… being crushed♥…! Hik!!♥… I-I can’t… breathe!…♥’
Even with all the mental preparation, when having sex with Ian, she felt like she was ‘dying’ without exaggeration.
Recalling those memories, Helen rubbed her thighs together while holding her skirt.
“..After being handled so roughly, when he wakes up, he feels refreshed. Is this what they call good physical compatibility? Really, he’s such a lucky man~.”
For these reasons, Helen gave up on training her vagina.
Instead…
She decided to use her strengths.
Looks, physique, talent.
Helen could list quite a few strengths, but the biggest advantage was undoubtedly the ‘money’ she could use as the successor of Redrose.
“Here, come in.”
Helen opened the door with a slight smile towards Ian, who was following behind.
Creak—!
At first glance, the place looked like a torture chamber, but it was actually a specially made SM room built with a fortune.
‘Hehe… Queen and slave, doesn’t that fit the relationship between me and that lowly man perfectly?’
Yes, it was strange for her to be under Ian all this time.
Now that she realized this, all she had to do was slowly normalize their relationship from now on.
Shiver-
Just imagining Ian, bound in restraints, calling her “my queen” while begging made Helen’s spine tingle.
“SM, huh? Suddenly?”
“W-What! Don’t tell me you don’t like it? After you’ve done all sorts of perverted things to me!! You don’t like being on the receiving end?!”
Helen shouted, her eyes flaring like axes in response to Ian’s seemingly reluctant answer.
“No, it’s not that I don’t like it. I’m just a bit shy, so I need to mentally prepare for this…”
“Ha? Shy!!? Did you just say shy? You’re really crazy, aren’t you!? A shy person took my first time in the library?!”
“Okay, I’ll do it. Let’s not get excited.”
“Ha! I’m not excited!! Right! Who’s excited here! Ha! Whatever!! Just go over there and put the ankle cuffs on!!”
“…Really? You really want to do this?”
“Shut up and just do it!!”
Click- Click-
Ian bound his legs to the X-shaped frame, then his right hand, and Helen tied up the remaining part and put a blindfold on him.
Rattle- Rattle-
“…This really won’t come loose. But do we need the blindfold too?”
“Hmph! Why is a man so fussy! Ah! Right! I forgot to mention, this isn’t just any ordinary item.”
“…Couldn’t you have told me before you tied me up? Ha… So, what is it?”
“Hoho! It’s an item made by the legendary magus couple ‘S&P’. You’re lucky! Do you know how hard it was for me to get this? I had to pay extra to get something they never sell!”
Helen spoke with a confident expression.
She had paid more than three times the auction price, but she didn’t regret it.
After all, her partner was Ian, wasn’t he?
There was no way a novice like her could beat Ian with just ordinary SM equipment.
“It has self-repair, purification, and auto-clean features. And above all…”
After explaining the item at length, Helen suddenly stopped.
‘…There’s no need to mention this.’
There was one ominous rumor about these items.
It was said that the famous magus couple S&P stopped making magical tools because they died in an accident while using these very SM items.
‘Well, I don’t believe in rumors…’
Common sense would dictate that magi of S&P’s caliber wouldn’t die from an SM play accident, would they?
It was more likely that Ian had come back from eating the ‘princess rice bowl’ at the palace.
It was probably just a rumor that got twisted when S&P retired out of boredom and put up their hobby items.
“And above all, what?”
“It’s nothing important. Just get ready to be whipped.”
Whack!
The sound of the whip Helen swung tore through the air, echoing throughout the room.
“…Helen? Is this really safe? Or rather, is it normal for SM to start with whipping suddenly!?”
“Of course, it’s safe! Don’t you trust me? Do you think I’d use something dangerous on you? I’ve verified it several times, so don’t worry. And I told you, this isn’t just any whip!”
Helen snorted and checked the engraving on the whip’s handle.
S&P - No.5
A whip that converted up to 95% of pain into pleasure, leaving less than 1% of actual marks on the body.
With this, she could bring Ian to climax until he begged for mercy, just like he did to her.
“So… then…”
Tap, tap, tap.
As Helen unbuttoned his shirt with her fingertips, Ian’s firm muscles were revealed.
“Like you often do to me… shall we start with the chest?”
Time for revenge!
She wouldn’t forgive him until he said there was no one for him but Harin’s mom!
With that thought, Helen raised the whip above her head.
“…”
She struck!
She struck Ian!
Well, not really striking.
The whip looked scary, but upon impact, it would only hurt a little before feeling good.
No need to worry.
Hadn’t she tested it several times before using it on Ian?
Even if she hit hard, at most, a few drops of blood would spill.
So…
When she brought it down…
Tremble-! Tremble-!
“…Ugh!… Uhh!…”
Ultimately, Helen, with the whip in hand, slowly lowered her hand and removed Ian’s blindfold, saying:
“…I can’t.”
“Helen?”
“I can’t do it!! I thought I could… No! I wanted to! But when it came to it, I couldn’t raise my hand!!… Sob…! I know it won’t hurt!! But… but I just can’t do it!!”
Helen, having dropped the whip, buried her face in Ian’s chest.