MTL - The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich-Chapter 94 Gift and mocking

Engineering is undoubtedly the most lucrative occupation. As an investor in the Roland series of large robots, as the honorary director of the Sulphur Mountain Engineers Association, with the bottomless expenditure of the series of deep development, the Safe Chamber of Commerce’s Beyer Brothers is almost bankrupt. .

Even so, the Roland series is still an extremely immature product. The big and mighty big robot looks very powerful, but if there is no legendary combat power, it is only a relatively advanced life in the world of strong hands. Targets, and if you add advanced materials to increase your combat power, the money you need is astronomical. So, they want to find a surface that needs high-end combat power to find investors.

The Roland robots brought up are not the latest products of the Roland system. The technology used is discounted second-hand goods, but in the ground world, it is still full of new technology. At least, in the eyes of engineers, this has already It is a very valuable gift.

Giving gifts to the emperor who is about to ascend the throne, or the Oran Empire, which is known for its luxury, as long as the gift is heavier or novel enough, it is predictable to get amazing returns.

The alchemy and engineering of the Oran Empire is also very good, or there will be no floating fleets and magical mechanical dragons in the future. At least the goblin has long been interested in the alchemy, magic and mechanical mixing of alloy steel. The theory of magical mechanics.

They pay attention to the fact that they can switch to the best technology and resources. If they can't, they can exchange gold coins to study funds.

This idea is excellent. If you give it to a good diplomat, most of the time will lead to satisfactory results.

But unfortunately, from the ambassadors headed by Silver Hook. Beyer, plus Kabala and Hoyle, it is doomed to be a mistake.

Kabala, an orphaned goblin born in Sulphur Mountain City, is said to be a master of civil engineering, even if he is a geneaque gnome prince. But obviously it’s self-taught, and I haven’t seen him build a few decent houses, but the individual has a special enthusiasm for the building, often sneaking to study the foundation and top beam of the special building. Even if research, this He also likes to practice hands-on and remove several parts.

Imagine it a little. The result was that the top pillars and foundations of the wooden houses were unloaded, and it was not once or twice that he plunged himself into his own ruins.

In the countless times of making large pits and ruins, the result is that people send the nickname "Dumping the pit to fill the little prince Kabala" and "green skin termite Kabala", which is also the key target of urban management, "Tomorrow Kabala to your home" Into a malicious curse.

Fortunately, he is quite business-minded and his family is quite rich. Individuals have long spent money without the concept of money, and they are always on the edge of the prison after they have been compensated in place and have not caused personal loss.

There is no need to introduce the silver hook. The mobile alchemist expert, the dwarf Hoyle is a master of blacksmiths, but it is also a triathlon of yellow gambling and a famous destroyer.

Make these three living treasures into a gift ambassador. Also, the group of dwarves thought about it.

Just arrived at the destination of the Oran Empire, the gambling club Hoyle indulged in several new casinos for a few nights, and then lost most of the travel expenses, and Kabbalah dug a century-old monastery, lost all the rest Travel expenses, or not, are not too poor to steal the decorations on the roadside trees.

They did go to the palace, but unfortunately these guys have no interaction. More care, they have to insist that the emperor is willing to submit gifts, and they do not even allow the rude guard to touch their own baby, so this sneaky alien is almost regarded as a sinister assassin, gift giving plan It is all the way to send resistance.

If such a day drags on for a few more weeks, if you don’t get into poverty, you can only sell your own gifts and then go home with your travel expenses.

In the first two days, they learned that Hemet House would host a reception. The emperor had to appear in person, and he was delighted to come in and give gifts in person.

But those who did not receive the invitation were obviously aliens, and the guards would naturally not allow them to enter. The result is that the three dwarfs battle the entire Hemet House Guard, with excellent melee experience and personal strength, or the three dwarfs are dominant.

But if you delay for a while, wait for the Royal Guard to come and treat them as an assassin, I am afraid I can’t really clean up.

Fortunately, Dassault came out in time, but unfortunately, this group of lawless dwarfs offended their goal.

"If there is no sincerity, the compliment will hurt the pain of the other father's brother. Are you giving gifts or responsible for pulling hatred?"

Shaking his head and seeing this raging Dassault, knowing that if it doesn't matter, it is definitely the result of venting the anger of the three people who are going out and killing. That is not what I want to see.

"Respected Majesty, since they are coming to give gifts, at least let them present gifts. This will at least reveal the temperament of your great country."

It seems that I don't want to lose face in front of me. I seem to have played a role in dissuading me with a smile.

Taking a deep breath and suppressing the emotions that are about to run away, Dassault nodded.

"Since Luo..... Miss Renee said, I will give you a chance. If you are a stranger, you will show your identity and show your sincerity."

As soon as the three dwarfs negotiated, they began to prepare for the early stage.

"Since you have asked sincerely!"

"We will tell you with great compassion!"

"in order to......"

"Enough! Give me a clear explanation within ten seconds, otherwise I will tie you to the stone anchor and throw it into the river." I was going to listen to them and recently revised the lines I wrote, but obviously Dassos did not have the patience. The emperor's roar made people in the place bow their heads and trembled.

"We are from the Sulphur Mountain City in the underground world. I heard that my Majesty is going to be enthroned, and we will come to our most noble gift."

Sure enough, the threat of life is still effective.

"Under the world?"

In the eyes of the human aristocracy, the legendary underground world is full of evil spirits, killings and wars everywhere, and the ground is not the same thing. I heard that the goblins and gray dwarves said that they came from the underground world. Suddenly, the nobles were full of horror and unbelief. There are many.

"Cough, then show me what the rareness is."

undoubtedly. From the smile of the slightly raised eyebrows and the corners of the mouth, the underground world residents who came thousands of miles away to congratulate themselves on the gift of the throne, let Dasos feel very face.

I am a little relieved, and the idea of ​​this thousand miles of congratulations is really good, as long as there is no accident, even if the gift is not good. Dasos will also pretend to be very satisfied, and most of the rewards will not be less. It is also a good story to spread.

"Look, this is the 20-to-1 small-scale robot on the 88th, and the gift we gave to your Majesty."

From the bag of Kabala full of patches, pull out a dilapidated robot.

It is a used robot that will fall apart at any time. Only one meter high, all of them are green rust. Obviously, the parts are all waste utilization, and there is no such thing as the majesty of the prototype.

The flustered silver hook did not say anything clearly. He meant that the large robot was sent out on the 88th, but because it was too large, it could only be replaced by a proportional pattern.

"Hey. This can be played for kids."

"It is simply an insult to the engineering crystallization of the Oran Empire. Our magic steam armor is more than three meters high. What does it mean to send this over. Does our emperor need a small toy?"

But obviously, in the eyes of the nobility here, there are a few unclear villages that sent a small toy to the emperor.

"Look, he has a drill bit, a main gun, and a power backpack behind it. The technology is the most advanced in Sulphur Mountain City and should be able to help your engineering research..."

I took my forehead, but now the misunderstanding has not been solved. The more the silver hook is seriously explained, the more I despise the engineering and industrial level of the other party, and the more it is irritating.

"Zizizi!" "Hey!" "Boom!"

Ok, no need to explain more. Like other safety brand products, under the debugging of the goblin, the proportional robot first leaked electricity and then slammed into the smoke. Then I exploded.

"Enough! Is this your gift to a king? Perhaps you think I am kind to stupid!"

The magic sword reveals a **** brilliance, and the emperor has no intention of concealing his own killing.

The three people looked at each other and some did not understand that the gift was so heavy. The Ming Eighty-eighth was the highest crystallization of underground world engineering. Why did the other side seem to be mad at the killing? In the end, Kabala Lingji moved and came up with a sigh. idea.

"Since you are not satisfied with this gift, look for other gifts temporarily."

"Adult, this is our gift!"

"Bold!" "Dog!" Seeing Kabala's gift from the sack, the Oran nobles were furious.

It is some familiar jewels, but also the decorations along the Yangtze River Avenue. This is inferior to the cheap jewels that no one has picked up. Was it actually transferred to the highest king?

"Damn, this is worse than stealing the flowers from the girl's favorite flowerbed, and then using this flower to make a bouquet to the original owner." I have nothing to say about this death.

"Oh, it is a waste of my time to care about you."

Fortunately, Dassault smirked and finally shook his head, as if he didn't want to be considered with these goblins.

"Take it on. If you forget, let's go. Um? Sulphur Mountain City? Isn't that the origin of the **** that I have never heard of? Since the inhabitants are like this, it seems that the future is the true God. There is also a countryman. You said that the great gods will escape to the mortal to take refuge, and maybe we will have the gods in the future."

Obviously, the emperor’s sense of humor is very bad. This is a cold joke with a discourse on the true God. It is even more laughable, but...

"The **** of the law has never heard of it. I heard about it some time ago. Now many businessmen have chosen that belief. It is really the church of the inferior."

"Oh, you can see it from these guys. Who knows how the obscure guy became a true god. If you don't go out and step on the shit, it's so inexplicable."

But Dassos is an emperor, so it’s a joke that is not funny. The aristocrats under his command will also try to laugh and follow the trend, but they are not stupid. At least they know that they can’t call the real name of “no sleeper”, otherwise they will cause God’s idea and lower God. Penalties are not fun.

"Enough, you can insult us, but you must not smother the sleepless adults! You stupid humans! You are not even as good as his little fingers."

The goblin's funny shrill screams echoed in the hall, and then, the louder audience laughed.

"No smile, no smile, my silver hook. Bea is not allowed to laugh!"

But the more he screams. The more violent the thunder, the more the human aristocrats laughed louder.

"I don't want to laugh, otherwise my supremely-stricken squatting gods will punish you." It seems that I have confidence in my sense of humor. Dassos pinches the scorpion and vividly imitates it. It makes the laughter always expand, even The ceiling of the hall was opened. Passed outside.

"You.....you know what, you are a group of short-lived ghosts! When you turn into gray, the eyes of the true God begin to cast on you, and you must know how to be humble before the gods. How great are you, the king of mortals. In which eyes, you are nothing."

Well, the anger of the goblin is indeed a fact, but it has hit some people's sensitive self-esteem.

"Oh, at least we can live a rich and beautiful life, and that sulphur mountain city? Haha. If it is really rich enough, it will not let you use the stolen jewels to give gifts! Such a place is actually the **** of the law. Holy Land? Sure enough, the second-rate place can come out like this."

When Dasos’s words came out, the scene suddenly sank, even though he quickly stopped his mouth. Although he did not mention the real name, he could not perceive it. But if this is passed out, I am afraid that the Oran Empire and myself will Become the deadly enemy of the Church of the Law of the Law.

Suddenly, the old dwarf who had been sleepy suddenly smiled.

"The mortal king would dare to smear the gods of heaven. Originally directed at you, the old man will have a cup with you and bet on a game, but unfortunately, you have found the wrong opponent. The silver hook is always full of mouths. Nonsense, but this time, there is nothing wrong with it. Compared with adults who are not sleepless, even if you are compared with the dinosaurs who are still in the mortal world, your kid is not worth his toenails."

"Hey, I have heard of the deeds of that person. Isn't it a judge in the country, suddenly got the approval of the order gods, and then went to heaven?" He said that he was lucky enough to step on the shit, and he was really wrong. ”

The battle between the king and the theocracy is endless. Obviously Dassault has no respect for the **** of the law. Since it is already destined to be offended, it is more sinful.

I was also amazed at the scene in front of me. If the judges of the city management or the Supreme Law defend my dignity here, I would not be surprised at all, but the group of **** in front of me are all changed by the urban management. Gentleman, I have cleaned them several times as a sleepless person. If I don’t remember to hate me, I still help me. Maybe I should check my hearing and vision.

"........ Maybe someone like you can't understand, the underground world is the real hell, the weak is dead, it's just heaven. In a resource-poor world, you can take life for a glass of water. I am a lonely orphan. I am such a bad luck, one day I die in a culvert is the most likely ending, but only Sulphur Mountain City will make my weak people survive. I also gave me the opportunity to learn architecture and survive by my own hands. ""

"When you are rich in resources, you can be born with lucky jewels to decorate trees. We all know that the unlucky ones who struggle for survival know that the weak can live with dignity and let the strong live without relying on the flesh and blood of the hunting weak. How difficult is it, the only thing the world can do is the grown-up."

Kabala, who has remained silent, said so.

"'I dream that one day, my descendants will live in a country that is not based on their race, but on their character's strengths and weaknesses." This sentence is engraved on the gates and squares of Sulphur Hill City. One year, everyone used to regard this as a madman's blink of an eye, but the man, who spent more than a hundred years, accumulated bit by bit, really eliminated the prejudice of race and really fulfilled this dream. ”

"Can you imagine? Kindness and kindness to the dull dark elf knight, peace and quiet to the lazy undead warriors, hardworking friendly and not greedy goblin guys, in Sulphur Mountain City, the race is not important, what is important is what you have done, And what to do."

The old dwarf shook his own wine gourd and killed a large part.

"The king of the mortal world, you may allow the following army to let your army fight for you, let your farm workers work for you, but you can let the ordinary citizens consciously go to the city wall without order, in order to protect the city Everything on my own, investing in a war that is absolutely impossible to overcome? The man did it, and he made the city a home for all residents who are willing to give up all protection."

Inexplicable, the battle against the Count of the Devil came to me, and the lovely citizens who took the initiative to walk on the wall made me smile.

"Oh, it’s just a policy expert. Just give me time, I can do it."

Dasos’s face was blue, but he still refused to accept it.

But at the same time, the screaming of the goblin screamed again in the hall.

"The king of the mortal world, you can see that these guys are not good people, some time ago because some things were locked into the sulphur mountain city cell. And because of some people's conspiracy, the prison wall is pushed It’s here, but we didn’t take the opportunity to escape. Do you know why?”

"Oh, that's how timid you are."

"Oh, my old beard and my old beard are golden steps. According to your humans, they are all extraordinary masters. But guarding us up to a few silver steps, we can't eat anywhere, Why do you want to break into the cell in that city and be angry with your junior?"

The old drunkard also laughed, and the escaped prison was hung up. Afterwards, the choice of his own group of people who did not escape was indeed correct.

"If you do bad things, you will be punished. The guilty will eventually be judged. Only the trial can save the sinner. This sentence is hanging in front of the prison stone, but I am afraid that you guys will not believe, but I can tell you, That man is the axiom of the city. We choose to stay in prison, just trust the man to say, as long as we complete the penalty, as long as we do not touch the bottom line of sin, we can be in the city Alive."

"As long as you sin, you will be punished. As long as you are not guilty, you will be able to live in an upright manner. The gray dwarfs like me are not to be seen in every dungeon. It is doubtful that our eyes are fuller, but in our city, there is no People will be prejudiced because of race. Can you do it if you are a mortal king?"

"Tell a thousand and ten thousand. As a king, can you give a happy home where most people can live and work in peace and want to do everything? If you can't do it, you can't even have a small finger."

"Ha, old drunkard, how can we do it? Haven't you remembered our experience of this road? If we don't have two hands, I am afraid that people have long been ridiculed by evil, and then they have collected all their belongings."

"Oh, this is. Bena, my brother, I am a little homesick, maybe, we should go back."

"Oh, what the greatest king of the past three hundred years, the rumors really can't believe it. There is no heart, no understanding of the wisdom of others, full of embarrassment and prejudice, I think this country will be defeated in his hands sooner or later."

"The mortal king, I know that you pray for immortality, because your short-lived kings are like this. But I am afraid, even if you are really immortal, it is just a zombie who mourns the mortal world. It is never better than the sacrifice of everything, the law of the body. The man who reformed the world by law. Such a vulgar human being should laugh at the gods in the sky and laugh at the fair incarnation. Should I say that I don’t know who is fearless? Or the shameless person is invincible."

After the speech, the three men are going to leave with the sack, but this time, they can’t go.

Under the direction of someone, the two legends that had been buried in the Chamber of Secrets have been blocked in front of them.

"Insulting the king in the face, the sin of disrespect, and turning me into the dungeon! I see if your fair incarnation will save you."

Looking at Dassos's face, I want to kill someone's face, I know that it is useless to say anything at this time.

"Hey. Going to check the information again, the royal dungeon is there? It's really asking me trouble." Even so, but inexplicably, my mood has become very good.