MTL - Scourge the Entertainment Industry-Chapter 235 not asking for help

The broadcast of the Three Kingdoms of Saliva has brought a lot of joy to the majority of netizens, and also presented many popular and fun jokes.

This kind of joke that is popular on the Internet seems to be like that, but it is actually useless. It can be used casually on the Internet, but if it is used in reality, it is not an ordinary embarrassment.

Just like those earthy love words from Xie Tian's previous life, they all seem very romantic, but if you really say it, you will be embarrassed if you have advanced cancer.

But there are some big hands who really dare to play like this.

In the morning, a gym near Jinghua University.

Chen Bao was doing push-ups covered in big men, and it seemed that he used all his strength for every ups and downs, and he let out a low roar.

All the muscles in the body were congested and swollen, the muscles like a rock bulged high, and the black elastic sports vest was tightly attached to the body.

18, 19, 20.

Wide push-ups, 1...18, 19, 20.

Narrow push-ups, 1...18, 19, 20.

After several sets of push-ups in different positions, Chen Bao said, "Okay, let's go down."

Hearing this, the three burly men who sat on Chen Bao's back and acted as load-bearing objects hurriedly got up.

When Chen Bao stood up, one of them looked at Chen Bao's little King Kong-like figure and said enviously, "Senior, it will take me a few years to train to your level." Compared.

Chen Bao took a few sips of water, wiped his mouth and said: "Don't worry, practice more, time may fail life, but muscles will not, fitness will pay off, as long as you persevere, you will become like me sooner or later. when."

right! Muscles don't live up to themselves.

Hearing Chen Bao's words, the three of them were slammed into a bowl of chicken soup and immediately started exercising with enthusiasm.

Those who train the legs, train the back and train the chest, all start a new round of exercise.

Chen Bao finished rehydrating, and just wanted to continue exercising, when he saw the chest training partner who was doing the incline dumbbell chest press, he couldn't help but be stunned.

Then he walked over and asked inexplicably: "Yang Zi, most people train their chest on Mondays, or they exercise every part of the body in rotation, but why do you train your chest every day?"

For so many years, Chen Jianyang has seen all kinds of players. The back **** who specializes in back training, only the waist, is ready to practice a male dog's waist to fight on the battlefield, bare legs, and two elephant legs watching Just arrogant, this is the first time he has seen such a soft spot for breasts.

Big chest muscles are indeed beautiful, and people who work out also practice chest, just like himself, the two chest muscles are thick and layered, and the middle seam is obvious.

But this buddy, Chen Bao is far less than him in terms of chest muscles alone. Those who practice chest are sagging, and this is the consequence of not wearing a bra!

There is a deep ravine without bending over and clamping, if you clamp your arms, you will be in a trough! Unfathomable!

It takes two hands to hold one, so let's just say what size it is!

So...is it necessary to practice every day?

That Yang Zi heard Chen Bao's question, and after finishing a set of movements, he replied, "Senior, nowadays people practice their legs, back and waist, but I think the most important thing a man should do is his chest!"

"why?"

"Only strong chest muscles can show the spirit of a man!" He patted his chest twice, and the huge chest muscles swayed up and down a few times.

Chen Bao looked at Yang Zi with a weird expression. Can pectoral muscles show masculinity? You got the wrong gender when you were born!

It's so manly, you *shake it, don't you know!

Looking at Chen Bao's expression, Yang Zi explained: "Senior, look at these girls now, some of them look like women, and they dare to go out with two xiaolongbao! It's been several floors."

Xiao Long Bao?

One bite at a time!

Then, the figure of the great devil who caused the shadow of his childhood couldn't help but emerge in his mind.

His body shook suddenly, throwing away the fearful memory, Chen Bao asked speechlessly: "What does the girl's poor growth have to do with your chest training now?"

Yang Zi said as a matter of course: "Women can't count on them now, so they can only rely on themselves!"

Chen Bao: "..."

Chen Bao felt that his worldview had been impacted and was a little dizzy.

He murmured subconsciously in his mouth: "It's no wonder that pectoral muscles can show masculinity. Co-authoring is something that you can do yourself, you don't need to ask others! Good~~ masculinity!"

"Then you are not asking for help!"

"Pfft! Don't ask for help! Hahahaha." A burst of crisp laughter came from the side.

Hearing the woman's laughter, Chen Bao and Yang Zi both blushed a little. The two big men were like that little girl's private conversation, and it was too embarrassing.

Chen Bao turned his head subconsciously, and saw an elder sister on the treadmill next door holding the handrails with both hands, smiling and trembling.

This eldest sister looks like she is two years older than him, wearing a stretchy sportswear, she can see her exquisite figure.

The fans' tight-fitting vests wrapped around the plump and surging peaks and peaks, trembling with the movements, a touch of snow white leaked slightly under the delicate collarbone.

The snow-white slender waist is exposed to the air, and the playful little navel is very attractive.

From the black tights, you can see the round buttocks and two plump long legs.

With long hair tied in a ponytail and swaying, there is not a single flaw in the oval-shaped face.

Simply put, this is a great beauty!

Seeing her, Zheng Renze's heart jumped abruptly~www.novelbuddy.com~ and then it kept beating!

Speaking of it, I don't know what's going on. The old Xie family and their generation are all single mothers and wombs.

It was Xie Tian who chose the target when he was a child. Although he is still single now, he will be successful sooner or later.

It is said that they all look good, but they have never talked about love since childhood.

There are reasons too!

Like Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao... No, Xie Yu and Xie Yu are brothers and sisters, if Xie Yu falls in love, there will be Xie Yu by his side, what should her boyfriend do if he wants to unlock the achievement of sister flowers.

Why is it not only my sister-in-law's brother-in-law's buttocks, but also my brother-in-law's buttocks?

Boyfriend is very likely to have ideas about his brother, how dare Xie Yu fall in love!

This is not unfounded, he imagined that his brother had never received less love letters from men than her since he was a child.

Xie Yu wants to find a girlfriend, Xie Yu is not a hindrance, but the boyfriend's women's clothes are better than him, and it is not under the filter, which makes a woman dare to fall in love with him!

The eldest sister Chen Bao is a strong woman, and her job is everything.

in love?

what is that?

And Chen Bao is different from them. He has no reason or concern, but simply has no female predestined relationship.

He is just an ordinary person, plus years of fitness, he can be said to be vigorous and bloody, and when he sleeps, he also wants to have someone in the bed, just look at the pair of unicorn arms.

Every day I rely on the iron to vent the desire in my heart!

Fortunately, there are many like-minded people in the gym. Although they are single, they don't feel lonely, and these people don't look at the big and three, but they are very meaningful.

In recent years, muscle friends have often discussed some philosophical topics with him.

Um?

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