Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 592 - 15 I Suspect He is Deliberately Targeting Me

The Twelve Cultivation Dharma Gates are essentially twelve different perspectives on the world.

This concept is still difficult to understand for ordinary people who lack a certain level of cultural education.

Ordinary people can’t even grasp subjects like history, geography, politics, physics, chemistry, and biology, let alone the myriad of peculiar majors they enroll in after going to university.

Teacher Liu had once said that this kind of knowledge should only be introduced after high school, once a preliminary worldview has been established.

Doing otherwise would be like trying to help the shoots grow by pulling them up.

The twelve Dharma Gates of cultivation flashed past Wang Yunxiao’s eyes, and he only had time to read the brief description related to the Garrison Soldiers Dharma Gate.

Garrison Soldiers Dharma Gate, Righteous Path Advance—Rampaging Colonel, Heretical Path Advance—Special Forces.

Wait a minute! Wasn’t it Iron Sparrowhawk?

Wang Yunxiao unconsciously glanced toward the other Heretical Dharma Gates and found that the names of the other heretical paths were also somewhat different from what he had previously understood.

Chess Herald Path—Surgeon/Human Skin Painter

Advisor Outer Path—Lawyer/Flower Amidst Guests

Garrison Soldiers Heretical Path—Special Forces/Iron Sparrowhawk

......

What does this mean? Is my perception as a transmigrator different from others’?

Just as Wang Yunxiao was pondering this in a dazed moment, the text in front of him suddenly disappeared without a trace.

Wait a minute! I wasn’t finished reading!

Wang Yunxiao involuntarily reached out to press the pause button, only to find the surroundings had become very quiet.

The forest was still the same, but the Ghost Shadows had disappeared, leaving him standing alone in the same spot.

Even Bai Shanshan, who had been standing on the water, was gone, as if what had been there before was just an illusion.

Wang Yunxiao unconsciously reached towards his waist, and his hand suddenly held a knife.

???

Wang Yunxiao looked at the knife in his hand and fell into deep thought.

What is this, a grabbing week ritual?

Although he subconsciously wanted a knife for self-defense, it wasn’t his own knife, so it immediately raised his vigilance.

No, no, no, I’m not that kind of person.

Wang Yunxiao reversed the knife and stuck it in the trunk of a nearby tree, focusing his attention on his surroundings.

He had realized that this might very well be some kind of illusion cast by Bai Shanshan in the shadows, using his own reactions to select a suitable Cultivation Method for him.

Sorry, Teacher Bai, but my experience bar for the Garrison Soldiers Dharma Gate is already full. Can I learn something else?

Teacher Liu once said that dual cultivation... no, practicing two or three Dharma Gates is fine as long as you have the talent for it.

What kind of talent?

The talent for a split personality.

That is, in the terms of the later online era, known as being a "wisecracker."

Pointing at a bowl, calling it crap, while bragging while stuffing it into your mouth.

This is something ordinary people can’t do.

It’s hard for a person’s inherent perception to change.

There’s a classic question on the internet in later times—when someone has decided to commit suicide, why not do something big before dying? This is a typical cognitive misunderstanding.

The kind of person who can think of doing something big just before death wouldn’t commit suicide voluntarily; they would only be driven to desperation.

Wang Yunxiao and Li Mumu, both in the same forest, made different choices at this moment.

In Wang Yunxiao’s mind was—this place is dangerous, I need to find a handy weapon first, then pass without injury.

In Li Mumu’s mind was—Wow, this sky, this scene, it’s so realistic and cool! Senior Sister Bai is so amazing, I wonder if the legendary Heavenly Realm has any spiritual energy for me to cultivate...

Different choices correspond to different paths.

Wang Yunxiao did not encounter the expected trial by combat. His mind went blank, and he was back where he had started, where more than half of the twelve Dharma Gates quickly faded away, leaving only a few paths for him to choose from.

Garrison Soldiers, Rangers, Uncivilized People, Scholars...

Holy smokes, there’s actually a Scholar option!

Wang Yunxiao almost burst into tears on the spot. As a child, all the adults said I had a talent for studying, but as I grew up, I loved sports more and didn’t really study. I actually love reading too, it’s just that I never got the right opportunity.

Thank you, Teacher Bai, for uncovering the bright spots of humanity deep within me.

This Dharma Gate sounds so much more positive and uplifting than being a Ranger or Uncivilized Person, doesn’t it!

In this day and age, if you can eat your fill, who still mingles in the Jianghu World?

So, he directly abandoned the earlier options that were filled with clichés and looked at the detailed introduction for Scholars.

Scholar Dharma Gate,

Righteous Path Advance — Madman

Heretical Path Advance — Dropout/Ink Guest

Wang Yunxiao: "..."

Wang Yunxiao: "???"

No, dude, what do you mean by this? I feel like you’re insulting my personality here!

How can there even be a Dropout pathway for heretical cultivation?

So you’re saying I’m fit to practice this one, and to cultivate this skill, I must first fail my courses?

And if I cultivate the Righteous Path... that doesn’t sound right either! What even is a Madman?

I regret it, I want to check the others first.

But Bai Shanshan clearly had no patience to let students keep choosing. The moment Wang Yunxiao looked at the "Scholar" Dharma Gate, the other options vanished, leaving only the gleaming words "Scholar" which then unfolded into new text before him.

Question, what is benevolence?

This is a question.

Wang Yunxiao was completely flustered.

Come on, can you not start with such a tough question?

How am I supposed to answer this?

Can I go back to being a Garrison Soldier? Stop torturing me!

Question, what is un-benevolence?

Seeing Wang Yunxiao grinding his teeth and unable to answer for ages, the question changed again.

Shen Family is un-benevolent!

Wang Yunxiao immediately responded.

If you ask what benevolence is, I really couldn’t tell you, but if you ask like that, there’s certainly a fresh example.

He didn’t know how many points this answer would score, but after giving it, the problem before him instantly disappeared, reassembling into an unfinished poem.

Scholars have spirit, inevitably naive.

Right and wrong, good and evil, how can these be judged?

Heaven’s mandate and human desires, hard to distinguish the real from the fake.

Our pursuit, follow not against our heart.

The poem lingered in front of Wang Yunxiao for merely ten seconds, then turned into a golden light that fell into his hands, becoming a book. 𝘧𝑟𝑒𝑒𝘸𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝓁.𝘤𝘰𝓂

The cover read — Scholar Dharma Gate Heretical Cultivation Manual, Second Edition: Modern Sociology.

No—!

Wang Yunxiao held his head and wept, I don’t want to learn this! Even a Righteous Path book would be fine, I don’t want to be a Dropout!

He was too emotional and sat up in bed abruptly.

Looking around, the book had already fallen into his own hands.

At the same time, Youtiao and Guozi also woke up from their dreams, one holding the General Principles of Civil Law, and the other holding the Commentary on Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

The three of them looked at each other’s textbooks and faced each other in disbelief.