The Laid-back Life in Another World of the Ex-Hero Candidate Who Turned out to be a Cheat from Level 2-Chapter 70

CHAPTER 14: INFANT FRENZY

The Festival of New Life and Without Signs of Pregnancy

NT: Errrm, about the tittle… In the Raw, well, went it “translate” it for the first time, GT (Google Tranlator) show me it like, “New Green Festival” or something like this… But I don’t really like it, i mean, this thing of “New Green” means like… so… after thinking about it a bit, and taking into account that the “green” was referring to the green to the plants that begin to sprout and things like that, end up deciding to change “New Green” to “New Life” since, from my point of view, the title can also be interpreted that way, at least it sounds better, doesn’t it?… Errrm, thats all… NOW, READ

◇◇ Crylord Castle • Queen Princess Bedroom ◇◇

The Princess Queen was asleep.

She was so deeply asleep that nobody would wake her up, no matter how hard they tried.

This was because the constant attacks of the Demon Army, which lately had been causing a lot of trouble to the Princess Queen, seemed finally to have come to an end.

Although it was still unknown what had motivated them to make such attacks, during that time, the Princess Queen had been dedicated all her efforts in creating countermeasures against the recent incidents related to some underworld merchants which had been causing various problems. in different places.

The effects of their countermeasures did not take long to appear and reports of damage caused by these merchants had declined considerably in urban areas.

Although there were still a number of reports of attacks near of the frontier, they were still few in number.

Thanks to that, the mountains of papers that had been beginning to pile up on her desk also began to diminish, and in that way, Princess Queen was finally able to entrust her assistants to take care of the pending work while she went to rest.

Thus, the Queen Princess could fall into a deep sleep.

She, who finally managed to rest, just went to sleep without worrying about her tousled hair, her dry skin or the drool that fell from the edge of her lips.

For the Queen Princess, that moment, was a moment of joy.

◆ ◇ Houtarou City • Furio’s House ◇ ◆

「New Life Festival you sa~?」

Bireri tilted her head confused after hearing the words of Uliminus.

「Apparently it is a festival that will be held in the city soon nya. I heard that one of their events was a ceremony where they prayed for the children born during the year so they would not get sick nya, do you want to go nya?」

Uliminus, who, as manager of the Ugô store, also participated in the city’s syndicate, was also a member of the executive committee that administered the festival, so she just got involved being this.

Since the committee members had decided to consult the people who had recently given birth to participate in the event, Uliminus decided to tell Bireri.

「I would like to participate~ Can we, Slape-sama?」

Bireri, who was holding Risley in her sleep, asked this question energetically to Slape, who was sitting next to her.

「Wait, Uliminus. Risley grows much faster than human babies because of the demon blood that runs through her veins, do you think it’s okay to take her there?」

It was just like Slape said. Even though Risley was born less than a month ago, she was able to keep her neck high and was already crawling pretty fast, in fact, she grew so fast that it wouldn’t be strange that she was able to stand up on her own shortly.

「That will not be a problem nya. Not all participants will be newborn babies, we just have to be discreet nya」

「Well, in that case, I don’t have any problems with her participation. Umu, Uliminus, I’m counting on you」

Slape said that while stroking Risley’s head.

「Umu, Bireri, if Rislei is going to participate, then we must make her win, as soon as she wakes up we will start her special training for the festival」

「Understood, Slape-sama」

They both said that with excited voices.

On the other hand.

While watching them, Uliminus thought.

… He-Hey, this event is not a competition nya… I can only pray that they do not end up doing something crazy nya.

Uliminus was trying to reassure the two who had lost themselves in their own emotion.

◆ ◇ That Afternoon • In Furio’s Living Room ◇ ◆

「So Risley will participate in the festival」

Furio was pleased when Slape broke the news.

「Yes~, I’m also going to pray for a disease-free year for her~」

Bireri said that with a smile.

「The festival will be next week, right? I think it’s still very cold, she should be warmer」

Lys said that while trying to remember if there was some extra clothes stored.

「I think~ it will be enough with what she is using~, anyway, it will depend on the weather that day~」

「I see, that’s true」

Lys nodded with a smile at Bireri’s words.

While watching those two.

「Even though it’s just a festival, you still have to aspire to victory, well, leave Risley’s training to me, his godfather」

Gozaru said while laughing.

「… No, i already said it, this is not a competition so there will be no winners or anything like that nya」

「Wha-What do you say!? Wha-What do you mean with that!? I don’t understand!」

Uliminus’ words caused Gozaru to shake violently.

… Slape and Gozaru, as former members of the Demon Army, are obsessed with obtaining great results in everything they do nya … Seriously, they are nothing more than a muscle brain…

… The-They will not compete!? Eh? Ho-How can that be possible!?

Uliminus could notice the figure of Lys, who also felt dejected by his words.

… So-So you too …

Uliminus could only hold her head with concern.

Suddenly, Furio, who was watching the discussion they were all having, felt someone pulling his pants.

Then, when he looked down, he found Saber, who was still pulling his pants in his Horned Rabbit form.

「What’s wrong, Sab-…?」

At that moment, Furio noticed another rabbit next to Saber.

When I look more carefully, it’s all about a female Horned Rabbit.

「… Maybe… She is…」

After saying that, Furio smiled at the Horned Rabbit who was curled up in a corner.

「*Kohon*, are you Saber’s girlfriend? Saber has been helping me for a long time」

He said while stroking her head.

The Horned Rabbit chirped merrily tale Furio caressed her.

「Ha~a, how cute」

「What!? The girlfriend of Saber!? Don’t stay in that corner」

「Wa~, that surprised me nya」

Everyone gathered around Furio when they noticed the Horned Rabbit watching.

But nevertheless.

At that moment, Furio noticed something.

Gozaru was also able to notice the same.

「… As I thought, it’s about that, right?」

「… Umu, no doubt」

They both nodded to each other after confirming it.

The Female Horned Rabbit was pregnant.

Everyone began to celebrate when they heard the news.

Saber, who seemed to understand to some extent the motive of everyone’s joy, began to bend over and over again as he stroked his head.

Everyone was relieved to see that.

… Eh? It can not be, did I lose against Saber? I… No, I will not admit defeat! Tonight I will give my best effort to achieve it! Yes, I will do that!

… E-Even Saber will have a son… Damn, it’s better that Gozaru-dono puts him in spirit tonight.

… I will not accept this nya… I will make sure to achieve it this night nya, I just have to be the one who takes control nya.

And it also gave an abnormal amount of motivation to those three.

NT: I ​​have many, no, too many things to say about this, first of all, Saber was supposed to be a bear … A GODDAMN BEAR… seriously… I don’t know what should i think about this…

◇◇ In front of Certain House in the Deep of Certain Forest ◇◇

「… Why do I feel the presence of someone besides a Wicked in that house?」

One of the Wicked Mages who had just arrived at one of the Wicked’s meeting points wondered that while watching the house from the shadow of a tree.

The Wicked approached slowly while concentrating his senses on the presences that were inside the house.

… Anyway, I just have to eliminate them.

He thought as he extended his claws, which looked like sharp knives, and prepared to attack.

Then

「Huh !?」

His body fell abruptly to the ground.

The Wicked had fallen into a hole.

At that moment, by accident, his claws pierced his throat, causing his death.

「Ooh! It seems that something fell into the trap!」

「Wa~, I hope it is an edible animal~」

The Blond Hero and Tsuya left the house happily when they heard the sound of something falling to the pit, and immediately went to see what it was about.

「……」

「……」

「……」

「……」

「Thinking better, we should bury him Tsuya」

「Yes ~, Blond Hero-sama ~」

NT: And that’s how the list of pitiful individuals of this novel increase once again

NT2: As always, if you find something weird, whatever, just tell me in the comments