Signing-In: The Lazy Moon Goddess-Chapter 309: Sun Wukong

After the drunken episode last night, Tan Bingyu and Yue Xuexia woke up with a bad hangover. Not only are their heads tingling as soon as they wake up, but they can’t even remember what happened after they drank that monkey wine last night.

In Yue Xuexia’s room, the lady woke up holding on to her throbbing head, and her features as soon as she woke up were bad. She had black circles under her eyes and wrinkles on her forehead.

Ugh!

"My head hurts a lot. What the hell happened?" mumbles Yue Xuexia. fɾēewebnσveℓ.com

Taiyang appeared before him carrying a bowl of hangover soup, which was made by Shen Jueyang.

"Good morning, Yangyang~," said Yue Xuexia, looking so tired so early in the morning.

"Morning. Drink this. He made you a sobering soup. Also, it’s better if you use your skills to ease your headache. Can you remember anything that happened last night?" asked Taiyang.

Yue Xuexia carefully drinks his hangover soup and asks, looking bewildered early in the morning.

"Last night? Did something happen last night?" said Yue Xuexia.

Taiyang didn’t know whether to feel relief or not knowing that Yue Xuexia didn’t remember anything that happened last night, especially how she had destroyed the tree house and kicked out Shen Jueyang, so he flew all the way to the river at the edge of the village.

"No. It’s alright. Nothing much happened except that you had kicked Shen Jueyang," said Taiyang.

Yue Xuexia looked confused and shocked. "I kicked Jueyang! Ha! But why?"

"How would we know that you are a bad drunk? We tried to stop you, and Shen Jueyang was kicked by you. You should look at the nice hole you made in the living room," said Taiyang.

Suddenly, they heard Shen Jueyang’s voice calling them over.

Shen Jueyang said, "Breakfast is ready. If you’re awake. Come over!"

"For now, let’s have breakfast," said Taiyang as he and Yue Xuexia headed to the dining area.

On the way, Yue Xuexia saw the huge hall in the treehouse, which looked like some kind of meteor had passed through.

Yue Xuexia asked, "I... I did that?"

"Yes. I failed to take a video, but it was hilarious to see Shen Jueyang fly out of the house like that. Hahaha~" said Taiyang.

Shen Jueyang heard Taiyang’s words threw the wooden cup towards his head and said, "Do you still want your breakfast?"

"Alright. I’m not going to laugh anymore," Taiyang said while trying so hard to hold back his laughter.

After all, that was the first time he had seen his main body looking so pathetic. He was especially depressed when he got back. Yue Xuexia truly couldn’t remember what happened that night. She can only apologize to Shen Jueyang after learning he had kicked him away.

"Jueyang, sorry. I didn’t mean to kick you. I... I might not be myself when I am drunk," said Yue Xuexia.

Shen Jueyang stares at her, making her a bit uncomfortable. Seeing that she truly could recall what happened, he could only sigh and walk towards her and lift his clothes. Yue Xuexia and Taiyang said a black bruise over his abs and his shape is exactly a perfect foot shape.

"I have a few broken ribs, and the healing pills can’t heal it at all. Please heal me," said Shen Jueyang.

Yue Xuexia looked at those perfectly shaped abs, looking firm and proportionally shaped. However, this beautiful sight was destroyed by a foot-shaped bruise. She was dazed for a moment and lifted her left foot and placed it over the bruise. It was a perfect fit, making Taiyang laugh.

She mumbles, "Damn, it’s a perfect fit."

Hahahaha~

Taiyang was laughing his ass out at the corner as he watched the scene between his original body and Yue Xuexia. He didn’t expect Yue Xuexia to react this way and even checked the bruise shape to see if it would fit her feet size. Unfortunately, the foot bruise was a perfect fit.

Shen Jueyang sighed and gently pulled Yue Xuexia’s foot down.

"Stop playing. Healing, please," he said.

Yue Xuexia nodded her head and placed one of her hands over the bruise. Her hands were a bit cold and Shen Jueyang shivered instinctively. Not because her hands were cold but because her hand was directly touching him. A golden-silver light covered the wound and immediately disappeared under this light. The bruise faded and the broken ribs were reattached.

Yue Xuexia lightly hit his stomach and said, "All done."

The light hit made Shen Jueyang feel a tingling in his stomach and took a deep breath. However, for Yue Xuexia who had a lot of older cousin brothers, this kind of interaction was normal for her. She didn’t feel anything bad or weird about it.

She even asked, "Where is Sister Bingyu?"

"Meditating. She is about to break through to Nascent Soul. It was all thanks to the Monkey Wine last night," said Taiyang.

Shen Jueyang served the food and a grilled salmon, olived white rice with seaweed strips as well an omelette was served on the table. There is even a fruit salad and a seaweed soup. The breakfast is simple yet appetizing. As for the two men, one hugged a rice bucket as a plate and the other was hogging another rice cooker for himself. But Yue Xuexia is used to this scene and just eats her part.

While eating, Yue Xuexia recalled that she herself had drunk that monkey wine, however, it had no effect on her. So he asked Taiyang and Shen Jueyang about it.

Yue Xuexia asked, "How about me? I also drank that monkey wine. How come I can feel any signs of breakthrough?"

"You already possessed divinity. The qi is not enough for your breakthrough to the next level adding the fact that your qi is the purest, the effects of monkey wine to you is just mild," said Taiyang.

Shen Jueyang said, "What you need is a place with pure qi or a place with divine aura to increase your realm. You need to go to the ruins now, Xue’er. That’s the only way for you to increase your strength."

"How about my family? Will the monkey wine be effective for them?" asked Yue Xuexia.

Shen Jueyang said, "Except for Uncle Yuya, the monkey wine will be useful to your mother, grandma, grandpa, and siblings. However, Uncle Yuya is a reincarnated individual. He had long since converted his qi to the purest state due to his perfect control over his qi. The wine will only help him solidify his foundation but it will not increase his strength."

"Plus, your dad is like us. He will need to return to the Immortal world. He is most likely staying here waiting for your mother to get stronger. You as well. After all, once you reach the Integration Realm, you will be able to take away this star we are in," said Shen Jueyang.

Yue Xuexia was stunned. She didn’t expect that people are capable of taking away a world as theirs. However, Yue Xuexia didn’t know that it’s normal for immortals to have ownership of stars as their own. Actually, the stronger you are, the more stars you can have in possession or even create your own world.

He, Shen Jueyang, had merged all the stars in his possession except for the star where the Immortal Sun Empire was located and merged them into his small world.

Taiyang said, "Moreover, this world used to be the Moon Goddess’ possession and it is now yours. Once you reach the Integration Realm you can take it away."

"Then that huge whale and mermaid before..."

"That’s right. They are hidden in his world," said Taiyang while pointing at Shen Jueyang.

Yue Xuexia finally understood and continued eating. After breakfast, the guest they were waiting for had finally arrived. It was the Monkey King himself and a few elders.

A gift of gratitude was collected from all night and this morning by the whole village to be given to their savior. There are crates of various precious and rare herbs, fruits, and flowers. A 100-year-old monkey wine bottle and some other things.

The Monkey King and the elders had all bowed their heads towards Yue Xuexia. They collectively express their gratitude towards her.

"Thank you for saving me and my comrades. We prepared small gifts for you as thanks and our race will make an oath to become an ally to them, Divine Doctor. We will fight with you when there is a time when you need us," said the Monkey King.

Yue Xuexia smiled and accepted the alliance. She said, "As proof of our friendship with your race, I want to give you something. A name and a weapon that was meant for you. Are you willing to accept it, Monkey King?"

The Monkey King looked at the elders and kneeled on one knee before Yue Xuexia. They already know that this divine doctor was a goddess as their shaman was divine.

"Keke, this little one accepts and becomes a subordinate of the Moon Goddess. I shall become your believer and serve you with all of me," said the Monkey King.

Yue Xuexia smiled and with a wave of her hand, a golden crown and a golden rod appeared in her hand surprising Shen Jueyang and Taiyang. These are artifacts of king grade. It’s just a bit weaker compared to a divine grade one, but only those who directly serve a god can receive it.

The thin golden crown was placed on the head of the Monkey King and the rod was also passed to him.

"Become worthy of this name, a war god and king that protects his people and fights all his enemies regardless of who they are. The King that rules above one race. King of Monkeys, you shall now be called Sun Wukong," said Yue Xuexia.

As soon as the two were bestowed on the Monkey King, a blessing from the world was given to the whole village, and a golden light blessed all creatures in the monkey village. They all gain sentient and increase in strength as well as intelligence. Now all elder monkeys were capable of speaking human and becoming like their king, half human and half monkey.

On the other hand, Sun Wukong gained another form. A full humanoid form with a golden crown and a rod in his hand. He now looks more like a human, and his strength increases from the Golden Core realm to the Nascent Soul realm, about to reach the God Transformation Realm. It seems that the blessing of the world has helped them evolve dramatically.

"The Ape races now serve the Moon Goddess with all our hearts!"

Seeing this scene, all the monkeys in the village had kneeled before Yue Xuexia treated her as a goddess they all served.

Yue Xuexia smiled, "Alright, stand up. Wukong, come sit with us for a while.

I wanted to ask what happened to you before you landed in such a state."

"Goddess, it is all because of the Ancient God Tree at the center of the rainforest. It had become a fallen one," Sun Wukong said.