MTL - The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich-Chapter 95 out of control

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"The wise man has become a foolish fool, and he is the easiest fish to hook; because he is highly educated and can't see his own arrogance. The fool's stupidity is not unusual, and the wise man's stupid thing makes people laugh and belly; because he uses The full ability to prove that he is stupid."

"There is a wise king in a stupid country. He thinks he is more noble than the gods."

"Oh, my brother, please don't say that. The majestic king, he is wielding the supreme scepter, and is planning to climb the supreme throne. If you are against him, be careful to be lifted by him with a scepter covered with locusts. , beat you up."

"Oh, the little king, even the real words are not allowed to say it. The arrogant declaration, the **** of the law as the rant of the country, is provoking the gods in the sky to laugh."

"Hey, who gave the funny king's self-confidence, thinking that he is short-lived and his country, can look down on the person who has entered immortality?"

"Maybe, it’s because he has a big voice, at least, he’s screaming and frightened, and the crows can’t help but tremble.”

"Maybe, because he is very rich, at least, he is so rich that he can decorate trees with jewels and use carpets to lay roads."

"Perhaps, because he is very strong, at least, the forty-six hapless, is planning to offer his own flag, and he is acting as a running dog."

The funny three, under the encirclement of the legends, still sang their own songs.

"Ha ha ha ha!" "Hehehehe!"

The hall was already in chaos. In the trembling of the nobles (crows), the laughter of the three dwarfs merged into one.

"The emperor's voice is very loud? Hey, his roar may spread throughout the country, but that person never needs to roar, even if he faces a farmer who has nothing, even if he faces the question of noble demigod, he just throws out his own code. Mans and the other side talked about the truth of our Sulphur Mountain City."

"Let's wait. Let the great time identify the weight of the words. After three hundred years, how much ashes remain in the great king, whether his arrogant words have become a historical laughing stock, and whether the silent immortal has already Realized my own ideas and changed the whole world with my own rules."

"The emperor's country is very rich? Hey. In order to decorate the facade, he opened his own treasury with extravagance, decorated the trees with jewels, and used milk to irrigate the river. Our countryman judge is not so rich, he often has overdrafts. Wages. You have to owe the store to prepare the bread for tomorrow."

"But in his country, as long as you work hard, you will not starve. If you follow the law, you will be able to obtain dignity. Everyone in his office can go in and complain about his troubles. The expectation of the future. In your country, it is the world where people eat people. The greedy aristocrats are the wolves, the sly merchants are sheep in front of the wolves, but the tigers and leopards before the civilians. And you, the great king, The supreme person who feeds on the wolves and the tiger leopards has been to the civilian areas in the suburbs to listen to the "shen yin" that the lambs are so painful that they can't live. Hear how they sell and abandon women. Just to fill today. Belly?"

"Imperial kingdom is very powerful? Hey, I heard that your Royal Guard is the elite of the Silver Cross (the symbol of the silver scale). Can your voice tremble in the neighboring countries? You know that the underground world in the jungle is the golden triangle. They (the symbol of the golden order) are just the cannon fodder under the flames of war. You know that we have just destroyed the demon count and his army, which is enough to match the true God. After exiling the dragon that led the countless dragons, the one has the Golden Triangle Guard. The Beastmaster. Also was taken down the first level."

"We don't have the noble nobles who guard the territory and the subjects, because our territory does not belong to anyone. Our city has no army, and as long as the shadow of war approaches our last home, each of us is a warrior who has everything. We There are many enemies. But we have more friends to trust. And you, the great king, the emperor of the jealous god, you feel that when you lose the crown and the scepter, when your homeland is threatened with the demise, How many nationals are willing to contribute to you? How many aristocrats will die with the country? How many allies will come to save you, instead of cutting you in the back?"

"The young emperor holding the scepter of corruption, you think it is your majestic king, but in fact it is a clown who is sensational."

"If you murder your unbelievers, you think you can look down on that person, but no matter what character or existence, you can't even compare that person's little finger!"

"You are a fool of the true God, you are rich because you are strong, but in fact you don't even know what is really strong. In front of that adult, be humble in the face of true power."

"You are embarrassed because of you."

“It’s actually hard to see.”

"You are a joke."

Ok, between the sings and the ones, Dassos’s face has turned into pig liver color. In the end, all the three dwarfs were caught by the emperor’s personal bodyguards. Perhaps, it should be said that they found that they could not beat, they did not hesitate to The hand surrendered, but some people felt it keenly, and it was far from the end.

Hoyle, they don't think about the country's general trend. They are even more ill-healthy, but they know who gave the Sulphur Mountain City residents good days, so even if you are the supreme king, just insult the benefactors they have in mind. They still dare to spoil your dog's blood.

The human king who ridiculed the true God, ridiculed the king's dwarf goblin and the gray dwarf, in the eyes of the beholder, especially in my eyes, this is destined to go into the annals of history.

Sure enough, things have changed two days later.

"...the three nonsense words were compiled into a funny bar tune. Now many middle and lower pubs and teahouses are singing, and they have spread. I am afraid I can’t stop it."

The historical trend is indeed unstoppable, but the so-called general trend is composed of countless individuals and events. In the national competition, three people are not worth mentioning, but often, these are not worth mentioning. Made a terrible event.

"There must be the manipulation of the black hands behind the scenes. Most of the lyrics are taken from the original words of the several goblins, and the overall correction processing is carried out. The artistic level is very high. Our music masters and dramatists say that this should be from the hands of the masters. ... also said that maybe it will become a handed down work."

"The Lord of the Law, Bishop Kolos has issued a formal note asking us to quickly release people and explain the disrespect to the God of the Law. The Church of the Light Church, Noor VI. Expressed the height to us through the emergency communication channel. Dissatisfaction, and asked us to explain the disrespect of the true God. And with the serious warnings and concerns of the nine true churches, they asked us to explain."

"The Royal Guards seized the giant robots in the temporary shelters of the three guys. That should be the gift they intended to send. According to the preliminary research of the Royal Society of Engineers, it is indeed very advanced. Many of these technologies are very important for engineering research in China. It is helpful. But unfortunately, the goblin simply refused to cooperate and did not say it. I don’t know who sent the news out. As a result, some people have privately accused the empires of enmity and ridicule the king’s incompetence.

"Intelligence organization 'Midnight Rose' issued a warning, those nonsense talks depicting you to murder the first king in order to climb the throne. Of course, this is filthy, but your prestige is indeed affected. And with that rumor vicious The irony spread, the folks have already called the king a 'folly king of jealousy.' There are people arbitrarily spreading our Oran empire to annex other countries. At least 30 of the forty-six countries are eager to move, they communicate in private. There seems to be a conspiracy."

One bad news after another is on the table. The pen is better than the sword. The young emperor has been the most dangerous challenge since he was enthroned. The invisible enemy in the shadow is the union of countless hostile forces, making it impossible for people to fight back.

I have to say that, in a sense, Dassault’s claim is that he is at least under his authority. His subordinates dare to directly complain about the king's mistakes and various unfavorable status quo, without fear of being angered and sentenced.

"Dasos, this time you are really overdone. The other doesn't matter, but just for the verbal dispute, you put the hat of despising the true God on your head and are hostile to the churches of the gods. It's too stupid. It is."

As a friend and brother of Dassault, only Hemet dared to say the king in the face, but at this time, Dassault was also annoyed. In retrospect, it wasn't at the time that I was cautious about my daily routine.

"Surely, it is right to stay away from women, and beauty is harmful."

Dassos now recalls that he would be so annoyed at the time, and it was still the reason why "Reni" was around.

In front of the woman in love, she was accused of ridiculing face-to-face, sweeping the face, and being cautious and modest in the past, and it is easy to be tempted by the anger of the heart, not to mention the king of a country that has just been in power.

"There are some reasons for that contract. After all, it is the devil's text. The language of the lower plane is somewhat problematic."

The language itself is magical, the language of the lower plane will arouse negative emotions, the slang language in the real language, the language of chaos in the magic, is the language magic of the lower face devil and devil, and The opposite is the kind of supernaturalism, the sacred language, and the like.

Dassos stared at the contract for too long, and was already irritated by negative emotions, and the sword itself was also biased towards chaos. When he walked out of the room, his emotions were very depressed. Being ridiculed in person as a fire index is out of control, and it is a matter of course.

"It’s too late to say that things have happened, and now I want to make up for it."

If it is just a loss of words, it is good to cope, but the weight of the ironic is a stigma of Dassos's ungratefulness and narrowness.

As the strange song spread throughout the city and spread at a rapid rate, before the reputation of the king of the winter wolf, the "beautiful name" of "the jealous king of jealousy" was first poured into the head of Dassault. on.

For the feudal monarchy, authority and dignity are more important than life. The reputation is sometimes equated with the strength itself. When the emperor loses his dignity and reputation, his great aristocrats will naturally not listen to the order.

All this is not a conspiracy of someone, but sometimes, the mistakes accumulated by chance factors are more deadly than the enemy's plot.

In particular, Dassault and the Oran Empire were not monolithic. Although his father and brother fell down, the forces left behind were not completely removed. The warlords and aristocrats in the major divisions were more ambitious. Can reduce the authority and dignity of the king, how can they let go.

And those small countries that have been forced to participate in the covenant have long been full of resentment. If the Oran Empire is completely flawless, it is now flawed. It is natural to attack and seek to get rid of the independence of the sovereign state.

If after three or five years, when Dassault is stable, these are not problems, but recently Dassos forced the covenant to press against the inside and outside, and he was sitting on the crater. Now the words are broken and the opponents will let go.

Therefore, with the unanimous efforts of all parties, the bar minors and rumors spread quickly, and all hidden dangers were simultaneously detonated.

"Since it is already wrong, it is going to be wrong. Put the three into the highest level of jail. Don't let them see anyone. If they are released, they will appear to be weak. Return to Noel VI. The wording is slightly euphemistic, and I apologize for mentioning my failure. As for the Church of the Law of God, it has been offended, and ignore him. As for the rumor, let the intelligence organizations create more rumors and confuse the public opinion... ...."

Even in the face of unfavorable situations, Dassos still proposes a coping style that does not change his face. Although it is a policy to make up for it, it is also very appropriate.

"...this, Your Majesty, Master Hemet, just received two news."

The civil servants who rushed in suddenly stopped talking, apparently not good news.

"Let's say, there is even worse news, I will continue."

"I don't know who passed the bar tune into the royal prison. The goblins are singing all day, and the prisoners are starting to sing. They are laughing at it... Others say that because of this generation The incompetence of the king, the Oran Empire is about to fall into decline."

"Snapped!"

Obviously know that this is the ridicule of the loser's painlessness to himself, but Dassault still can't help but get out of control, and hammered it down. The expensive red nanmu desk broke into two halves.

The room became quiet when it was awkward. For a long while, the Emperor’s knees suppressed the angry bass and thundered like a thunder.

"I know, what's next? What's the bad news?"

The young civil servant replied trembled.

"The Eastern Principality announced that the **** of the law is believed to be the state religion. The Princess Renee guarantees the innocence of the three people in her own name, and guarantees that the gifts they send are invaluable, there is no sin, and we are required to let people go immediately. ""

"Boom! Hey!"

Under this time, the expensive desks were not repaired. After Dassault’s angry slap, the desk was not reimbursed directly, and even the ground was taken out by a pit.

"Sure enough, women are not trustworthy!"

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At the same time, under the river, a figure is diving, and next to him, is a black cat walking underwater.

"Is it here? Is the key reacting? Hold it tight, we don't have much time."

PS: This story has been stuck with the squirrel for two days. I originally planned to use poetry, but it is estimated that it will take two months..... It will slightly imitate Shakespeare’s drama. Shun, continue to ask for a ticket. This card should be faster soon after it has passed.

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