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MTL - Mysterious World, I Have Special Understanding-Chapter 180 happy bodhisattva
Chapter 180 Happy Bodhisattva
On the battlefield not far away, I saw Xiao Qianhu holding a knife in his mouth, holding it with both left and right hands, and the remaining three knives were inserted into the fat woman in front of him.
It's just that the fat woman's body is too thick, and half of the entire blade is inserted, as if it didn't hurt the vitals, and she still wants to hug him with joy.
"It's so powerful, I like it so much!"
Gritting his teeth, Xiao Qianhu kicked up a trail of dust, his figure was like a floating shadow, and approached the fat woman's embrace.
What came with him, and his double swords!
I saw his two-handed knife spinning suddenly, and the light of the knife swept over like a roller, and the surrounding air also turned up, bringing the sound of howling wind.
Clap clap!
The blade slashed on the fat meat, making a crackling sound, and the fat woman's body, which was like a mountain of meat, couldn't help but stagnate.
Immediately afterwards, blood overflowed from the woman's body.
No way, the opponent's knife is fast and fierce, and the fat on her body can no longer stop it.
However, although this fat woman is fat, her movements are exceptionally flexible, and she sways her body to avoid her vital organs.
boom! boom! boom!
Three explosions sounded, and the fat woman couldn't help but let out a cry of pain, because the three knives that had been inserted into her body before were kicked by Xiaoqianhu, and directly penetrated her thick body, causing blood mist to splash.
At this time, Xiaoqianhu let out an angry roar, entwined with vigor all over his body, and stabbed the fat woman's ankle.
The fat woman fell down in response, and her tall body couldn't help but get shorter.
The next moment, Xiao Qianhu leaped forward like a cheetah, and then turned around sharply.
With a click, the knife in his mouth pierced through the back of the opponent's neck and came out of his mouth.
Xiao Qianhu shook his head, and at the same time that the saber was sheathed, the fat woman's blood burst into the sky, and she died covered in blood.
Ji Que saw it, and had to admit that this little Qianhu did have a few tricks. Facing an opponent who was nearly two heads taller than him, his moves were clean and neat, and he pointed to the vital point. He was worthy of being a master of cultivation.
But Xiaoqianhu got rid of a fat woman here, and his subordinates were much more tragic.
These women don't know how to grow. While they are terribly fat, they are also very flexible, and they laugh happily from time to time.
You won't die if you stab her with a knife, but if she hugs you, she will have to break several bones if she doesn't die.
"Fun!"
"Fun!"
"so fun!"
For some unknown reason, many of these fat women were stabbed, their bodies covered in grease, and they were still smiling.
They laughed so happily that Ji Que and Ning Hongyu on the tree were affected by them, and couldn't help being happy.
I have to say that these Ling family troops are really strong. Even in the face of such a weird enemy, they are still fearless and can find opportunities to fight back.
Ahead, several large silver nets opened, trapping two fat women inside.
The fat woman smiled and spun around with the soldiers pulling the net, and at this time, a soldier with a halberd came in fiercely, like a spearfish.
No matter how thick a woman's fat is, she is still no match for a halberd. Under the siege of more than a dozen Ling family troops, she was stabbed to death on the ground.
But the Ling family army also paid a heavy price. Four of the six soldiers who pulled the net were smashed to pieces.
Among them, the two most tragic ones had obviously passed away, but they still held onto the net tightly and refused to let go.
At this time, Ji Que and Ning Hongyu obviously felt something was wrong.
Because facing this kind of scene, they still couldn't help being very happy.
"Huanxi Bodhisattva?" Ning Hongyu asked confused.
Suddenly, the two involuntarily looked under the tree, and because of that, they cast a gaze.
That is also a fat woman, wearing a bright red dress, with heavy makeup on her small face, she looks quite bright.
But once you move your gaze down, you can't help but feel uncomfortable all over.
The thick and swollen fat piled up on her body, and there were countless wrinkles on one hand, and some of the wrinkles were still stuck with residual things.
It can be said that the dead fat boy who only knows how to read novels and comics and doesn't like to take a bath is much more refreshed than them.
At this time, the fat woman was already staring at Ji Que.
The next moment, she saw the fat on her legs tremble, and her body, which was as fat as a mountain of meat, jumped up lightly and fast.
And it was Ji Que who she jumped at.
Ji Que had a disgusted expression on his face.
Many times, whether it is bandits or soldiers, it seems that men are interested in him.
When this made him wonder if he had a problem with his attractiveness, a woman came and even looked at Ning Hongyu next to him, and jumped at him, but he couldn't be happy.
Why is it a fat woman?
I have to say that this fat woman is really weird, and her movements are frighteningly light.
Ji Que didn't have any hesitation, turned over and jumped off the branch, trying to avoid it.
With a click, the moment the branch was crushed by the fat woman, the fat woman suddenly made a move, and the speed was astonishingly fast.
She was already tall, and her fat hands were even longer, but it caught Ji Que who was in the air by surprise.
Ji Que was immediately held by her arm, that fat hand was so thick that Ji Que felt like it was about to catch up with his waist.
With a bang, Ji Que fell to the ground, and it wasn't him lying on the ground, but the fat woman.
A deep hole was smashed into the ground, and the fat woman was also a little confused. She was obviously pressing down on the opponent, but when she landed, she only felt a whirling force, which led her away.
But she still held Ji Que's hand.
Ji Que only felt that the opponent's fat seemed to be moving, and he directly bit his arm.
He just wanted to use his strength to pull his hand out, but a strong force hit him.
There was only a bang, and Ji Que was hit on the ground by his backhand, forming a humanoid pothole.
Ji Que became angry all of a sudden, and with a backhand swing of Tai Chi strength, he directly swung the fat woman up.
I have to say that this fat woman seems to be covered in oil, but her actual weight is heavier than imagined.
This is all because her fat is full of strong muscles, which is why the group of them are so resistant to beatings.
The fat woman fought back successfully, and just wanted to catch her breath, but she was kicked up again.
With a bang, a tree was smashed to pieces, and a large human-shaped pothole appeared on the ground again.
This fat woman is not a good stubble either. Just as her body fell into the ground, she twisted the hand that was biting Ji Que's arm, then swung Ji Que up again, and smashed it to the ground!
As a result, this time, Ji Que's feet took root on the ground, his muscles and bones were connected in a line, and he pushed aside!
The fat lady's body tilted and hit the ground, her fat rippling in circles.
Before she could raise her head in time, she saw a shadow roaring towards her.
Ji Que kicked ferociously, the force penetrated into the flesh like a needle, and her whole face was distorted and deformed.
She let go of Ji Que's hand, and the next moment, she shook her dizzy head and found two hands on her head.
There was only a crisp sound, and the fat woman suffered a righteous blow, and her head sank.
Maybe because the meat was too thick, the head sank halfway and was stuck by the meat, Ji Que made another shot with a snap.
At this point, the happy fat woman stopped moving.
The fat woman's laughter still filled the surroundings, Ji Que shook his hand, and couldn't help laughing.
On the other side, Ning Hongyu suddenly jumped down from a tree. Her figure was like lightning, and landed on the shoulder of a fat woman. !
But when the blade was upturned, the fat woman suddenly grasped the blade with both hands, and the fat and flesh around her also squeezed there.
As a result, the bright red blade was actually stuck.
She raised her hand and twisted it, fat fat emerged from the incision, but she didn't pull it away completely.
The two sides suddenly entered a state of wrestling.
"pain."
"it hurts."
"Hahaha."
The fat woman laughed loudly, and brought Ning Hongyu into a big tree next to her.
Ning Hongyu discarded the knife, turned back and dodged.
The tree was crushed by the body like a mountain of meat in an instant, and the fat woman seized the opportunity to pull out the knife.
As a result, at this moment, Ning Hongyu fell down again, like a falling stone, with the sole of her foot stepping on the handle of the knife.
With a swish sound, blood and fat splashed out, and a huge cut was made between the neck of the fat woman and the body below.
She hurriedly covered the wound with her hands, only to hear a piercing sound of a knife.
She dragged her seriously injured body to dodge, but the scarlet knife shadow seemed to be alive, and slashed close to her.
Immediately afterwards, she saw her broken neck gushing blood.
With a bang, the fat woman's head fell to the ground, and her fat body still stood there spurting blood.
Behind, a fat woman approached quietly, about to give Ning Hongyu a hug!
Ning Hongyu was as short as his back with long eyes, and when he dodged the hug, the demon knife in his hand instantly turned into a brilliant knife light from bottom to top.
Boom! boom! boom!
Where the demon sword passed, the wind howled.
A series of wounds appeared on the fat woman in an instant, and fat and blood splashed.
She originally wanted to resist these knives, and even wanted to clamp the knife with her fat, but she didn't expect the knife to be so sharp.
Just as her arm was cut open from her armpit, and blood flowed out, Ning Hongyu turned over nimbly and came to her back.
The fat woman suddenly felt the great danger, and quickly reached out to hit Ning Hongyu on the back.
Ning Hongyu stepped on her back and walked up, as if she had expected her movements long ago.
Facing the fat palm that hit her, she looked indifferent, flicked her elbow, and smashed it back with a bang.
At this time, she had reached the back of the woman's neck.
I saw the demon knife hovering in her hand, and pierced into the back of the fat woman's neck like a javelin.
The next moment, the fat woman's hands came together, like swatting a mosquito.
And Ning Hongyu had turned forward one step at a time before her, her round and slender legs were swinging gracefully in the air, and the handle of the knife in her hand was pried up!
The blade broke through the flesh and blood, and flew into the air.
The fat woman's neck was bloody, and she struggled to jump at her. Ning Hongyu walked forward without looking back, and flung the scabbard back casually.
With a sound of swish, the demon knife flipped in the air was sheathed, and the fat woman fell to the ground, struggled twice, and couldn't get up again.
"Fun!"
"Fun!"
The forest still echoed with the joyful laughter of the fat women, and everyone had beaming smiles on their faces, even Ning Hongyu.
I have to say that the laughter of these women always has an inexplicable magic power, which makes you unable to help being happy.
And the most direct effect brought by this kind of happiness is that it is difficult for you to have the desire to kill. Some soldiers suddenly felt that they were not enemies, but happy family members, so the knife in their hands suddenly disappeared. slow.
This slowness will cost your life.
But even though they were crushed to death by those fat women, they still had happy smiles on their faces.
Ji Que is also laughing, very happy.
It is reasonable to say that his realm is much higher than these Ling family troops, and he is much less affected, but he is the one with the brightest smile.
Laugh out loud!
"Hahaha~~~~hahaha~~~~~"
While laughing up and down, he smashed a fat woman's head into her neck, and then, laughing wildly, ran away like a gust of wind.
The two Ling family soldiers had just been hugged by the fat woman, and they were about to accept death with joy, but they suddenly found that the woman's head was sunk in the fat under her neck, and she couldn't move.
Immediately afterwards, that magical "hahaha~~~~hahaha~~~~" came.
This group of fat women always boasted that they were the happiest people in the world, and it was easy to assimilate others with their laughter, but when Ji Que's laughter sounded up and down, they felt confused for a moment.
Because this laughter is so characteristic and penetrating that they have emotions beyond their reach.
And with it comes fear.
Because once the laughter came behind a certain sister, even if that sister made a tenacious resistance, she was eventually knocked off her head by that person.
Because of the joining of Ji Que and Ning Hongyu, the situation on the field suddenly reversed.
Until then, the twenty fat women realized that half of the sisters around them were missing.
A piercing flute sounded, and these fat women began to laugh while retreating.
They are fat and fat, but their light body skills are so good that the Ling family army can't stop them even if they want to.
It didn't take long for them to disappear from the sight of these Ling family troops.
Ning Hongyu and Xiao Qianhu each stood in front of the corpse of a fat woman, adjusting their breath.
Those women have evil skills, and it is quite a struggle to kill so many, maybe there will be a back-up, and the two of them naturally know the truth that the poor should not chase after them.
At this time, Xiaoqianhu was confused: "Where is your cousin?"
Ning Hongyu looked around, but found no trace of Ji Que, and hurriedly said, "That's right, where is my cousin?"
On the other side of the mountain forest, more than a dozen fat women ran while laughing, the fat on their bodies rippling into ripples.
"Sister, we lost money this time, hahahaha." A fat woman said with a smile to a fat woman whose head was full of pearl hairpins.
The fat lady Zhuchai laughed and said: "It's really **** unlucky, who knew that two ruthless ones suddenly appeared. Didn't you say that there is only that little bastard? Hahahaha."
"Who knows, these two people really came out of nowhere."
Laughing and laughing, several people were about to burst into tears.
Just as they were happily talking about the tragedy, their bodies suddenly trembled.
"Hahaha~~~hahaha~~~~"
A burst of ups and downs of men's maniacal laughter suddenly appeared in their ears, so that their backs full of fat shivered.
"My mother!"
"Run!"
A group of fat women were terrified when they heard the sound, and quickly flicked their fat legs to speed up, so when they looked down from a high altitude, they saw a mass of fat running at a high speed, and the fat shook into ghosts.
After a while, Ji Que came back, covered in sweat and his clothes were rotten.
Ning Hongyu looked at him and asked, "What are you doing?"
Ji Que said angrily: "I just got addicted to laughing, but they ran away, and I didn't laugh enough, so I naturally chased after them.
I originally wanted to laugh with them for a while and then came back. After all, it is true. Although these fat women are ugly, they are top-notch in making people laugh. I have never laughed so happily.
In the end, I was smiling and laughing, when suddenly three fat women came and rushed at me desperately, tearing my clothes to pieces.”
"And then?" Ning Hongyu asked.
"After I took care of the three fat women who got in the way, I wanted to find their main force, but who would have thought that these fat women would run so fast that they would disappear in no time." Ji Que said depressedly.
Hearing this, Xiao Qianhu next to him couldn't help but gasped.
He knew that someone who could go with Ning Hongyu as a partner was definitely superior, but he didn't expect her cousin to be so perverted that he would go after a bunch of fat women madly because of this.
On the other side, a few fat women burst into tears while laughing and said: "Eldest sister, the ninth, twelfth, and thirteenth queens died, what kind of freak did we provoke today?"
"I know that girl, with one eye and a red knife, she must be Ning Hongyu. And the one with that creepy smile, I've never heard of it!"
(end of this chapter)