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MTL - Shanwa Small Rich Farmers-Chapter 801 monkey play
Wen Xu signaled that Wen Guanghong was hanging far behind with Lan Lan, while he and Wen Guangcheng each brought their own dogs, and approached the direction of the sound as carefully as possible without making any noise.
After about five or six minutes, Wen Xu found the target, a male wild boar with a female wild boar, and behind the female wild boar was hiding a young wild boar. This group of wild boars belonged to the smallest family of wild boars. I don’t know if it’s the newly opened litter or something else. The two adult pigs are not too big. I don’t know if it’s the luck of the male wild boar or the tragedy of the young couple. With their current size, they want to give their cubs strength. It is impossible to protect them, their offspring and even themselves are destined to become tragic stories in the forest.
Just like now, four or five coyotes have driven their family of three to a desperate situation. The only remaining little wild boar cub was tightly guarded by its parents and stuck in a concave hole in a rock. A big wild boar confronted the wolves at a direction of about forty-five degrees.
For the addition of humans, both wolves and wild boars have now stopped to watch the new spoiler in this battle.
Seeing the current situation, Wen Xu knew that he didn't need to be as careful as before. The wild boar wanted to run but couldn't, and the wolves couldn't give up the food that was about to reach their mouths.
If the wild boars run, it means that they may give up the little wild boars. If the wolves run, they will only be hungry. Their belly exposed their ribs. Obviously, after giving up such a meal, they are most likely to face death directly, because they know that their physical strength no longer allows them to waste any chance to eat.
The wolves were a little flustered, but quickly stabilized, and the leader of the wolves began to howl in the direction of Dongliang.
Wen Xu knew that the wolves were communicating with Dongliang again, but it was impossible for him to know the content of the communication.
Still the same, the scum factor appeared again, Dongliang's warm body smelled of scum, and the wolves and the scum had some minor encounters, so the wolves here tentatively asked Dongliang stand up.
It is almost equivalent to two groups of people preparing to kill a group of people together, so the group of people with little power came up to say hello first: buddy, what do you mean, this thing was discovered by our brothers first, do you understand Jianghu? Morality.
Dongliang ignored the wolf king at all, and glanced at the wolf with deep eyes. The huge and strong body carried a decisive sense of oppression, just like a heavily armed Navy SEAL looking at a wolf with a butterfly knife. Little bastard, after taking a look, he immediately conveyed his meaning to the past: buddy? You soilballs are also worthy of being my buddies?
The pack of wolves wanted to get angry, but there were only five on my side, and there were not only three dogs on the other side, but also two people, and each dog was twice as big as myself, and the thick front legs were as thick as my own hind legs. like. Then I saw that my hair was so rough that it was tucked up, like Jordan wearing crooked legs for dunking, and the top was still full of mud. Those three guys were shiny and shiny, and one was the real one. The basketball superstar of the brand with the same name, with his legs straight apart in an explosive buckle blue stance, with that expression and temperament, it is clear that he is not short of money.
So the word self-ashamed appeared in the minds of the wolves! If it weren't for the fact that they couldn't give up, the five soil ball wolves would have turned their heads and left long ago, but now their lives are at stake, and the five soil **** are determined to observe from the side to see if there are any leaks that can be picked up. Let's nibble on some pigskin, or you're really going to die, when will you stop fighting at this time?
"Let's watch!"
The wolf king sent a signal to Dongliang. In order to show his determination not to participate in the fight as a crowd, the wolf king took the lead and lay down directly, so the five wolves lay on the ground like this, and the five pairs of little thieves couldn't stop looking at each other. Dongliang and Yezhu made two calls.
There are so many words, but the communication between the wolf and Dongliang is over in a few seconds.
Wen Xu here is also thinking of picking up leaks, thinking that when the wolf hunts the wild boar, he doesn't want all of it here, the second half of the big boar, plus the little wild boar behind him, the second half of the pork can be red Boring, the little wild boar looks at this small head, it would be so beautiful to have a roast suckling pig directly, now is the right time.
I have to say, looking at the little suckling pig hiding behind the big pig, Wen Nu suddenly drools!
I'm going! What kind of gluttony did I make myself with these gangsters! Wen Xu couldn't help thinking angrily.
Wen Xu was thinking about roast suckling pig, trying to satisfy his hunger with consciousness, and found that the tense atmosphere of the wolves suddenly disappeared, not only disappeared, but all of them fell to the ground. I'm here to see the excitement.
"Fuck it!"
Without waiting for Wen Xu to speak, Wen Guangcheng couldn't bear it any longer, and said to the pack of wolves, "You f*ck are still wolves, don't you have the dignity of wolves! Come on, **** them!"
Obviously, Wen Guangcheng also planned to take advantage of the false flag in his heart, and prepared to save some energy by loudly encouraging the wolves to go first.
Hearing Wen Guangcheng's roar, Wen Guanghong and Lan Lan, who had been cautious behind, immediately understood that they didn't need to be so careful, so they came out of the forest with Xiao Pao.
"ah!"
Lanlan was shocked when she saw such a scene, but soon the big silly girl from the city became happy, almost jumped up and cheered: "Yeah!"
Seeing Wen Xu glaring at her, Lanlan immediately shrank her neck, took out her mobile phone for a while, and patted the wild wolf lying on the ground, and then patted the wolf huddled next to the rock. The wild boar took a pat and muttered: "It's a pity that I can't talk, and I don't know if my friends can understand it!"
This person is not there yet, and I am going to post it to Moments.
Wen Xu was not interested in chatting with this silly girl, and just ignored her to pay attention to the situation in the field.
"Uncle, what should I do?"
Seeing that the wolves were not going to move, Wen Guangcheng couldn't help it.
Wen Xu thought for a while and said, "Forget it, let's do it ourselves!"
Wen Xu is not going to beat the wolves. Firstly, the five wolves don’t have any meat at all. Secondly, even if there is meat, the wolf meat is not tasty.
After speaking, Wen Xu began to draw an arrow and bow, and aimed at the pig's neck.
After aiming for more than a second, Wen Xu put down the bow in his hand. This action made Wen Guangcheng, who was also nodding the arrow, a little puzzled, and he also hung the arrow down.
"what's wrong?"
"Guanghong, take this one away!"
"I'm not leaving!" Lanlan said resolutely as soon as she saw that Wen Nu wanted to let her go.
It seems that if Wen Xu lets her go again, she will have to sit on the ground and act violently.
"What if the wild boar hurts you in a hurry?" Wen Xu frowned and said.
"I can climb trees!"
Now she was really smart, she raised her head and pointed to the tree above her head.
Wen Xu said: "Okay, you can climb!"
After finishing speaking, Wen Nu put her hands away and just stood there with her arms folded and watched her climb the tree. She didn't even need to think about it, how could she still climb trees with her life skills? The tree climbed her almost!
Sure enough, this man heard Wen Xu nod, immediately stood up and walked to the side of the tree that was about the thickness of a slender girl's waist and began to climb up. I saw her holding the tree pole with both hands, and then her two legs looped around the tree body like this.
And then it was gone. Then, she hung on the tree like a low-level otter. You must know that her buttocks are less than 30 centimeters from the ground. It is estimated that sitting on a chair is higher than her climbing .
"Go up hard?" Wen Guanghong said beside him.
Na Lanlan asked: "How hard!"
"This way!" Wen Guanghong demonstrated on the spot.
It's a pity that this big sloth from the city doesn't have this ability at all, and it has serious incoordination of hands and feet, with the same hands and feet! Then how could it be possible to climb the tree like this, if it doesn't fall down, it must be because the center of the earth has lost its gravity, so I saw this one let go, and immediately snapped, accompanied by an ouch, the humanoid sloth had already fallen to the ground.
"Why are you so stupid!" Wen Guanghong couldn't bear to see it any longer, and started teaching him hand in hand.
But there are such stupid people in this world, even if Wen Guanghong taught them hand in hand, Lanlan would not be able to learn it here, and still kept falling from the tree like overripe fruit.
Almost ten minutes passed, not to mention that Wen Guanghong was going crazy, even the three wild boars and the five hyena wolves couldn't stand it.
Aww, aww!
The wolf king yelled at Dongliang twice, which meant: Are you still doing it? What are these people doing? If you don’t eat, can you go to the side to play, this is a forest, not a circus, and our buddies are so hungry that their chests are sticking to their backs. I really have no interest in watching humans play circuses. If you don’t eat, we are going to eat up!
Dongliang also felt a little ashamed now, and looked into the distance with a deep face as if he didn't hear it, trying not to watch this embarrassing scene.
The three members of the wild boar family forgot to run away at this time, and stared straight at Lanlan who wanted to climb the tree. The three pairs of small eyes all looked straight. The most stupid human being is the one in front of him.
Daddy Pig even wished that all human beings were so stupid!
It's a pity that Daddy Pig thinks too much. If human beings have such physical coordination, they would have been eaten up by ferocious beasts in ancient times. How could they develop to the present.
"Forget it, don't teach me anymore, just entrust her to her!" Wen Xu was really defeated by Lanlan's IQ, you said that as a woman, you must have one of appearance, EQ, and IQ, right? Hey this one! It doesn't stick to any of them! If it weren't for the fact that God really couldn't see it and gave him a good figure, it would be useless.
Hearing what Wen Xu said, Wen Guanghong and Wen Guangcheng joined forces and began to put the silly **** the branch of the tree with Lan Lan's buttocks. Just like this, the silly girl kept falling like a weight. In the end, Wen Guanghong had no choice but to hold the tree pole between his legs with one hand, and use his body and shoulders to push up and hold it up with his hands, and then he lifted the human-shaped weight to the branch of the tree.
During the whole process, Wen Guanghong's hand never left Lan Lan's buttocks, but at this time, no one wanted to go wrong, and Wen Guanghong didn't even think about any wrong ideas here, he was so mad at this woman , How can I have the interest to take advantage of the opportunity!
Looking at Lanlan squatting on the tree branch like a big horse monkey, whether it was Wen Guanghong or Wen Guangcheng, a sense of pride could not help but arise in their hearts, as if they had accomplished something very proud of.
"Go to work!"
Wen Xu really didn't have any interest in saying anything else. After seeing the end of the matter over there, he bent his bow and arrow and prepared to start hunting.
"Uncle, Uncle, I'll rest for a while, I can't use my arms, I can't use the bow root at all, and I can't open the bow." Wen Guanghong tried to pull the string, but he couldn't bear the strength before he pulled it halfway, and immediately shook his head and said.
Wen Xu said without looking back: "Then you also step aside!"
After finishing speaking, Wen Xu clasped the bowstring and pulled her body almost like a full moon.
Boom!
The sharp arrow shot towards the boar's neck with the sound of wind.
Wen Xu's arrow shot out, and then Wen Guangcheng's bow rang, and the sharp arrow also went away, but its target was the sow.