President, Our Egg Is Lost-Chapter Fifty-Five: Must not transform into my original form! Must not!

note: there are two parts to this chapter. the second half is the smut scene that I found posted on the author’s weibo. you won’t miss out on anything plot related if you skip the nsfw portion, since that’s how it was posted on jwwxc. if you would like to read it, make sure to hit the pages: 2 button at the end of the chapter!

Ji XiaoYu slept for a whole day and it wasn’t until late in the evening when he couldn’t stand his hunger anymore and woke up.

He opened his eyes and looked around, hey, where is this?

A spacious bedroom that was several times larger than the dorms of HongLe Garden, with a king-size bed wide enough for five adults to lie side by side comfortably and simple furnishings in black and white – wasn’t this the master bedroom of a certain man? He had slept here for one night a month ago……

“Cheep.” The pillow shifted up and down as a fluffy little guy came over, crying at him softly.

Ji XiaoYu instantly bounced up, picking up the chick to kiss him. He grinned and said, “Baby is so sweet!”

After the long day, the chick looked a little more energetic than when he had first hatched in the morning. He walked a lot more steadily and his eyes were darker and brighter.

Then, the bedroom door was pushed open and Cheng YuTang appeared in the doorway, wearing an apron, “Baby, are you awake? Do you want to eat?”

The man and chick on the bed turned their heads at the same time.

“Yes!”

“Cheep!”

Ji XiaoYu: “……”

The chick child: “???”

Ji XiaoYu was a little annoyed. “This is all your fault. Everyday saying ‘baby baby’, you’ve made your son all confused.”

Cheng YuTang walked in and sat down to the bed, smiling as he took him in his arms, “It’s okay, you’re Big Baby and our son is Little Baby.”

“No, it’s not easy to tell those apart!” Ji XiaoYu glared at him, “Our son is born now, don’t we have to give him a name?”

“Mm, that’s true.” Cheng YuTang thought carefully for a while, “How about FengLai? Formal name: Cheng FengLai. Our son was born in FengLai Ridge, a treasured place full of feng shui, which is an auspicious sign. Moreover, our son inherited a pheasant lineage from your half, so he’ll certainly grow up to be as beautiful and impressive as you.”

(t/n: FengLai can mean ‘the future phoenix’ so CYT is saying their baby will be as beautiful a ‘phoenix’ as his daddy in the future <3)

Ji XiaoYu couldn’t help but feel overjoyed after hearing this. He clapped his hands, saying, “Okay, okay, he’ll be called FengLai!”

The chick was also very excited so he flapped his wings, “Cheep!”

Ji XiaoYu thought it over again and thought this was a bit unfair, so he said, “You gave our son his formal name, so I get to give him his childhood name!”

Cheng YuTang laughed and said, “Okay.”

What’s good to call him? Ji XiaoYu held his chin and thought hard. He raked his mind over and over, thinking about the dots like ink on his belly feathers. After a long time, he slapped his thigh and said, “I got it! Didn’t we always call our son Xiao DengPao before he hatched? His childhood name will be PaoPao! Well, isn’t it cute?”

(t/n: reminder, dengpao meant lightbulb – and slang of third wheel – but making it paopao means bubbles)

The chick child: “……”

Cheng YuTang: “…Yes, very cute, then we’ll call him PaoPao.”

Although this name was a little emmm, but the little thing used so much effort to come up with it, so Cheng YuTang had to like it.

Ji XiaoYu tapped his son’s little head and kissed him as he spilled out a series of words affectionately, “PaoPao, PaoPao, PaoPao.”

Cheng PaoPao turned around in his hand and waved his butt at him.

Ji XiaoYu wondered, “What’s going on with PaoPao? Why does he look a little upset?”

Cheng YuTang coughed, “It’s nothing, our son is probably hungry.”

Ji XiaoYu immediately said, “Aiya, I’m hungry too. I haven’t eaten all day, I’m starving to death!”

Cheng YuTang chuckled, saying, “Then go wash and then bring PaoPao downstairs to eat, I’ve already finished cooking.”

“Right away!” Ji XiaoYu put his son on the pillow and rushed out of bed and into the bathroom. He saw a cup on the washstand with a new toothbrush that had toothpaste squeezed on it already. He didn’t need to ask who had prepared it. He picked it up and started to brush from side to side happily.

Mhm, it’s good to have found a virtuous, worthy man!

He came out after washing up just in time to see Cheng YuTang putting the chick on his head.

Usually when the man was out in public, he was fashionable and acted rigorously to keep up his reputation. But at this moment, he was wearing casual house clothes, with an apron around his waist. His hair looked a bit messy with his little feathery addition. He didn’t look at all like an overbearing president and Ji XiaoYu’s heart raced a bit.

Acting was better than having your heart heat up. He ran up and stood on his tiptoes, taking the initiative to kiss the man on the lips.

Cheng YuTang totally wasn’t prepared for this surprise attack. He jerked around, not holding Cheng PaoPao steady, who almost fell off his head and grievously cried, “Cheep!”

Ji XiaoYu was a little embarrassed and laughed “heh heh”. He quickly pet his son’s head.

Cheng YuTang’s lips twitched a tiny bit. He bowed his head and kissed him on the forehead, then took his hand, “Come, let’s eat.”

Ji XiaoYu went to the kitchen on the first floor and found on the dining table, in addition to the beautiful, fragrant four dishes and a soup, there was also a delicate babao tray holding a rich variety of things: clear water, grass seeds, fresh green vegetable leaves, milled rice and corn, as well as some kind of finely minced meat.

Cheng YuTang explained, “I didn’t know what PaoPao likes to eat, so I looked up the food that pheasants usually eat online and I prepared a little of each.”

Cheng PaoPao waving his wings very excitedly and chattered out a “cheep cheep”. He couldn’t wait to jump from Cheng YuTang’s head to the table and, with his unsteady position, he fell face-first to the surface, shocking the two fathers.

But before the dads could reach out to help, Cheng PaoPao jumped up and ran to the side of the tray, where he pecked this way and that, eating from the compartments in a little circle.

Ji XiaoYu was suddenly a bit jealous of what was prepared for his son, which was a lot finer and more abundant than what he used to eat on Xiao Qing Shan.

Cheng YuTang saw what he was thinking inside, so he smiled and led him to sit at the table, “Okay, what do you want to eat, Big Baby? I’ll make sure you’re satisfied with your food. Eat happily, okay?”

The words ‘Big Baby’ made his face flush and he agreed shamelessly, “Okay!”

Cheng PaoPao seemed to have a pretty good appetite. He tasted every kind of food his father had prepared and, in the end, his stomach bulged out obviously like a little sack. His little body couldn’t stand up.

Ji XiaoYu was afraid that the little guy had eaten too much and had hurt himself, so he lectured him personally, “PaoPao, you can’t be so greedy in the future, you know? Otherwise, what if you burst your little belly?”

Cheng YuTang watched him with his face all covered in rice grains and sauce, seriously playing the role of a strict father. He couldn’t help but laugh, taking Cheng PaoPao in his own hands and gently rubbing his belly with a finger.

As Cheng PaoPao’s belly was rubbed by his father for a while, he became more and more comfortable. Then he energetically stood up on his own, trotted to the edge of his own tray. He turned his back to one of the compartments, then his little butt shook, his little feet pedaled, and he began to struggle.

Ji XiaoYu had a bad hunch. He was just about to open his mouth to stop him when a “pututu” sound came from Cheng PaoPao and he pooped in the tray. The size was pretty impressive, several times larger than the one that had been left in his hand that morning. free𝚠𝚎𝚋𝒏𝚘ѵ𝐞l.𝑐oｍ

Ji XiaoYu: “……”

Cheng YuTang: “……”

Ji XiaoYu couldn’t even look at it. He said bitterly in pain and sorrow, “Cheng PaoPao, that’s your rice bowl, not a toilet, how could you poop in it?!”

“Cheep?” Cheng PaoPao pulled back his head a bit in fear and subconsciously went to Cheng YuTang to hide.

Cheng YuTang gathered up the chick in his hands and said, amused, “It’s okay, PaoPao was just born, it’s normal for him not to understand. We’ll just teach him slowly. He’s so smart, it won’t take long for him to learn.”

Sour, Ji XiaoYu snorted, “Don’t be so indulgent with him, what if he gets spoiled?”

My son is really heartless. I toiled hard to lay him, and incubated him for eight and a half month; I poured my heart and soul out for him. But after one day, he’s already sold himself to the father who once thought about avoiding him out of dislike. This isn’t fair!

As if it were only natural, Cheng YuTang said, “PaoPao suffered so much before he was hatched. He should experience happiness after hatching. Being spoiled like this is how he should be.”

Ji XiaoYu was speechless.

Cheng YuTang smiled and kissed his face, “Of course, our Big Baby should also.”

Ji XiaoYu’s face heated and his heart ached from sweetness,

After the family of three had enough to eat and drink, Cheng YuTang put the dishes in the dishwasher, then turned back and asked, “Would you like to watch “Chicken Run”?”

“Want, want, want!”

“Cheep cheep cheep!”

So the family of three went to the projection room on the second floor, which was arranged very comfortably. The floor was covered with carpets and there was a set of sofas as wide as a bed.

Cheng YuTang put the disc into the projector and turned it on. He turned the lights off and sat on the couch, patting his thigh and gesturing towards the curious Ji XiaoYu, “Come here.”

Ji XiaoYu sat on this human couch while holding Cheng PaoPao. He thought the man’s hard leg muscles were a little uncomfortable, so he twisted his butt left and right, trying to find a more comfortable position.

His earlobe was suddenly bit gently and then the man’s low, deep voice followed, “Baby, don’t move any more, or else -”

Ji XiaoYu went numb all over, then he felt something under his butt. The shape was very distinctive and obvious. He couldn’t stop his ears from going red. So he obediently nestled into his arms and didn’t dare to move again.

The movie began and a group of lively, amusing chickens appeared on the screen. Cheng PaoPao cried out in excitement, so Ji XiaoYu cleared his mind and watched along with him.

A few months ago, he had only watched about 20 minutes of this movie, but he had been thinking back on it this whole time. Right now, though he had the chance to watch the whole thing, he couldn’t pay much attention, because the thing under his butt kept making its presence known, making it really difficult for him to concentrate. When the film ended an hour and a half later, he basically had no reaction, just sitting on Cheng YuTang, motionless.

“Baby, do you want to watch something else?”

“No, no!”

Ji XiaoYu suddenly stood up and Cheng YuTang quickly straightened out his pants in the darkness and then asked, “It’s half past ten, are you sleepy? Do you want to bathe and sleep?”

Ji XiaoYu had slept all day long, so he actually wasn’t very sleepy right now, but he quickly replied, “Yes.”

It doesn’t matter what I do, as long as I can get out of this embarrassing situation right now.

“Then go bathe first, your pajamas are in the wardrobe in the master bedroom, I’ll be right there”

“Okay!”

Ji XiaoYu didn’t think about anything else, heading up the stairs with Cheng PaoPao, lying in his hair, having fallen asleep who knew when.

Entering the master bedroom, he carefully put the chick on a pillow first, then opened the wardrobe and took a look. There were several sets of pajamas hanging inside, looking like his size at a glance, all embroidered with a pattern of cute little yellow chickens. Who knew when or how Cheng YuTang bought them.

He pulled a set out at random and was just about to go take a shower when he suddenly realized that there was a problem. This was Cheng YuTang’s room. Did he want to bathe in his bathroom and then wait for him in that big bed to sleep with him?

He blushed unconsciously, kind of wanting to run away.

After a moment of hesitation, he clenched his jaw. He lifted his chin and marched into Cheng YuTang’s bathroom.

I’m a man, afraid of nothing!

And it’s not like we haven’t slept together before, so what does it matter?!

After he bathed out of vanity and had just got into the bed, Cheng YuTang came in. He had a small basket in hand, filled with clean, soft hay and a small towel.

Curious, Ji XiaoYu asked, “Hey, what’s that for?”

“A nest for PaoPao, so he can sleep alone. This will keep him from accidentally getting crushed on the bed.”

Cheng YuTang looked at him, his gaze shifting from his fair, flushed face to his delicate, slender collarbone. He lingered in the shadows there for a few seconds before turning around casually, gently lifting the sleeping Cheng PaoPao from the pillow and placing him in the small basket. He covered him with the small towel and put the small basket on the fluffy carpet next to the bed.

What a good idea, my child’s father is so attentive! Ji XiaoYu lay on the edge of the bed to watch his son sleep. He looked at him from one angle, then another, then from upside down; he just couldn’t look enough.

It was only when the sound of water came from the bathroom that he got distracted.

Looking up, the water vapor on the dense glass wall of the bathroom faintly reflected a tall, indistinct figure. It didn’t look very realistic, but could still inspire a certain someone’s imagination.

Anyway, he had seen it all before, so the image of that body appeared in his mind, focusing on the strength and beauty of it, those shoulders, that chest, those ab muscles, that Adonis belt, those long, long legs……

Ji XiaoYu gulped down a mouthful of drool without realizing. The heat that had developed in his body while watching the movie had just calmed down, but now it was stirred up again, even stronger than before, making him feel dried out from the heat.

No, no, how can this be! The expression my child’s father wore when he went into the bathroom earlier was so serious, how can I think of something that’s so frivolous?

He quickly turned his head, ashamed of his own shamelessness, and continued to stare at his son’s innocent sleeping face, trying to drive out some of the unruly images in his mind.

Less than two minutes later, the phone that Cheng YuTang had placed on the bedside table rang. His phone was the same exact model as Ji XiaoYu’s, except that one shell was silver and the other was gold.

Ji XiaoYu didn’t mean to peek; he just glanced at it inadvertently and saw the message.

【YuTang-Gege, there are only a few days left in the New Year. When are you coming back? 】

YuTang-Gege…… What the hell is with this cavity-inducing name?

He took another look. The sender’s avatar was a photo of a woman playing the violin. This woman was one Ji XiaoYu had met once: the uninvited guest who came to the door a few months ago to find Cheng YuTang – Qiao YaGe.

Ji XiaoYu was suddenly vigilant inside, this woman isn’t seeking out Cheng YuTang’s heart, right? But what else could it mean to suddenly send this kind of message?

Counting the days, it seemed that the day after tomorrow was the last day of the lunar year, Chinese New Year’s Eve. Cheng YuTang’s parents were in the capital. Was he supposed to go back to be with his parents? Then he would meet up with Qiao YaGe, with Ji XiaoYu and their son not with him. His feelings for this father and son might fade, and then…… ƒ𝗿e𝘦𝚠𝗲𝚋n𝚘ν𝙚𝗹.𝑐o𝙢

Ji XiaoYu shook his head hard, no, I’ll never allow that kind of thing to happen!

That man is mine, belonging to me and our son, not even a single hair on his head can be given to others!

He had to hurry up and, in this limited two-day period, leave the deepest impression on this man, to make him completely uninterested in other people!

Gotta calm down, gotta be calm, must not transform into my original form! Must not!

Just then, the bathroom door opened and Cheng YuTang walked out. A towel was wrapped around his waist and water was dripping from the tips of his hair.

The beads of water fell on his well-defined chest, sliding down those sexy abs, crossing a few strands of hair, and finally disappearing beneath the bath towel.

Ji XiaoYu couldn’t help but swallow his drool again. He immediately took off the upper part of his little yellow chicken pajamas and dropped it on the floor. And, like a brave, heroic warrior who was about to face his death, he said, “My child’s father, let’s dual cultivate!”

His child’s father: “……”

Cheng YuTang had been battling his own urges since they had started watching the movie and it hadn’t been easy to endure. Just now, when he was bathing in the bathroom, he had been trying to figure out how to seduce his Big Baby, so he would easily get onboard and so that he could smoothly eat up this fresh, tasty pheasant.

No way, who was it who made the face of my child’s dad so thin? He’s usually so bashful.

He had been so hungry for so long. He had previously been delayed because of this matter. Now they were in a good location and they were both at ease, so he would feel sorry for himself if he didn’t get a bite.

He had repeatedly rehearsed several beautiful man strategies to himself previously. But before he could implement what he had thought up in the bathroom earlier, he immediately got erect due to Ji XiaoYu’s stunning invitation and the shining whiteness of his bare upper body, all his blood pooling in a certain place.

Ji XiaoYu saw the significant change in the man’s body at a glance and his face began to flush. He subconsciously wanted to cover his face and hide. On second thought, this is no good, he thought, I can’t just lure the man with arousal, I have to fuck him!

So he took off his pajama pants too, leaving only a little pair of white underwear, and then resolutely jumped in front Cheng YuTang. He got up on his tiptoes and kissed him.

Because he used too much force, the two men’s mouths banged together and it was so painful Ji XiaoYu almost cried out. The other man must have been hurt too because he sucked in a gasp of air.

Ji XiaoYu, afraid of being turned away, quickly apologized in shame, “Sorry, sorry, I promise I’ll be a bit softer next time!”

Cheng YuTang Xiao chuckled lowly, “It’s okay, continue.”

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Footnotes:

1. Childhood name (小名): nickname/pet name for a child, used by family and close friends until the child is older and uses their formal name

2. Babao tray (八宝托): eight treasure tray

3. beautiful man strategies (美男计): slang reference to beautiful women strategies aka honeypot schemes by spies, modified to refer to a beautiful man