I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 344: Brother Huai: Get Up and Talk

Shu Ran crossed her arms in anger.

Alright, the two of them have fallen out.

Before the camera slowly zoomed in, Mu Qiu and Shu Ran returned to the group.

Guan Yu squinted and looked her up and down, asking, "What were you talking about that can’t be aired?"

Shu Ran was just about to find an excuse when Mu Qiu casually answered.

"Sister Shu Ran insists I give her the segment to torment Brother Huai, saying she’s been waiting for this day for a long time. I didn’t want to agree, but she tempted me with two skewers of vegetables, and I wavered. Sister Shu Ran, you won’t regret using those two skewers, right?"

Shu Ran forced a smile: "...Of course not."

Mu Qiu’s mouth is so deceitful; Cheng Zhirang has to straighten him out.

Ye Mian was slightly confused: "Is Brother Huai that cheap? Two skewers of vegetables can buy the right to torment him?"

Guan Yu wore a puzzled expression: "Since when was there a right to torment someone???"

"We just made it up... Hey? Who’s that over there?"

The group turned their heads towards the light, squinting to see.

Walking toward them against the light was Shi Yuhuai.

Li Yang, who had just fled in a hurry, was jumping behind him and fanning the flames: "Brother Huai, did you see? They’re all eager to act! Everything I said is true; they threw down the gauntlet, teaming up to strip you of everything!"

... Goodness, what a stirring speech from this cannon fodder extra.

Someone like him should be stripped down right away!

The four who were pumped up just moments ago now took a synchronized step back, exchanging nervous glances.

"What do we do? Brother Huai is here to confront us."

"I still need to take down Li Yang later!"

"Should we run?"

"Run? We were supposed to take him down! Did you forget the oath just now?!"

"... Then let’s charge! There’s four of us; I refuse to believe we can’t take him down alone!"

"Charge!"

Five minutes later, Shi Yuhuai was pinned down by four women.

Don’t get the wrong idea; he was lying on the sand, with the four of them lying crosswise on his back, completely avoiding any sensitive contact.

For Shi Yuhuai, lying under them was no different from carrying an 800-pound sack.

If there’s any difference, it’s that an 800-pound sack doesn’t move, and you can kick it away, but this 800-pound weight is on him and moving around.

"I’m going to be crushed! Why are you all so heavy!"

"The main weight comes from the two of them, not me! How can you say female artists are heavy?!"

"Can I switch to a different lying position?"

"I’m on top, my head and feet are hanging down, my waist is killing me, and did I complain?!"

"Stop squirming! Ouch, my ribs!"

Shi Yuhuai lay underneath, his chin on the sand, his arms bracing him as he tried to crawl out from under them.

Unfortunately, just as he managed to lift himself slightly, the women on his back pressed him back down hard.

"... Get up and talk."

Mu Qiu: "Nope."

Guan Yu: "Brother Huai, just stop struggling. This was meticulously designed just for you! The Four Dragons Crush!"

Shi Yuhuai: "..." 𝒇𝒓𝙚𝒆𝔀𝓮𝓫𝒏𝓸𝙫𝓮𝓵.𝓬𝙤𝙢

Shu Ran: "Don’t waste your breath on him; hurry and rip the stickers off!"

Ye Mian: "My head is down by his legs, I can’t rip it off, so I’ll just help with the weight pressure."

Mu Qiu: "Hey, press down a bit more! I’m on top and about to be pushed off!"

Guan Yu: "Oh, come on, I don’t believe it! Even 800 pounds can’t keep Brother Huai down? I’m pressing!"

Shi Yuhuai groaned, lying back flat on the sand.

He looked like he’d suffered a serious injury.

The food stickers on his arms were being ripped off, but his torso couldn’t move. He just managed to free his arms, trying hard to prevent them from being torn off.

But the people on his back clung to his arms, pulling back at his cuffs so hard his muscles bulged out, the slight color difference in his arm fully exposed to the camera.

Shi Yuhuai gritted his teeth, tensing his muscles, enduring as numerous hands clawed at him while striving to crawl forward.

The scene looked just like a desperate human trying to escape a zombie siege.

Standing five meters away, Li Yang watched with an amused expression.

"Too tragic. I never thought the worst off would be Brother Huai."

With four people piled on, if it were him, he’d probably cough up old blood.

Never mind standing up; just breathing normally would be difficult.

"Suddenly, the inhuman torture I just went through doesn’t seem so bad," he turned to the camera, tossing some sand and lifting an eyebrow, asking:

"What do you think, should I seize this unexpected opportunity to snatch my stickers back?"

The cameraman stifled a laugh without answering, but the audience watching the program was quite excited.

[Go, Yangyang! This is a perfect opportunity to take advantage!]

[Brother Huai really is the most pitiful one... But why do I find it so funny hahaha]

[Please tune into "Different Variety Show" special episode "Escape to Survival"]

[800 pounds hahaha, didn’t Guan Yu contribute most of it?]

[Yangyang! Go for it! They can’t move freely; this is the best chance!]

[Four people stacked together, the one on top really must have a sore waist]

[Why did Mu Qiu wear a dark blue team uniform? His exposed waist is so damn white]

[You can tell everyone’s trying to avoid suspicion. In 25 years, I’ve never seen male and female guests on a variety show pinned down like Mount Tai/cringing.jpg]

[I’m worried about my Brother Huai’s waist]

[Indeed, the best way to deal with straight Brother Huai is to keep him from speaking, hhhhhh]

[I never thought Shu Ran would do something like this on the show. God help me, why do I like her even more now]

[Li Yang sitting there looks so funny!!]

[Tang Zi went to grab Brother Cheng... Do all newcomers like challenging Brother Cheng?]

[Fu Ran is squatting over there too hahahaha anyone sees him? He’s just sitting there watching his wife]

[Mu Qiu’s waist flexibility is a bit too good, and the faint abs, so white they reflect light]

[Come on, Brother Huai, try to crawl out]

[Li Yang: Brother Huai finally has his day]

[Mu Qiu’s body is making me envious, even as a woman I can’t resist this temptation]

[The author shouldn’t be a nerd who sits at the computer all day, what miracle drug did she take to grow such a figure?]

[The drooling dogs in front of the screen shed tears of envy silently]

[Yang, don’t be reckless! If you grab it now, what if they retaliate later?]

[Brother Huai being crushed on the ground, his bewildered disbelief expression is too funny, damn]

[Actually, I think Brother Huai didn’t intend to grab them when he rushed over; he just came to debate... If I’m wrong, just pretend I didn’t say anything]

[Li Yang has learned to stir the pot too, not sure if I should be gratified or ashamed of mischief powder]