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MTL - Otherworldly Evil Monarch-v3 Chapter 68 You are so lucky!
Chapter 68 You are so lucky!
After a little cough, Mei Gaojie, an old teacher at Wenxing Academy, stood up tremblingly, first saluting His Majesty the Emperor, and then making a round circle: "Your Majesty, sirs, this golden autumn gifted banquet, the Double Ninth Festival It is a good time of life. On behalf of the thousands of students from Wenxing College, I would like to wish your Majesty every generation, wishing God bless me, the prosperity of the people, the prosperity of civil and military, and the early sweeping of the mainland countries, unifying the country, and benefiting the common people! Today’s event! Thanks to his majesty, the Emperor’s grace, apart from the imperial examination, eclectic, promoting talents, this is me..."
He talked in a long-winded way, but he just mentioned a pass. Just about to get into the topic, suddenly a voice complained in a low voice: "Dignified royal feast, how can the food be gone before you eat a few bites, this is too unreasonable...Fatty! I also understand your big belly, but neither are you I should be considerate of the few of us, how can you eat like this? You will almost finish a table of food for so long..."
The voice did not seem to be loud at first, and even deliberately lowered the voice to say, but at this time, except for Mei Gaojie, everyone in the hall was silent, holding their breath, and really dropped the needle. It was audible that everyone heard it clearly and instantly, a strange look appeared on everyone’s face...
It was Jun Moxie who was talking, and Young Master Jun had the intention to disrupt the situation, so naturally he would not easily let go of such a great opportunity. As for Tang Yuan, who was accused by him, holding half of the crab in one hand, he looked at him in astonishment, with a face of great injustice. Boss, who on earth eats more? Although I eat a lot, I haven't caught up to half of you, right? You said this, but you have no conscience? !
Mei Gaojie was giving a speech with deep emotion. He was suddenly interrupted by the sudden noise. He couldn't help but get angry. The interrupted topic was actually such a shameless topic told by such a shameless person, and he became even more angry. When I was about to shake my lips and yelled at me, I heard a voice that was thick like a broken gong, and said with contempt: "I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people. Obviously, I have thought about good things. After eating, I am ashamed to frame others for eating too much, what kind of person is this..."
It is Duguying who has always been angry for not grabbing the bear's paw. Of course, he has to stand up and express his dissatisfaction at this moment. He did not deliberately speak aloud, but this gentleman is strong and strong. People yelled almost the same, coupled with Master Jun’s mischief, it was naturally heard in the audience, but in terms of noise level, it was even better than Master Jun’s before!
Jun Moxie saw someone help out, and he became more interested, and said, "Is it okay if I don't eat faster? Damn! Other people's houses come one or two, but your family is not good. Almost all of them are here, all of them are fat and strong, with big waists and round waists, but they are all on the same table. If I don’t eat quickly, I guess I don’t even have to drink the soup..."
Fatty Tang hurriedly stood up and finished the game with difficulty: "Three young masters, there is nothing wrong with this. After all, he...he doesn't spend money for this meal."
As soon as this remark came out, even the emperor, who was aloft, could not help making a weird sound of "poof". The old men laughed wickedly, only Dugu staring at the fat man, staring vertically and horizontally. Cannibalism.
Suddenly, the solemn hall was filled with the sounds of "babble babble" covering his mouth and laughing.
That old Mr. Mei Gaojiemei was trembling with anger, and was about to speak, when suddenly a weird voice teased: "Sure enough, all the people of the Jun family are such arrogant and domineering. Well-deserved reputation." Everyone was surprised and followed. Look at the sound, the speaker is dressed in white, sitting in the upper seat, but it is the distinguished guest of this banquet, Fengxue Yincheng, Xiao Fengwu!
Xiao Fengwu naturally knew what happened between his uncle Xiao Han and Jun Jiajun accidentally. In addition, the little princess Han Yanmeng had always proudly claimed to recognize a younger generation since she came back from Jun's family, which made Xiao Da, who is extremely possessive Shao felt very uncomfortable, and at the moment he took the lead in sarcasm.
"This is?" Jun Moxie pretended not to recognize him.
"In the next surname Xiao, a person from the Xiao family in Fengxue Yincheng, Xiao Fengwu!" Xiao Fengwu raised his eyebrows, he smiled twice, his chest was raised, and a folding fan was spread out in his hands. He slowly shook his eyes twice, looking to one side. The beautiful girl swept over the table, her movements were very chic.
"Good name!" Li Youran, who was sitting on the side, said: "Brother Xiao's name is really extraordinary, and it is immortal!" The enemy's enemy is his friend! The Xiao family had an antagonism with the Jun family, and Li Youran naturally wanted to make use of it.
"Hehe, talking about the name of Zai Xia, it does have a source." Xiao Fengwu was very proud, was scratched to the itch by Li Youran, and explained in detail: "It is said that on the night of Xia Lin's birth, my mother did it. In a dream, I dreamed of a phoenix falling on a phoenix tree. Therefore, I named him Fengwu."
"It's a god-given name!" Li Youran applauded, her expression admiring.
"Haha..." Jun Moxie laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Fengwu looked at him angrily. When he was proud, how could he interrupt?
"It's okay, I was thinking, your mother is really good, and she is very good at dreaming. She actually dreamed that a phoenix fell on a phoenix tree, and then you were called Fengwu, a good name, a good name..."
Jun Moxie wanted to hold back the laugh, but didn't hold it back. He continued to lean forward and then joined for a while before saying: "I was thinking, if your mother had a wrong dream that night, instead of dreaming of a phoenix and a phoenix tree, but a chicken. Landing on a banana tree, what should you call it now? You know, dreaming is a possibility. It’s good luck for you to be able to call it by your current name!"
His Majesty the Emperor choked on a sip of wine, his face flushed, and he coughed, making him dumbfounded.
Dream of a chicken falling on a banana tree? This...When you think of Xiao Fengwu's surname, everyone suddenly wakes up.
Everyone wanted to laugh, but everyone was also concerned about the power of Snow Wind City, but they dared not laugh out loud, and several people choked with great pains.
"What do you mean?" Xiao Fengwu was a little puzzled, and subconsciously asked, suddenly he came over, and instantly covered in frost: "Jun Moxie, you dare to scold me?"
"I scold you? What did I scold you?" Jun Moxie looked innocent: "Even if you are from the Xiao family in Fengxue Yincheng, you can't help but make sense? There is evidence!"
"You obviously scold me..." Xiao Fengwu said to his lips, and finally realized that he was almost fooled again. Before making a fool of someone, he couldn't help but roar: "Jun Moxie, I'm going to kill you!"
"Wind Snow Silver City is really powerful, it deserves to be the most famous power in the world!" Jun Moxie shook his head in admiration, admiring him: "In other people's land, he was treated as a state guest, and he was invited into the palace. In the context of the whole country, the military officials and court officials are in full view, and even in the face of our great emperor, he dared to publicly clamor to kill the only grandson of a country's military officials...I really admire and admire such courage."
With that said, the faces of all the ministers were ugly.
Yes, in front of our emperor, he will kill the only grandson of the important military minister. If he leaves the palace, he will be arrogant.
Xiao Han hurriedly stood up, forced his nephew to sit down, arched his hands, and apologized: "Fengwu is young and doesn't know anything about the world; I was impulsive, please forgive me!" Of course, Xiao Han never cared about any royal family, but neither did he apologize. I am willing to rashly fight against the royal family of any country. After all, with the Supreme Covenant in front, the binding force is still very strong. Besides, they kindly invited themselves to wait for someone to come, if they are provoked to have a death feud with Tianxiang, but they are too naive to wait for others, and it won't sound good to put it there.
His Majesty the Emperor smiled generously, saying that it might be worthwhile.
Next, Jun Moxie had no choice but to sit down, but Dugu Xiaoyi approached him, with big round black and white eyes, and asked curiously: "What's the name of a chicken that fell on a banana tree?"
Jun Moxie almost got under the table with his head and wiped his nose with a wry smile: "Uh, this, just ask your brother and he must know. I said a lot just now, it was too dry, let me drink first saliva…"
Dugu Xiaoyi snorted and gave him a blank look, turned her head to ask Duguying, and saw Duguying's black face instantly rose up. How can someone who is a brother explain this to his sister? ! Can't help looking at Jun Moxie viciously, stammering, but Dugu Xiaoyi is dissatisfied, pouting her mouth is both coquettish and threatening, making all the seven brothers of the Dugu family embarrassed.
Seeing that the atmosphere in the main hall was a little embarrassing, another teacher from Wenxing College, Kong Lingyang, stood up and said, "Last year, the golden autumn gifted banquet, talents and women from major families will fight against my Wenxing College, although my Wenxing College is lucky. It is better, but no one has ever beaten Master Li, the eldest grandson of Master Li's mansion. The old man is still in his heart. Today, how many disciples want to ask Master Li for advice, I don’t know how?"
Everyone lifted their spirits, and the highlight finally came!
The talents of Wenxing Academy also shine in everyone's eyes. Since entering this hall, all the talents have been unwilling to eat. Just for this moment, if you can stump this recognized Tianxiang No. 1 talent, at least in terms of this knowledge, you can say that you are slightly better, and undoubtedly have a great future. Good!
Li Youran smiled, stood up lightly, looked at the people with warm eyes, and said: "Youran is a talented person, how to be a talented scholar, don't show your ugliness. However, if you want to ask for advice, there is another person in front of you. Both knowledge and wisdom are admired by You Ran, so everyone might as well ask him for advice or two."
"Dare to ask the son, who is that great talent?" Everyone asked together, with doubts in their hearts. Could it be that there is a peerless talent who can convince Li Youran in this Tianxiang City? It's weird why I have never heard of it before.
"It's Lord Jun Moxie, Lord Jun!" Li Youran smiled slightly and said in a sincere tone. At the same time, she pointed her hand to Master Jun, with a very clear goal. Jun Moxie was holding a chicken leg and chewing his mouth full of greasy. Suddenly, the trouble came to the sky, and he couldn't help but glared at Li Youran.
Grass! Your kid framed Lao Tzu openly!
Everyone was in an uproar.