I Became an Ant Lord, So I Built a Hive Full of Beauties-Chapter 187: Shameful Stories

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Another ant slapped her own forehead. "Can we please not flirt during public executions?!"

Azhara smirked. "Piss dancers. That’s a new one. They are more savage than our savage rabbit clan."

Then, from the edge of the crater, a voice like drowned thunder cracked through the tension. The Frog-Man stepped forward, his face twisted in a way even mucus couldn’t hide.

His red eyes bulged..His webbed fists clenched. Steam coiled off his shoulders as if he were boiling inside.

His servants... HIS WARRIORS... were groveling to his enemy. They were covered in piss. Begging for mercy. Confessing swamp-dancing while their master licked women’s toes and ass.

And everyone... Everyone was laughing at him.

"I—" the Frog-Man snarled, "—trained you for ten whole seasons!" (ten years)

He stepped forward, each footfall splorching into the wet ground like a sledgehammer slapping meat.

"I taught you the Swamp Arts of Grizzle-Muck! Fed you premium snails—imported from the leach pits of Swamp! Bathed you in ceremonial leech juice! I even gave you custom loincloths stitched from jungle bat wings! I even let one of lick my enemies ass! And THIS is how you represent me?!"

One of the frogkin raised a trembling hand. "I-I got an ’A’ in advanced leech-juice brewing, Master! Even laminated my certificate!"

"YOU PISSED YOURSELF!"

The unfortunate frog shrank. "It was a tactical leak! A defensive release to lower my center of gravity..."

The second frogkin croaked, voice cracking. "You also made us chant motivational swamp mantras while hanging upside down in mosquito nets! Said it was good for mental toughness!"

The Frog-Man roared so hard that foam built at the corners of his mouth. "You absolute DISGRACES! I trusted you with my name, my training, my sacred Frog-Kin secrets! And now you’re spilling them like bad stew during mating season!"

"You bruised my soul," the first one whimpered. "And my knees. And my sense of self."

Kai finally raised a clawed hand and muttered dryly, "Okay, I’ve had enough of this reality swamp drama."

He pointed lazily at the pair. "Pick one, Azhara."

She blinked. "What?"

"Which one lives?"

"They’re both pathetic!" she said with a snort, tail flicking. "Like... discount slimeballs."

"Exactly. That’s why it doesn’t matter. Finish one."

"Uhh... okay..." Azhara tilted her head, squinting at them like judging spoiled fruit. "Left one talked too much and he tortured us with the urine. The crying one... might be funnier later."

"Finish him," Kai said, voice cold as iron.

The babbling frogkin shrieked, panic clawing his throat. "WAIT—NO! I CAN DO VOICES! LOOK—HELLO I AM A CAT GIRL—MEOW MEOW—NOTICE ME KAI-SENPAI—UWU—"

Silence.

For two full seconds, the entire battlefield just... stopped. A breeze passed. A leaf fell.

Even the mosquitoes took a break.

Then—

Kai blinked. Once. Then again. A vein twitches above his left eye. His hands slowly curled.

He turned his entire body deliberately and menacingly toward the frogkin still crouched in the puddle of swamp piss and fear.

His voice was quiet, but it carried like a blade dragging across stone.

"...Did you just ’meow’ at me?"

The frogkin swallowed hard. "U.... uh... m... maybe?"

Kai’s eye twitched harder.

"You screeched ’Notice me, senpai’... while standing in a pool of your teammate piss."

"I—I was trying to live!"

Kai took a single step forward. The swamp trembled. "By pretending to be a catgirl in heat?"

"Technically it was improv—" Then frog said.

"All the frogkin are nuts, one wants lick me, the other acts like a cat girl." Kai couldn’t believe how shameless this frogkin was. He would be happy if it’s a beautiful girl. But two male frogs...’

"I can do other voices! I can wear a girl costume if you want."

"Shut up!. You..." Kai’s aura began to rise like boiling magma. The air warped around him. His aura flared. Cracks hissed across the dirt under his feet.

"I have fought countless battles. I’ve faced predators that threw three four times stronger than me. I even heard Azhara’s moaning during mid-fight stretches. That was very distracting... ahem! But you Frogs are the ones who make me speechless..."

Azhara: "Hey!" Kai’s eyes locked onto the frogkin’s trembling soul.

"But YOU—" he jabbed a fist toward the amphibian—

"—you brought anime voice acting into a death duel."

His body shook. "This is where I draw the line."

The frogkin collapsed fully to his knees. "D-don’t hate me because I’m cringe! kai-senpai!"

Kai’s tone went colder than frozen venom. "I hate you because you’re unholy."

He raised a single hand. "To the pit with your ’uwu.’"

Meanwhile everyone else...

Azhara doubled over, wheezing. "W-Was that... Did he just meow!? I—by the gods... I can’t—" She collapsed behind a rock, clutching her ribs. "KAI-SENPAI!? OH NOOO—"

Sha, one of the assassins Ant starred with her mouth agape. "Did he just call himself a catgirl?"

Vel looked horrified. "We’ve witnessed a war crime."

Naaro dropped her spear and walked five steps away before muttering, "That’s it. I’m becoming a mushroom."

Even Akayoroi, despite the blood still dripping from her limbs, slapped a palm over her mouth and giggled. "Did he say ’Uwu’?" Her antennae twitches violently. "I thought I imagined that."

The other ants looked at her in disbelief. "My Queen... hold your royal behaviour..."

"I—n-no! It’s... the heat!" she said, glowing like a furnace.

From the distance, a lizard poked its head out of a bush, then immediately retreated in disgust.

The remaining frogkin, the crying one buried his face in his hands. "I told him not to do the voices! I told him! This is worse than the leech juice cult dance!"

Even the Frog-Man staggered. His giant eye twitched. "What... what unholy nonsense just came out of your mouth?"

Azhara slowly turned to him, face unreadable. "Did you hear the ’Kai-senpai’ part?"

The Frog-Man growled. "Yes. And I will never un-hear it."

Azhara, still wheezing, raised a shaky hand. "We need to kill him. For the dignity of frogs. And anime."

Kai nodded solemnly. "Agreed."

Azhara blurred.

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