MTL - Peter Pan and Cinderella-Chapter 47 straight man

Resurrection.

Only these four words can describe Xie Zhuxing's mood at the moment.

He thought a while ago that if someone on Zhihu asked "what's the experience of being like a fool", then he is undoubtedly the most qualified contestant, and now he is finally qualified to answer "what's the experience of being liked by a fool"? ?

Wang Chao was still depressed, and said, "I haven't agreed to break up, you are in love with a woman, you are cheating, are you worthy of me?"

Xie Zhuxing asked back: "Then you are still in front of me, saying that you are going to make an appointment with someone, are you worthy of me?"

Wang Chao had been beaten for several days for this matter. He felt that he was wronged to death. He cried again and said, "Isn't it mad at you that day? Ignore my father, and laugh like a flower on the phone with my daughter. Like my son, my father has never seen a shameless person like you."

Xie Zhuxing said, "Who is shameless in the end? Didn't you expect me to get married? Now you think I'm flirting with girls."

Wang Chao couldn't cry anymore, and said in horror, "What are you getting married? Are you going to marry Taotao?"

Xie Zhuxing said: "I'm still waiting for you to send me the wedding room."

What he said on purpose was purely to anger Wang Chao.

Whoever gets enlightened first deserves to be abused.

Now the feng shui turns, come and hurt each other.

Of course he didn't have any malicious intentions, he just finally got the chance to bully this little idiot.

In the end, I didn't expect the little fool to explode with rage, and the extent of the explosion was beyond imagination.

Wang Chao can accept that Xie Zhuxing doesn't like him, anyway, no one likes him except his family, but he can't accept that he just confessed, Xie Zhuxing is going to marry someone else, there is a qualitative difference between being rejected by the person he likes and let down by the person he likes. .

He changed his face quickly. One second he was aggrieved with tears on his face, and the next second he cursed fiercely: "Fuck you! You dare to try to get married!"

Xie Zhuxing: "...you try to force my mother to try again?"

Wang Chao said angrily: "What the **** did I do! I also **** your grandma! I also **** your grandma... I fucked! What are you doing!"

Xie Zhuxing pressed him on his lap, pressed his back with one hand, and ripped off his trousers with the other.

He scolded fiercely at first, but after scolding a few words, he began to cry, scolding while crying, and after scolding for a while, he couldn't swear, and he just whimpered and cried.

Xie Zhuxing thought about beating him countless times, but he finally put it into practice. It wasn't ordinary. His hand hurt a little, so he stopped and said, "Does it hurt?"

Wang Chao's two buttocks were beaten red, and he cried and said, "You'll know if you let Dad beat you!"

Xie Zhuxing said: "Can I have a long memory if it hurts? Will I still talk to my mother in the future?"

Wang Chao: "...No."

When the two just developed a physical relationship, because the position was different from what he thought, he also scolded bad words, usually a personal attack on Xie Zhuxing himself. Yes, you have to scold some swear words that are completely contrary to reality. Although it is very dirty, it will not spread to others. If you insist, it is just "I **** your 18th generation." He actually has a natural reverence for elders. Unless he is in a hurry, he will rarely bring female elders when he speaks swear words. He can't listen to other people's **** nasty words. He scolded his mother.

Even though he knew that his swear words were wrong for his parents, he felt wronged as well, and said, "I've never heard of anyone who is going to be beaten after confessing. Is there any reason for it? Dad is really blind, so he just fell in love with you. Scumbag."

Xie Zhuxing slapped his **** again and said, "Aren't you a scumbag? Who said he was caught prostituting ducks?"

Wang Chao was even more aggrieved: "I didn't prostitute at all! My eldest brother didn't listen to me, he would beat me indiscriminately, and even told me to quit the group and not let me go to Shanghai. I sneaked out over the wall and fell. After a fall, what am I going to do? Just like you, a shameless scumbag?"

The more he thought about it, the more unhappy he became. He struggled to get up, and regardless of showing his butt, he spread his legs and knelt on either side of Xie Zhuxing's body, grabbing Xie Zhuxing's collar with both hands, and threateningly said, "I will leave the group tomorrow! I'll never play with you again! I'm going to ask my big brother to give you shoes to wear. When you can't get along in the entertainment industry, come and beg me and I'll ignore you! I won't give you a wedding room, you really When I'm an idiot! Marry whoever you **** like, and live in a rented house with your wife for the rest of your life. Whoever marries you will be unlucky, and you won't have an **** if you have a child! you!"

Xie Zhuxing: "…"

Wang Chao threatened others, and he was so sad, every bruise on his face was aggrieved, his **** was still aching, and he wanted to cry a little bit. The child of the **** is also to be born with a woman, what else is there to do with him?

Xie Zhuxing couldn't bear it anymore, hugged him, and laughed sullenly.

Wang Chao was sad and angry: "Laughing fart! It's funny to see that Dad is embarrassed, isn't it?"

Xie Zhuxing looked up at him and hinted: "You came to me over the wall, and you fell into the mud, so go back like this, is it a loss?"

Wang Chao: "...Loss."

Xie Zhuxing's hand slid down and rubbed his buttocks.

Wang Chao suddenly understood, and said angrily, "Break up?"

He took the initiative to unzip Xie Zhuxing's trousers, crying and chirping.

Xie Zhuxing endured a very hard laugh.

How can there be such a little idiot? When you are not enlightened, you are mad at people, but when you are enlightened, you can make people crazy.

Break up and eat a navel orange.

The mattress creaked.

Wang Chao said displeased, "Why the **** are you laughing all the time?"

Xie Zhuxing smiled and said, "Didn't you look in the mirror when you came?"

Wang Chao knew that his face was swollen and not good-looking, so he wanted to zip up the hoodie again without taking off his shirt.

Xie Zhuxing stopped him, holding his face and kissing him.

He cried again, Xiao Xie has never been so gentle to him, the legendary breakup cannon is really different, woo woo woo.

In the end, the two were still in the same posture, hugging each other.

One thinks that they will never be separated for a long time.

If you think about me fucking, you're done?

"I didn't fall in love with Taotao." Xie Zhuxing said.

"Well," Wang Chao said, "... eh?"

Xie Zhuxing teased him enough and said, "I'm not in a relationship, it's all rumors in the company."

Wang Chao sat up straight, "You are **** kidding me" on his face.

Xie Zhuxing said: "Really not."

Wang Chao doubted: "Then why do you want to dance with her?"

Xie Zhuxing said, "Brother Kun, you are not going to Shanghai anymore. There are vacancies in the program. Let me arrange a program with her to make up the number."

Wang Chao: "...not her, who are you marrying?"

Xie Zhuxing said, "I don't want to get married, but someone insists on calling me 'husband'. Do you think I should marry him?"

His face was calm, but his heart was actually beating loudly, but he wasn't like the nervousness he used to expect Wang Chao to give him a response. Now it's pure excitement. No matter what Wang Chao said, he just wanted to hug Wang Chao. Raised high.

It turns out that this is the feeling of being in love with each other. All the disappointments and losses are all worth it.

Wang Chao was so heartless that he hadn't thought of it yet, and said sourly, "Who the **** is so shameless?"

Xie Zhuxing said with a smile: "Think about it again, who called it?"

Wang Chao: "...Me? Are you talking about me?"

Xie Zhuxing looked at him and smiled.

Wang Chao's face is stunned, what do you mean? What does Xiao Xie mean? What do you mean?

Xie Zhuxing said, "You don't want to? Forget it."

Wang Chao said anxiously, "I don't want to!"

Xie Zhuxing asked again seriously: "Then are you willing or not?"

Wang Chao's tone weakened: "...No, what do you mean?"

Now that he has reached this stage, he is still stupid. When he was like this before, Xie Zhuxing must want to beat him again, but now, he is so cute that he is so stupid.

It's not that Wang Chao really didn't understand, he couldn't believe it.

Xiao Xie would like him, which surprised him even more than he liked Xiao Xie.

How could anyone like him? He is so disgusting, except that he is handsome, he is useless, he is stupid, doesn't work hard, has a cheap mouth, and is lazy and stupid. In the whole world, only his parents and two brothers look at blood, and he has no choice but to lose him. Lose likes.

He asked in disbelief, "Do you like me?"

The curvature of the corners of Xie Zhuxing's lips was somewhat uncontrollable, and he said softly, "I like it."

Wang Chao widened his eyes: "Are you blind? What do I like?"

Xie Zhuxing: "...Then you should treat me as blind."

Wang Chao was dissatisfied, grabbed his collar and asked, "Do you really like me?"

Xie Zhuxing nodded, his eyes full of tenderness.

Wang Chao licked his lips and swallowed his saliva. It was like a big pie fell from the sky. He picked up 10 million while walking on the road. How could it be his turn?

He asked again: "What do you like about me?"

This kind of question is not clear at all, and Xie Zhuxing asked back: "Then what do you like about me?"

Wang Chao said as a matter of course: "You are such a nice person, who wouldn't like you?"

Xie Zhuxing said: "Then why don't others seduce me? You are the only one who comes to me every day and waves vigorously."

Wang Chao frowned and said, "Fuck the dick, when did Dad seduce you, Dad is a straight man."

Xie Zhuxing mocked him: "I've never seen a straight man with more water than a snowman."

Wang Chao: "...Do you like me because you hate me so much?"

Xie Zhuxing was convinced and said, "You idiot, I am a good straight man. If I don't like you, will I want to hate you?"

Wang Chao finally understood a little bit, grinned, and sneered back: "People who are straight men hate snowmen when they drink too much. What the **** are you calling a straight man? Shame?"

The two shameless straight men kissed each other as a matter of course.

The real straight man next door, Mr. Zhao Zhengyi, was very worried about the fight between his roommate and the roommate's captain, and he knew that Wang Chao had a bad temper, so he didn't want to come over and persuade him directly. Cursing for a while and crying for a while and crackling? What's the situation?