MTL - The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich-Chapter 26 Sad reminder of the paladin

"Fifty years ago, I also studied hard at the Junior Warriors College. I used to be the pride of my parents and teachers. It is the typical example of how the children of other families are so outstanding."

"Because I was just ten years old, I have mastered more than ten kinds of basic combat skills and successfully entered the black iron ranks. I am known as the pride of the college. The hero of the future, I am always admiring my lovely schoolmates. Take a walk in the college and then show my genius 'inadvertently'..."

"'B-class genius? He, do you master the continuous counterattack? Work hard for another ten years, maybe I have half the level." Randomly comment on those talentless idiots, and then enjoy the eyes and praise of the cute school girls. I thought that such days will last forever. When I grow up, I will become a great hero and welcome the white beauty until that day..."

"'Spiritual talent? Admission notice from the Light Academy? Be a glorious paladin, I will go, I will go'"

At that time, I had longed for the golden sacred paladin. When I received the admission notice, I was ecstatic, but I vaguely ignored the look of my parents.

"Glory of the Paladin? It seems glamorous, in fact, it is just the beginning of a nightmare..."

"Graduation is equal to unemployment? How is it possible, I am a genius knight who has been seen by the Paladin Academy for ten years!! Look at my holy light!! Look at the glory charge!!"

"Sorry, we are all devout priests. We need talents who will preach and preach, instead of killing and killing. The 12 people in our department have compiled over twenty-four people. Everyone is a paladin. If you graduate from the college, it is reasonable to be your predecessor. Why should you give your position?

"I....I am going to be a freelancer."

"Sorry, as a priest who is entrusted with the grace of the Holy Spirit, you are obliged to return to the cultivation of the Holy Light Church by labor. The Seventh Church lacks a volunteer to clean the altar and the toilet... However, the volunteers have no wages. The Light will reward your efforts. Don't worry, it won't take long, three years will pass quickly."

I still remember the look of the old pastor who turned his head. "Small, newcomer? I have been mixing for twenty years. When my hair is white, I will turn right. You don’t know how to be tall and thick."

"I.....I am going to be a freelancer, I can always!!"

Of course, but I didn't expect it to be the beginning of a nightmare...

Three years later, I finally became a freelancer on schedule. Why is it three years later? If you don't want to be chased by the Church, how can the three-year obligation service be saved?....

Ok, watching my classmates have become the backbone of the old birds and adventurers. While sighing, I am not discouraged. I am confident. With the strength of my silver rank, soon, I will Will once again become the star in the eyes of everyone.

But soon, the cruel reality gave me a head start.

"Don't? Why, my paladin of a silver step is willing to be a member of your group of bronze warfare, you should be happy. Is it... because I am a paladin."

The opposite thief nodded.

"The Paladin has more nonsense, more precepts, can you tolerate the undead, half-devil teammates, can you communicate with the gray organization, can you shut up when the spoils are distributed? Our adventurers often have to pick up unclean lives. Can you guarantee that you will not talk nonsense in your adventures?

Of course not! The sacred doctrine clearly stipulates that all lost things can be returned to the original owner. If they can't find the original owner, they should be handed over to the public. How can they be used as trophies for private purposes, as for the undead and the half demon? Evil chaos! We are inconsistent with you!

Ok....The road is different and I don’t want to join the adventure team. I will come to the team myself....

The team was still smooth, the adventurers' guilds and pubs were full of paladins and priests who could not find the team. Soon, our "Glory Land" squad was on the road.

but……

"What is going on without paying? It is not waiting to starve."

"When you came out to take risks, did the instructor teach you? We are all knights who serve the Light and the public. The nature of the adventures of the priests can only be regarded as a journey of accumulated experience. It is our duty to help the troubled people. How can I get paid?"

"Can't make money, my dry-haired adventurer, I am going to starve!!"

The mysterious smile of the predecessor, he did have a way, this is also the old way for the Paladin adventurers not to starve.

It turns out that we really can't get paid, but if this is a donation to the Church, we can leave a third as our return, but...

"Since it is a donation, naturally it can't be too much. But if you kill an ogre group, you will give a copper plate. It is enough to buy two black breads. It is not enough for me to buy medicine. Yes, I have to pay two-thirds of the copper plate. To the church..."

"This is good. You are not entrusted with the goblin. Is that the most terrible?"

"Yep?"

"If you don't be able to count the donation, you can't even donate it. Don't donate it. Don't donate it..... If you encounter a small goblin, don't donate it or a good thing. Donate a half-ton of major stone. You have to go back and cut it into three pieces and turn it over. Block.....As a predecessor, I remind you that if the goblin really gives you a very good engineering item, it is a violation of the doctrine and you must throw it away. It is either an experimental product that will explode, take your experiment, or simply Is it a bomb, or take your experiment?"

"Right, we must also be careful of the fishermen. Last time, the fish people cleaned up the coastline. The fishermen donated a lot of stinky mud fish. On a hot day, they stinked in the middle. The taste can be smelled even in ten miles... .. I rushed under the waterfall for three days. I still remember when I donated the donation, the pastor’s sister despised my eyes, it was just looking at the dirty things."

The addition of the pastor companion, although very funny, but I can not laugh, but inexplicably want to cry

"There are half of the sheep, it’s a pothole. Those little things are actually paid for by wool, or Lengen!! You can imagine holding a handful of wool in one hand, taking a few steps, and counting it once. Avoid the feeling of missing a few, can't turn over..."

"There are also Paladins of the same kind. Everyone is poor, but they don't want to hang each other. I met one..."

Soon, the consultation became a complaint meeting of the companions, and I became more and more desperate for the future Paladin career.

"..... At least, the paladin is golden, and it’s a woman!!"

But soon, the reality once again gave me a great deal.

"Do you have a house? Is there a mount? Is there savings?"

I live in a public dormitory, full of people who are full of smelly sweat, naturally can not be used to get married, the church is accompanied by the mount, but the war horse how I can afford it, boarding in the church, can only ride when fighting, then During the war, the forage public reimbursement... As for savings, huh, huh, sister, goodbye, sister goodbye.

After being beaten several times, I finally met a simple and lovely girl. She didn't care about my poor condition and was willing to fall in love with me!

"Ah, how beautiful and kind she is, she is my goddess."

When we are surprised, we are holding hands at the most, taking a walk together, and taking a deeper step, she always refuses.

At that time, I was very strange, but I tried hard. After all, she was so pure, but after five years, I was thirty years old, and I couldn’t stand it anymore. I asked my head.

"Ah? The Paladin is not a knight of the gods, do you want to stop your life forever?"

"I X!! We are paladins, not monks (a few martial arts who will swear to vows will stay away from women for a lifetime)!"

I spent a lot of energy to get the difference between the monk and the paladin, but then it was a desperate answer.

"That..... I am sorry, I just want to talk about pure spiritual love to find you, then I can't promise you, can we still be friends in the future?"

"Friends?! Friends, your sister! I am thirty years old! My classmates have a dozen children."

That night, in the dormitory full of stinky men, I cried a mess, and my colleagues sat silently by my side and gave me comfort.

"Do you know Aru? The genius paladin of Lucca?"

I remembered the winner of life, his girlfriend, beautiful and rich.

"Do you want to do it? I don't think I am sad enough."

"He stunned. It has already transformed the chaotic black knight. His white beauty friend is a demon, just to make him squat. He is close to him....."

"This is the first few? In advance, many people in the church have long suspected why such a good woman will find a paladin and give him a warning, but he does not believe, no, probably, he also knows himself. Just, deceive yourself and want to enjoy a happy life."

"Oh, everyone is numb, and the women who go to find them are basically rejected. The basics of relying on them are all problematic. The teachings of the church also prohibit everyone from spending money to solve physiological problems. Even if they solve themselves, they are all evils that are forbidden. behavior…."

"We are human! Not a beast! Two days ago, the relationship between the two paladins of Xishan was exposed and they were expelled from the church. They were all my comrades. I also sent them, but, it seems that they are I am very happy, I can be together in the future...but they are all men! It’s all normal people who like women! It’s really going to happen for a long time! The church’s foundation is getting more and more!”

"Actually, I started to think that men are barely able to accept....."

"Actually, I am, or else, let's try?....."

Since the sudden appearance of the "couple" that suddenly appeared, I was completely desperate, such as the walking dead is alive .....

"Want to leave the church? Not a paladin? You have no other technology to support your family. You are two years old. It’s easy to start talking about it. The only thing that can be transferred seamlessly is the black knight. Are you sure you want to try it? ?"

When I was desperate for life and even sent to a dangerous underground world, I did not refuse it. What is dangerous, at least I can stay away from more and more foundations around me!

But here, the turn of life suddenly came.

“Nanxiang Law School? Recruit short-term trainees, recommend work? Paladin free admission! Is this true?”

"Try it, it can't be worse anyway."

I entered Nanxiang with a lucky attitude. After all, when I was older, I learned things slowly.

But very quickly, I discovered that the power of the law they taught is actually not much different from the power of my light. The light of the silver law is the subordinate concept of the source of order, like the Holy Light. Many skills and abilities. Can be easily converted, get started very fast.

Moreover, they really work! ! No, it’s not a package job, it’s still not graduated. My old guy is actually being competed by more than a dozen home units.

"Sheriffs, police officers, judges and other judicial personnel are all well-known social upper-class people! I am a useless old guy, and there is a day of dead wood!"

"We don't have annoying churches and gods to serve. We believe in the code, uphold justice and justice, but we, too, people, we also have to eat. We are a college that Nanxiang comes out to deal with criminals and villains. It is easy. Loose, that is, not to be a public security officer such as a security officer, all kinds of security work can also be easily trusted, and, in the same order, the fair knight will never sin, strictly abide by vows and secrets, won the trust of employers, promotion It’s just right.”

At that time, the teacher spoke generously on the stage, but I experienced too much, I don't believe it.

"But after that, everything changed!! As the teacher at the time said, after graduation, I worked at a large chamber of commerce, and only worked 20 days a month at the front desk to drive away the troublesome soft eggs and maintain law and order. The monthly salary is actually 10,000 gold coins, 10,000 gold coins!! It is more than 200 times that of the Paladin! There is no need to wind and rain, no risk of life!!"

"Hey, you said that the Paladin can do it too? Stupid, the Paladin is a knight who serves the gods and the light, how can I accept employment!"

"And, very quickly, after saving the money to buy a house, I found her beloved! I also bought a cute little dragon horse, with a red dragon blood, a thousand miles a day, can also spurt fire, I am finally a knight, Instead of sending the mount to the infantry in the church."

"Some time ago, I told the past comrades about the past news. They actually ran over. Now, everyone has graduated from Nanxiang. Some people have become city garrison officers. Some people have been urban management. Some people have become big. The judge, the two base knights, after earning money, actually became their own boss, married his wife, and had a son!!"

"The Paladin brothers, come to be a fair knight, seamlessly transfer to retain all power, do not say, everyone is still fighting for order, the church will be happy to see everyone's transfer. After all, they do not have much money to raise You are."

"Which is the power of learning order? The underground sulfur mountain is looking for Nanxiang. After learning the technology and paying the fee, the person who uses the light will be exempted from the test. The first month will be the tuition fee. The trial will not charge any fees in January. We are south. Xiang’s slogan is to study hard, work hard, upgrade and raise salary, come together, and greet Bai Fumei! Mother no longer has to worry that I can't find a job, and I can be a big boss.”

“This is just a slogan? Are you still worried that you can't find a job? Let me calculate it for you. Every city needs a police officer, a sheriff, every company needs security personnel, and every government needs a judicial system. How big is this job opportunity. You, the pioneer of the law, the age of chong children, actually still worried that you can't find a job? Come to Nanxiang, teach the package. The graduation of the Church is equal to unemployment, we Nanxiang, have not graduated yet. Can work!"

All of the above are the contents of a leaflet, and the settler is the supreme judge of the Supreme Court of Sulphur Mountain City.

"Hey, it’s too much. The Archbishop of the Holy Light, Bill, is said to have seen the flyer, fainted on the spot, and almost blew the brain directly!!"

Yes, I am digging the corner of the Church of the Light, or digging for it.

Of course, he will vomit blood. Although it is a propaganda soft text I wrote, it is all true and credible, and the pain of all the churches and priests.

After all, I used to be a paladin. Many of these cases have real human prototypes..... A mysterious heartache resonates, and I can’t help but secretly say, "Fortunately, I am no longer a bad paladin."

At this time, I smiled at Adam’s question about excessive or not.

"What's too much, when I personally handed the flyer to those urban management, they were happy!!"

They are of course happy that they were not allowed to fully integrate into the judicial system and now allow them to practice the power of the law, which is equivalent to my judicial system and Sulphur Mountain City completely accepting them.

They have proved their loyalty with blood and effort, and I have turned them out, it is too unpopular.

"...you have made the Knights of the Lights of the City Management all converted into the Knights of the Law? This news has not told Old Bill, I am afraid he can't hold on."

"I said, send someone to report directly!"

"Adult!! You vomit blood again!! This is the twentieth of this month! It will rain, and the mother will marry, can't control it. We will go back to the world."

"The Archbishop is not good. Many Paladins and priests have seen the flyers and said they are going to Nanxiang. We can't stop it!!"

Archbishop of the Holy Light continues to spurt blood...

Listening to Eliza's return to the bishop, when she learned that the city management was collectively converted, she was first horrified, then vomited blood directly, and finally staged a farce. I smiled proudly.

"I want your old boy to retain his strength when he is in trouble. He also preached after the war. The tiger does not eat people. You should be a sick cat, deserve it!"