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Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!-Chapter 266 - 166: Choosing a Hammer
Tang Sanzang dismissed the idea, saying, "Even so, think about it, all this ’curtain rolling on the heavenly ceiling’—isn’t that just petty trade? As for Wukong, a leftover monkey over five hundred years old, he’s full of bad habits. Princess, when we humans discuss matters, I think these little animals like pigs and monkeys shouldn’t be involved, right?"
Zhu Ganglie, Sha Wujing, and Sun Wukong felt as if a hundred thousand damnations were racing through their hearts, and they cursed inwardly: This bald guy just wants to reduce his rivals, he has no shame at all!
Peacock Princess, seeing Tang Sanzang so eager, was also delighted.
However, the thought of this bald guy’s track record, which seemed all talk and no action, made her hesitate.
Especially during the initial trial of Zen Heart. It was said that he had refused to participate at all…
If he really was a charmer, he would never have survived the Kingdom of Women.
Thus, Peacock Princess figured that this bald guy probably just wanted to kick out all his disciples and then ditch her in the end.
So, Peacock Princess chuckled dryly, "Actually, I’m fine with pigs, monkeys, whatever."
As soon as she said that, not only Zhu Ganglie and the others, but even Tang Sanzang was momentarily dazed, thinking, "Damn, are all modern femme fatales this wild?"
Peacock Princess continued, "So, to be fair, Elder Tang, don’t suppress the disciples with your status and power. Let them play freely.
After all, love is sometimes about fate, right? Forced fruit isn’t sweet?"
Tang Sanzang muttered reluctantly, "I just need a melon to quench my thirst, it doesn’t matter if it’s sweet or not..."
This time, Peacock Princess’s face darkened even more, firmly resolving not to choose this bald guy.
Peacock Princess coquettishly said to Tang Sanzang, "Elder Tang, what do you think of my suggestion?"
What could Tang Sanzang say? He grunted in agreement.
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Zhu Ganglie seized the moment and said, "I’ll go first!"
Tang Sanzang gave him a sideways glance, and Zhu Ganglie suddenly felt his entire body break out in goosebumps, shivering...
Peacock Princess immediately said, "Elder Tang, you promised them, let them do their thing."
Tang Sanzang grunted again, withdrawing his murderous gaze.
Zhu Ganglie said, "Princess, my advantages are simple, I’m honest, reliable, physically strong, and have excellent stamina!
Don’t believe me? Look at my weapon, this isn’t just any rake—it’s a nine-tooth nail rake forged by the Grand Supreme Elder Lord himself!
They say there are only dead cows, no over-cultivated fields!
But in my eyes, there’s no land that I, Old Pig, can’t cultivate well!"
Upon hearing this, Peacock Princess’s face turned crimson.
Zhu Ganglie chuckled mischievously...
Tang Sanzang frowned at him and said, "Wufan, that statement of yours isn’t very cultured."
Zhu Ganglie didn’t dare to argue and nodded repeatedly, agreeing, "Master is right."
Tang Sanzang then said to Peacock Princess, "Princess, I don’t really have any advantages myself, but you should know, there are rumors saying that a tiny bit of my flesh and blood can grant eternal life, you understand."
Peacock Princess’s face turned as red as an apple...
Zhu Ganglie shouted, "Master, the rumors say that eating a bit of your meat grants immortality, not your flesh and blood."
Tang Sanzang confidently looked at Zhu Ganglie and said, "My flesh and blood can grow a whole person, how can it not be considered my meat?"
Zhu Ganglie was left speechless...
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Princess Peacock rubbed her brow and coughed before saying, "Elder Tang, about that...um, perhaps we should hear what others have to say first."
Princess Peacock looked at Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong quickly waved his hand and said, "I, Old Sun, follow the master wholeheartedly, and have no interest in romance."
Princess Peacock turned to the Six-Eared Macaque, who instinctively looked at Tang Sanzang, who was silently clenching his fists.
The Six-Eared Macaque swallowed and struggled in his gaze, finally gritting his teeth, "Princess, the truth is... I also fancy female macaques."
In the end, the Six-Eared Macaque dared not proceed further; he feared chasing a girl would cost him his life rather than enjoy it.
Princess Peacock sighed and turned to Sha Wujing.
Sha Wujing straightened up and said earnestly and honestly, "Old Sha follows whatever the master decides. Whatever the master says, I’ll do! But, I think, the master suits you better!"
Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang showed a pleased smile towards Sha Wujing.
Sun Wukong, Zhu Ganglie, and the Six-Eared Macaque simultaneously cursed in their hearts, "Damn, such a bootlicker!"
With this, the competition narrowed down to just Tang Sanzang and Zhu Ganglie.
Zhu Ganglie immediately panicked, thinking he might have a chance if his brothers were with him.
But him alone competing with a bald man for a woman?
He feared the bridal night would turn into a pot cooking him instead!
So, Zhu Ganglie quickly raised his hand and said, "Princess, I’m out."
Princess Peacock was stunned and asked, "Marshal Tianpeng, what do you mean by this?"
Zhu Ganglie sighed and said, "The reason I had the courage to step forward was mainly because I was afraid these ugly, talentless brothers of mine would mess around, distract your attention, and prevent you from noticing our incredibly handsome and wise master.
Now that it’s just us left, there’s no need for Old Zhu to protect and pilot anymore.
So, I’m out.
Continue choosing."
Listening to him, Princess Peacock turned ashen, thinking to herself: There’s just one left, who am I supposed to choose? Wish I could pick off a celestial board!
Zhu Ganglie didn’t care what Princess Peacock thought. After saying those words, he felt the chill that had been haunting him disappear, and internally he breathed a sigh of relief.
But he quickly noticed that the looks from his brothers had turned somewhat cold.
Everyone else had withdrawn, and Tang Sanzang stepped forward, "Lady, it seems it’s just the two of us left to pair."
Princess Peacock gave a wry smile, then took a deep breath and looked earnestly at Tang Sanzang, "Elder Tang, if you truly wish to stay, I would naturally welcome it. But are you truly willing to stay for me? Although I’m not powerful, I wish to find someone who truly loves me to spend my life with..."
Looking into Princess Peacock’s earnest eyes, Tang Sanzang fell silent.
Tang Sanzang was such that if you didn’t take feelings seriously, neither would he. He would play along and it wouldn’t matter.
However, if the other party was serious, Tang Sanzang would seriously consider the matter too.
Looking into those earnest eyes, Tang Sanzang remembered another pair of serious eyes one night, on the rooftop.
He suddenly realized that though he never spoke of it or thought about it, some things seemed engraved in his bones.
At crucial moments, he would still think about it.
Eventually, Tang Sanzang said, "Um... Goodbye!"