MTL - Shanwa Small Rich Farmers-Chapter 800 Can't keep up with the changes

Who knew that Wen Xu hadn't finished speaking, and immediately two scoldings rang in Wen Xu's ears. Strictly speaking, they couldn't be regarded as two scoldings. It's modern, but her tone of voice is quite masculine, and Lanlan's hoarse voice is already very close to a man.

   "You discriminate against women!" Lan Lan immediately put a big hat on Wen Wen's head.

   "Let others go!" When Xie Yan was speaking, she pointed to Wen Guangping.

  Wen Xu made a straight face and said: "Obey the order, what did you say when you came here!"

Wen Xu's teeth were itchy with hatred in his heart, and he thought to himself: Do you know how inconvenient it is to have the two of you women in the team, don't talk about **** or something, if you don't have you, everyone pull the door and take it out The direction can be released, where are you? Then I have to find a place, at least avoid you for a while, and waste at least half an hour every day because of this matter, let alone the time you two can spend conveniently. Every time, five or six minutes can't solve the problem.

"You ordered me to protest, and I was carrying forward my style, giving up my enjoyment to those who need it more, and I am the captain of the defense team, you can let my players go back, but you can't let me go back, because I It's the captain!" Xie Yan said two times in succession that I am the captain.

  Hearing these words, Wen Xu felt a little slippery, and thought: If you are the captain, you will grow up, and I am the team leader here!

  Just when she was about to refute, Xie Yan threw a big hat at Wen Xu: "You are interfering with the work of our people's police!"

   "Hey! I have a bad temper. I asked you to get on the plane and go back early to interfere with your work?" Wen Xu replied immediately.

Xie Yan nodded and said seriously: "It's just interfering with my work! I strongly demand that Wen Guangping be sent back. I was like a fly along the way, doing things in a hurry, talking a lot, and personally think it seriously disturbed me. work! And criminal tendencies!"

"Why do I have a tendency to commit crimes!" Wen Guangping stopped doing it immediately when he heard that he was talking about crimes. Although he was thick-skinned, when he heard that he had criminal tendencies, he had to know that the person who said this was still a policeman. He felt that he had to refute: "I am also guilty of pursuing a girl? This is a crime, and our ancestors have been criminals since the beginning of human beings!"

   Xie Yan didn't even look at him, but opened her mouth to speak.

"Okay, okay, you can stay together, or you can choose one of you!" Wen Xu couldn't bear to be entangled with Xie Yan, and felt that people's hearts were really broken now, and he acted as A team leader can't even make such a small decision.

  Seeing Lanlan, Wen Xu said: "You must go! This is an order, if you don't obey, I will call your TV station to complain to you!"

  When Lanlan heard this, she pouted immediately.

Wen Xu glanced at her and said in his heart: I won't change my mind if I pout again. People pout are cute, and I don't look at your pimple-covered pout, which is not cute at all. It's just invisible. The knife stabs people.

  Leader Wang said at this time: "We can squeeze out at most three people here, and the others must be missing, or if we go back to take some shots, we will have no way to shoot at all. How about you send some out?"

  Wen Xu thought for a while: "Then let's make two from our side, you guys draw lots!"

   After thinking about it for a while, Wen Xu felt that he had to draw paper **** on his side, and there were not many people, so he opened his mouth and said, "Forget it, rock-paper-scissors."

As soon as these boys heard that there was a flight, their mouths almost stuck out behind their ears. Before they could finish their warm words, the winner was already decided over there, and the winner laughed and stole the oil. The one who lost was like a mouse, and the one who lost looked at the two smiling boys enviously.

   "Okay, everyone, get ready, let's go after dinner!" Wen Xu said.

"okay!"

  When I heard about the departure, everyone was not very interested except for a few people who had a plane.

No matter what other people's interests are, Wen Xu is still very happy here, it doesn't matter whether Xie Yan leaves or not, she can almost treat Xie Yan as a man, but when Lanlan is gone, Wen Xu is very happy want to sing.

  It's a pity that the weather is unpredictable, and people have misfortunes. Less than 20 minutes after everyone finished breakfast, a guy in the film crew immediately began to vomit and vomit, and finally checked for acute gastroenteritis.

  Leader Wang stood in the small clinic of the barracks, looked at Wen Xu and said in embarrassment: "Now we can only keep that Lan Lan!"

   "Can't you change to someone else?" Wen Xu is also considered dumb now, Tun Huang Lian is suffering and can't say wow, and the last question is considered a struggle.

  Leader Wang said: "Strictly speaking, it's okay, but the efficiency is too bad. If you want someone else to replace you, then at least plan to stay in the woods for an extra day or two!"

"never mind!"

Compared with staying in the old forest for two more days, Wen Xu wisely chose to bring that careless woman, Lanlan, even if Wen Xu is very used to the humid and stuffy daytime temperature in the old forest, Wen Xu doesn't want to stay longer After a while, compared to the old forest, Wen Xu would rather choose to be under his own old tree at noon.

   "Hey, the physical fitness of your personnel!"

  Warmly shook her head.

That's it, Wen Xu took everyone's packed things, led the animals, and went down the mountain to go home, while those who took the plane had to wait for the helicopter to unload all the things, and then the pilots had to take a rest Anyway, those who fly still continue to rest in the barracks, waiting to get on the plane and get comfortable.

Each person has a horse to ride, which is naturally much faster and more comfortable than walking. Therefore, from the downhill to the sunset, everyone is very hot, but the mood is very happy. People are like this, suffering Although it is a bit bitter, but it is more comfortable than before, so I feel that I am living a very comfortable life now.

   Arrived at the camping place at night according to Wen Xu's expectation, and it was almost half an hour faster than Wen Xu thought, so Wen Xu decided to give Dad something delicious tonight to encourage him.

"Today, I went to the forest to get some game for everyone to taste. I saw that everyone's morale is quite high. I hope that in the next journey, everyone can maintain this momentum like today, and strive to go out earlier!" Wen Wen He got off the horse and said to the crowd.

   Liu Hui pointed the camera at Wen Xu: "Then what shall we have for dinner?"

"Eat what you get, now you ask me, I said to kill a tiger, but what should I do if I can't touch a tiger!" Wen Xin was in a good mood, and continued with a smile: "Anyway, if you are lucky, the whole wild boar, if you are unlucky, you will eat a wild boar. , Rabbit or something, in short, it is a serious game!"

Originally, Wen Xu wanted to talk about pheasants, but if he said it in front of the camera, something might happen. Pheasants are also protected by the state. Although they are a bit rampant in the old forest, you can eat them anyway. It is purely old birthday stars who eat arsenic for too long if they yell everywhere.

   "Two strong boys follow me!" Wen Xu thought for a while and said.

   The words didn't end, but two hands were raised first, seeing the two clearly, a black line was immediately drawn on Wen Nu's forehead.

   "I said they were two strong boys, are you two boys?" Wen Xu turned his head and took out a combination hunting bow from the big bag on Dabai's back.

   "I think it's okay for me to carry a thing. I can do three barbell squats with 80 kg of barbell plates, which is no worse than ordinary men," Xie Yan said confidently.

  Damn it! When Wen Xu heard the 80kg barbell, he couldn't help thinking: Is this still a woman?

Thinking of this, I turned my head and looked at Wen Guangping. His eyes were filled with pity. He wondered in his heart whether such a woman would be able to eat it with your old body. One hundred and sixty catties with a bar is almost one hundred and eighty catties. Things, for a person like you who is about to forty, it's not as simple as a juicer, okay, it's just a blood pump!

   "Uncle, count me in too!" Wen Guangping thought that Wen Xu was here to signal him to sign up quickly, so he immediately raised his hand, never thinking that his little family uncle is now seriously worried about his future.

   "If he goes, I won't go!" Xie Yan immediately lost interest when she heard that Wen Guangping was leaving.

"Both of you stay here, Guangcheng, Guanghong, you two follow." Wen Xu waved at Wen Guangcheng and Wen Guanghong, then took out two more hunting bows from his 'luggage' and adjusted them Afterwards, each of them was divided into the hands of Wen Guangcheng and Wen Guanghong.

  Wen Xu barked at Dongliang, Wen Guanghong and Wen Guangcheng also called their dogs, and the three of them and their dogs walked out of the camp.

  Hearing the sound of footsteps behind her, Wen Xu turned her head and saw that Lan Lan was following her with a hunched waist, so she asked, "What are you following here for? Go back!"

   "I'll take a look, I will definitely obey the order this time!"

   "Well, now my order is for you to stay in the camp obediently." Wen Nuan is not interested in taking her.

   Who knew that Lanlan was about to cry as soon as Wen Xu finished speaking.

  Damn it! Wen Xu's heart felt a little uncomfortable.

  Wen Guanghong couldn't bear it anymore. Some men just don't want to see a woman cry, even if this woman had a little trouble with them before.

   "Take her, anyway hunting, I will take care of her"

   "Yeah, I can help take a look too," Wen Guangcheng said as he looked at Lan Lan who was crying.

  As soon as they both said that, Wen Xu nodded: "You two take care of her, if she is lost or injured, it's all your business!"

   After speaking, Wen Xu reached out and nodded at the two of them, then walked into the woods with his own bow.

  Wen Guanghong waved his hand at Lan Lan: "Follow me!"

  It was only then that Lanlan laughed through her tears, wiped her face and followed Wen Guangcheng, while Wen Guanghong walked last.

  There are quite a lot of wild animals in the woods. After about ten minutes, the three-person team harvested three fat hares and two pheasants, half of which were not caught by anyone, but the three dogs.

   "Uncle, are these enough to eat?" Wen Guanghong couldn't stand it anymore, not because of hunting, but because Lanlan's mouth seemed to be unable to close, and he asked whatever he caught.

  If Wen Guanghong knew that he was still there, but he was also half-toned, and many people didn't know, so he naturally felt that Lan Lan was too annoying.

  Wen Xu didn't want to pay attention to Wen Guanghong, and even wanted to let Wen Guanghong stay in the old forest for a while, so that Wen Guanghong could experience the fate of being a good old man with nothing to do.

"Go back with such a little stuff? Who can eat three rabbits and two chickens? At most six people will be reimbursed!" Wen Xu continued to lead Dongliang forward while talking, and observed Zhou Min at the same time Sometimes, I would use a telescope to look around from time to time. Although the line of sight is not too far away, it is much clearer to use this thing than to see farther away.

   High!

   "Listen!" Wen Wen heard the faint sound of a wild boar nearby, so she immediately stretched out her finger to signal the three people behind to quiet down and listen carefully.

   After a while, both Wen Guanghong and Wen Guangcheng nodded.

   "Uncle, it's a wild boar!"

  Although the sound was very weak, the two of them still understood that it was really the cry of a wild boar, which meant that there was a wild boar near them.

  Everyone heard it. The three dogs naturally heard it. They turned their faces and turned to the direction where the sound came from. The three dogs didn't bark, but they were calmer anyway.

  The only thing that can’t be heard in the team is Lanlan, but hearing about the wild boar, the eyes of the city girls who have never seen this scene are green.