I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 343: What’s Our Goal? Snatch Brother Huai!

Chapter 343: Chapter 343: What’s Our Goal? Snatch Brother Huai!

[Oh no, Brother Huai is about to be ambushed by four women]

[As expected, Brother Huai has become the person the female guests dare not mess with through sheer capability]

[Shu Ran is really obsessed with snatching Brother Huai, hahahahaha]

[My poor Yangyang]

[I’ve already imagined that it’s my hand searching Li Yang’s body, doing whatever I please/doghead]

[Mu Qiu’s mouth is full of lies]

[Shu Ran: Even though I know for sure they are lying to me, I’m willing to be deceived to work together in snatching Brother Huai]

[Li Yang’s expression of having nothing left to live for while lying on the ground, makes me want to pounce and pin him down!]

[The flower bandit team sweeps through all the male guests, unstoppable]

[Let me see where Brother Huai is]

[Is it going to recreate the exciting scene from episode two? I like it]

[Shu Ran is beyond rescue, hahahahahaha]

[Let me summarize, Brother Cheng is the gentle counterattack, Fu Ran is willing, Li Yang is hopeless, what about Brother Huai?]

[Never retreat/doghead]

[Facing challenges head on]

[Taking initiative]

[The autumn wind sweeps away fallen leaves, no more stickers left]

[Losing everything]

[How come everything changes completely when it comes to Brother Huai, hahahaha]

[Lian Yi once tried hard to guide him on respecting female guests]

[Sadly, it failed. Back then, there weren’t many girls around him, and his only junior, Lin Banyan, was as busy as him]

[Also, there was a time he and Lin Banyan finally had a chance to dine together, but ended up ordering takeout because they couldn’t agree on food tastes/powerless吐槽.jpg]

[Taking my poor Yangyang away, too pitiful]

[Seems like it’s Li Yang and the others, not the three women, who need to endure another half hour]

[After all that effort in completing tasks, it’s back to square one, hahahahahaha]

[...]

The four women reached a temporary alliance.

Li Yang half-lay in their shadow, slightly, becoming a bit... interested in the inhumane treatment Shi Yuhuai was about to face.

Maybe, humans are like this. Having suffered themselves, they look forward to seeing others suffer the same.

By comparison, he might find a reason to comfort himself.

See, Brother Huai is getting dealt with by four female guests; I’ve only got three, actually, it’s not so bad...

Yeah right.

Li Yang’s food stickers were finally snatched till he had only three left.

He held onto the stickers tightly, while Mu Qiu and the others dragged him by the stickers like a dead dog.

Utter despair.

In despair, he let go, clutching the little he had left, and ran away.

In front of four fierce women, cutting your losses is the only way.

After his "humiliating escape," Li Yang dashed away, relying on his long legs to avoid Guan Yu catching up.

Mu Qiu stood still, counting the stickers, and leisurely called Guan Yu back: "Sister Guan Yu, stop chasing, we already have duplicates of the stickers he’s got."

Guan Yu panted as she ran back, took the stickers, counted again, and passed them to Ye Mian.

The three of them each counted once more, then sighed in comfort with their eyes closed.

Mu Qiu: "This feeling of hoarding goods is so good, full of happiness and security."

Guan Yu: "Can’t be the richest, but being a sticker tycoon is also quite satisfying."

Ye Mian: "I can almost foresee our highlight moment of being the center of attention at the barbecue tonight."

Shu Ran stood by with folded arms: "..."

These three are really asking for it.

She subtly rolled her eyes and said: "Better not think too much, if the stickers are all snatched later, you’ll feel slapped in the face."

When it comes to Shi Yuhuai, the ownership of stickers is very uncertain.

"Alright, shut up, at such a high morale moment, I don’t want to hear that."

Guan Yu felt speechless at her occasional venomous remarks, seriously suspecting her former green-tea behavior was just to disguise this venomous tongue.

Shu Ran elegantly retorted: "I’m just telling a thought-provoking truth, didn’t I get any stickers too, did I say anything?"

She didn’t say anything.

But considering her swaying waist, standing there seductively, her face might as well have a big sign saying, "Step aside, everyone, I’m about to show off."

Mu Qiu cooperated by showing a shocked expression: "Sister Shu Ran, did you snatch one all by yourself? Whose is it?"

Shu Ran puffed out her chest and lifted her head, being modest: "It’s not that I’m amazing, mainly she happened to want to snatch mine, I blocked it, and the sticker on her arm just handed itself to me."

Guan Yu pondered for a moment: "A sticker handed itself to you and let you easily tear it off... Was she standing on her head? Did her arm dislocate?"

"..." Shu Ran looked at her expressionlessly.

Mu Qiu held back her laughter, and asked: "Was it Sister Tang Zi? Sister Shu Ran, since you’ve snatched someone else’s, can we settle the entrance fee?"

Shu Ran seemed at a loss for words: "You really plan to trick me for two skewers of pork belly? Empty-handed plotting in mid-air, relying on the entrance fee to get rich?"

"This is the Brother Huai snatching team, with clear goals and prospects! How can you call it plotting?" Mu Qiu declared righteously.

"What’s the goal?"

"Snatch Brother Huai!"

"Where’s the prospect?"

"You can snatch Brother Huai! Make him pitifully squat in the corner crying tonight!"

Since it was so promisingly described, Shu Ran thought for a moment.

"I have a condition."

Those with conditions are easier to deal with, the real fear is when there’s nothing that appeals to them.

Mu Qiu stood as the decision-maker: "Go ahead, whatever it is, we can discuss it."

Shu Ran scanned them and finally motioned Mu Qiu over with a finger.

"Let’s talk privately."

?? What condition needs to be discussed privately?

The two of them moved aside, and with Mu Qiu’s puzzled gaze, Shu Ran pulled aside her mic a bit and whispered in her ear: "Keep an eye on Tang Zi and snatch her out if possible!"

"... Are rivalries between actresses always this direct? Am I seeing the true nature of female artists’ relationships in the entertainment industry?"

This secret was really not something she wanted to know.

"So, are you going to snatch or not?"

Mu Qiu furrowed her brows: "If we snatch her out, what if she has nothing to eat tonight?"

Shu Ran glared: "We’re on the same team; why worry about whether she has something to eat?!"

"I mean, if she has nothing to eat, wouldn’t she turn to Brother Cheng and Fu Ran? I don’t want to see Brother Cheng giving up his barbecue to her."

Shu Ran looked her up and down: "... I thought you were kind-hearted. I was wrong, woman’s jealousy can even let you foresee and prevent future events."

Mu Qiu tapped her palm with her finger and said: "Also, if we make it too obvious, the program crew might have a problem handling it. Maybe some viewers already guessed what we’re discussing."

"Then should I do nothing, ’happily’ spend New Year with her? I am not reconciled."

Don’t tell her that if you’re not happy! Mu Qiu glanced at her: "What gave you the courage to think that sharing your true secrets with me is safe?"

"We have entangled interests, like grasshoppers on a rope."

Sometimes interest relationships are more intimate and trustworthy than ordinary friendships.

Shu Ran asked her once more: "Are you snatching or not?"

Mu Qiu considered for a moment: "I’m not."

"Why?"

"I don’t want Brother Cheng to be a gentleman to her."