The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man-Chapter 816 - : 816 Branch 1

Chapter 816: 816 Branch 1

She knew that third brother meant that she used the squat pit while he used the chamber pot, which in ancient times was simply a bucket with a lid, not the modern toilet.

“Wife, I didn’t use the idiom incorrectly, did I?” he said slyly, “Later, you’ll ‘stab’ me in the pit.”

Why did the words ‘you pit me bucket’ sound so odd to her?

He leaned in close to her, sniffing her like a dog, “Wife, you smell really good, who would have thought you could still emit fragrance from the thatched house.”

She shoved him away, “Get lost, immediately!”

She closed the door of the thatched house.

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Inside and outside the thatched house, two streams of water sounded simultaneously.

After Su Qingyue finished with her business, she opened the door only to find Xiao Yuchuan hadn’t tied his waist belt back up, giving her a clear view of his thing.

Shit! She looked away.

He hurriedly tied his waist belt with a flushed face, blurting out, “Wife, you saw my Dingding!”

“As if I wanted to see it.” She glared at him, seriously suspecting that this guy deliberately delayed doing up his belt for her to see.

“You looked last time, and now you’ve seen it again.” He looked at her with a pitiful expression, “You’ve tainted my innocence twice now, and I’m still a virgin man, you have to take responsibility for me.”

As if just looking meant she had to take responsibility! In her last life, her side business was a doctor, she had seen countless private parts, able to inspect them every day, and her main job was a killer, not having to kill daily.

She asked in all seriousness, “Do you want me to take responsibility, huh?”

He immediately nodded vigorously, his head almost falling off.

“Don’t you know, I, Su Qingyue, have never liked taking responsibility.” She said, then once again walked off with her hands clasped behind her back, walking away with the pompous stride of an old tutor.

“Don’t you know, I, Xiao Yuchuan, have always been insistent on you taking responsibility.” He found her walking style quite amusing and imitated her by crossing his hands behind his back, following two steps behind her.

Xiao Yishan, carrying the second bucket of water, entered the yard only to see his wife and third brother walking with pronounced vigor, and perplexedly asked, “Wife, why are you and third brother walking like that?”

“Oh, it’s nothing. I just suddenly feel quite cultured, don’t all the tutors in school walk like this, with such an impressive gait?” Su Qingyue said with a light smile.

Seeing her smile, the frustration in Xiao Yishan’s heart dissipated.

It seemed that his wife did not mind that he had brought Li Rong’er back.

He wanted to explain to her that he only wanted her as his wife, but on second thought, since she hadn’t said anything, why bring it up again.

He carried the water into the kitchen, and with one hand each, he poured the buckets into the water jar.

Two loads of water filled up the big water tank just right.

Li Rong’er was chopping vegetables in the kitchen when she saw him effortlessly carrying the buckets and flipping them over to empty the water with his raw strength. Impressed by his robust figure, she couldn’t help but imagine his capabilities… and accidentally lost her concentration, nicking her hand and crying out “Ow!”

Su Qingyue and Xiao Yuchuan happened to enter the kitchen and saw Li Rong’er’s expression.

Xiao Yuchuan said, “Wife, it turns out you’re not the only woman going gaga over second brother’s figure.”

“Cough!” Su Qingyue pointed at Li Rong’er, “She’s more of an anthomaniac than I am, at least I didn’t cut myself. Second brother has a nice physique, I was just purely admiring his muscles. Once in town, I saw a woman so beautiful, I ended up following her for quite a distance.”

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“Why were you following her?”

“Considering whether to commit a crime of passion or not.”

“How would you commit that as a woman?”

“That’s why.” She said with a woeful expression, “I remembered I lacked a Dingding, helpless against her, so I walked away, alone and in sorrow.”