Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 586 - 9 The Foolish Young Man Eager to Get Married

Qinghe Middle School’s freshmen had witnessed someone getting struck by lightning on their very first day, which must have left a profound impression on their tender souls.

However, for some special students, such an impression was evidently not deep enough.

Take this foolish boy, for example, who seemed to have just popped up from some sea trench.

This kid must have just gotten ashore not long ago, his clear eyes exuding a simple stupidity.

Wang Yunxiao wrapped his arm around his shoulder, lifted him up, and pressed him against a corner. With one hand pressing on the back of his neck, he smashed a fist into his ribs. The slender yet sharp rib bones pierced through his chest on the spot.

For an ordinary person, such an injury would generally mean kneeling down, with no need for emergency rescue. However, this boy, as if nothing had happened, still struggled vigorously like a flexible eel under Wang Yunxiao’s grip.

Thus, Wang Yunxiao grabbed the ankle that he had kicked over and smashed it down hard against the stone brick on the windowsill. With a crisp crack, his kneecap shattered on the spot.

The reason for this was because Li Mumu was watching by the side. Wang Yunxiao did not want to perform the task too crudely so as not to frighten Eldest Miss Li, causing her to have nightmares later. Otherwise, he could have used a tool to gradually crush all the bones in this boy’s body until he gave up.

After these two moves, the foolish boy completely wilted, his body trembling and sweating coldly, but he still clenched his teeth and didn’t make a sound.

"Still want to play?"

Wang Yunxiao asked softly.

The foolish boy desperately shook his head.

"What’s your name? What grade and class are you in?"

"Liu Pangxie, first year, class two."

"Liu Pangxie, huh? That name has quite a powerful ring to it, but this is not your home. To swagger around here, you need the ability to back it up."

Wang Yunxiao threw the foolish boy to the ground and smiled as he asked, "I know that the custom is quite simple in your hometown, and I don’t blame you for not understanding the outside rules. But now that you can’t beat me, don’t you have to follow our rules here?"

The foolish boy nodded, "I can’t beat you now, you are the leader, whatever rules you say are the rules."

"Very good."

Wang Yunxiao nodded in satisfaction, as Youtiao handed over the foolish boy’s backpack, which had not even been opened yet, but already emitted a strong stench.

Upon opening it, it was filled with sea urchins.

"What is this?"

"Sea urchins."

"Who told you to bring so many sea urchins to school?"

"My dad, he said Liu Zhihan loved to eat sea urchins when she was little, he specifically asked me to bring them for her."

"What is Liu Zhihan to you?"

"She’s my aunt!"

"You want to marry your aunt?"

"I’ve never met my aunt, but my dad says my aunt is the most beautiful girl in the Shark Clan, and the most beautiful girl of the clan should belong to the strongest warrior. My dad never got to marry her in his lifetime, so he specifically instructed me to fulfill this wish for him!"

The foolish boy naturally said these words, completely unaware of how shockingly archaic his statements were.

Fortunately, Nurse Liu was not here today, otherwise Wang Yunxiao suspected that it wouldn’t be just as simple as getting struck by lightning, he might not even see tomorrow’s sun.

The Sea People have no sense of ethics or morals, in fact, seventy to eighty percent of humans on land did not necessarily have them in earlier years either.

Just like this foolish boy, while answering Wang Yunxiao’s questions, he couldn’t help but steal glances at Li Mumu who was sitting nearby watching the spectacle.

All his thoughts were written blatantly across his face.

Wang Yunxiao raised an eyebrow and asked, "She’s pretty, isn’t she?"

"Pretty!"

Liu Pangxie spoke earnestly and sincerely, "We don’t have such beautiful girls back in my hometown."

This kid really knew how to talk. Li Mumu almost couldn’t keep from smiling.

"Just because they’re pretty doesn’t mean you can look!"

Wang Yunxiao huffed, "Since you want to follow the rules, then I’ll tell you the rules here, do whatever the other students do. Follow the school rules, honestly attend school and study, got it? If I hear that you’re harassing female students, I’ll break all three of your legs and hang you up to dry into dried salted fish."

Liu Pangxie hesitated for a moment, then tentatively asked, "What if I behave well? Can I get a wife then?"

"Aren’t you going to marry Liu Zhihan?"

"Marrying Liu Zhihan is one thing, getting a wife is another, as long as she’s pretty, that’s enough!"

Oh...

Although this silly boy wasn’t speaking sense, Wang Yunxiao understood.

Marrying Liu Zhihan was a political task, getting a wife was a personal need.

"No."

"Then forget it..."

The silly boy was very disappointed.

Disappointed for what? Good girls are always in short supply, when would it ever be your turn to pick?

During the conversation, his ribs had actually shrunk back in, looking as if nothing had happened. But whether anything was wrong or not, only he knew.

After getting rid of this silly boy, the classroom once again returned to its usual peaceful and serene atmosphere.

Li Mumu was seriously considering whether she should act a bit more vulnerable, like not sitting by the side and cheerfully watching the spectacle the next time something like this happened.

At the very least, she should express her worries and grievances, since based on the moral standards of this era, what the silly boy had just said could really be considered rogue behavior.

"Oh dear, I’m so scared..."

After drafting a few lines like this, Li Mumu felt too disgusted and eventually gave up.

Wang Yunxiao whispered behind her, "Be careful these next few days, don’t go out alone. I’ve seen lots of troublemakers this year, each more ignorant than the last, who knows what they might stir up."

Oh dear, I’m so scared... not.

Li Mumu just smiled, turned her head slightly, and whispered, "Young Hero Wang, do you want to join the student council?"

"Me? The student council?"

Wang Yunxiao was utterly confused. How did you manage to link me and the student council together?

Do I look like the kind of person who excels in school?

And what is the student council for anyway?

Qinghe Middle School is just a middle school, not a university. Shouldn’t students focus on attending their classes instead of engaging in student council activities?

Wang Yunxiao couldn’t understand what Principal Zhou had in mind.

But Li Mumu had some guesses.

Clearly, this time there were a number of special students like herself who had transferred to Qinghe Middle School, and it was inevitable that various frictions would occur between these special students and the regular students.

Just like the silly boy just now, who lacked even the most basic ethical views. If it hadn’t been for Wang Yunxiao’s forceful intervention, it’s hard to imagine what he would have done.

For these problematic children, regular teachers might not always have a solution.

In this context, there indeed needed to be an organization like the student council to help the school administrators specifically handle such issues.