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The Wizard's Biological Chip Can Process Everything-Chapter 54: Basic machinery!! Fuck!! i am Heisenberg
The tents on the ground, simpler and more disorganized, were filled with all sorts of items.
I saw rusted spears, rudimentary bows, and giant axes, all marked with the scars of battle.
Some tents had something even more grotesque—hearts, eyes, and skins of living beings, some still dripping fresh blood.
Other stalls drew more attention.
The potions were displayed with pride, and their vendors carried an aura of confidence, radiating energy that revealed their advanced level.
Probably Level 3 Acolytes, I thought, observing the scene.
Despite their high level, their expressions remained calm, as if trade were merely a formality.
Walking farther, I noticed the absence of magical artifacts.
There wasn’t a single ring, amulet, or any other enchanted item for sale.
I sighed, feeling a slight pang of envy as I remembered Oliver defeating and humiliating Liam in the balloon while Marcelina transported us to the tower.
If I still had my artifact.
But I can’t complain, since I had to trade it to enter the academy.
When I reached the center of the trading outpost, the atmosphere changed.
There, some better-structured wooden cabins housed high-level items and negotiations.
The Acolytes entering and leaving had even more intense presences, and it was clear there was no space for beginners like me.
However, something specific caught my attention—an improvised forge, where a muscular dwarf hammered a glowing metal bar with force.
"Ting~~"
"Ting~~"
The sound of the hammer echoed through the air, mixed with the crackling of flames dancing over the bright embers.
I watched for a few minutes, analyzing.
I need to start somewhere.
If I can get some basic machinery, I can finally begin producing the ’Pleasure Powder.’
The "Pleasure Powder" was my business idea.
A simple dose of cocaine, but with enough euphoric effects to attract and hook Acolytes like Charlotte and her idiot friends.
I knew that, with the right formula, I could turn it into a success and start accumulating magical crystals on a large scale.
I took a deep breath, adjusted the crystal pouch at my waist, and approached the forge.
The dwarf looked up at me indifferently.
—I forge weapons—simple swords, metal shields, heavy armor, all made with magical metals, he said.
I wasn’t looking for any of that.
I needed something more... practical.
I looked at a small list beside the stall that described the dwarf’s capabilities.
This blacksmith specializes in low to mid-level weapons and armor, with an emphasis on rare metals and elemental enchantments.
I shook my head.
None of that is useful for what I need...
I decided to search the market again for an engineer with no ties to Miguel or his disciples.
I couldn’t risk Charlotte discovering the machinery I used.
After all, if she found out, she might try to replicate my cocaine and sell it as well.
So I sighed and kept walking.
After a few minutes, when I saw the next tent, I realized it might be the right place.
It was filled with devices scattered everywhere—gears, polished metal parts, strange contraptions, and even machines with unusual shapes.
This place looked more promising.
I stepped inside the tent and soon found myself face to face with the vendor.
He was a peculiar boy, with a lizard head and scales gleaming under the lantern light.
His long tongue flickered in the air, and his bulging eyes were covered by steampunk goggles, giving him the appearance of a highly experienced engineer.
The lizardman watched me with a strange smile, clearly appreciating my presence.
—Can I help you? he said, his tongue darting quickly out of his mouth and tasting the air.
—I need a mechanical leaf grinder, I said bluntly, pointing to a small pile of devices to my left.
—Something simple, but effective. And I need something I can use easily.
He blinked several times before replying, clearly analyzing my words.
—Hmm... you want something that can process leaves without complications, but with good output. I understand, he said, nodding and looking toward a table where several blueprints were spread out.
—Here.
He pointed to a small machine, with a compact metal frame and well-crafted yet simple gears.
—This model here is perfect for beginners like you, he said with a confident smile.
—It doesn’t require many adjustments and it’s quite simple.
—Just place the leaves in here—he pointed to an opening at the top.
—And the internal blades will take care of the rest. It’ll get the job done faster than you imagine.
I looked at the device with interest.
It was exactly what I needed.
—How much does it cost? I asked, already calculating whether I had enough crystals in my pouch to make the purchase.
He adjusted his goggles and slid aside to grab the model.
—Only 1 magical crystal. Not expensive, if you know how to use it well.
I paused for a moment, observing the item and weighing my options.
—I’ll take it, I finally said, pulling the crystal from my pouch.
I handed him the exact amount, and he quickly took the crystal, his tongue sliding back into his mouth in satisfaction.
—Deal! he said, handing me the grinder.
—You’ll need to be careful when handling it, but I’m sure someone like you will know what to do. If you need anything else, just let me know.
However, I knew that for the process to be complete, I would need more equipment.
I was in the right place, and the lizard-headed vendor seemed like the ideal person to supply what I needed.
My eyes scanned the stall again, focusing on the mechanical items scattered around.
There were many gadgets that could be useful, and soon I noticed a line of devices that would be essential to my goal—mixing tanks, filters, pressure systems, everything I needed to process and refine materials.
—Well, since you mentioned it, listen closely, I replied directly, pointing to a set of equipment lined up on a shelf.
—I’m interested in a few additional items. I’ll need a mixing tank, a distillation filter, a neutralization tank, a small pressure system, a crystallization tank, and a pressure filter.
—Additionally, a storage and containment unit would be good. The total price must not exceed 6 magical crystals. That’s all I can spend for now.
He raised an eyebrow, clearly surprised by my shopping list.
But he seemed used to dealing with demanding customers and leaned over the table, analyzing the items I had pointed out.
—Hmm, you have a good eye for these things, he said, his tongue clicking as he picked up the items quickly and efficiently.
—These items are excellent, but at that price... He paused, as if thinking about something.
—I know magical devices carry high value, but these items are made with common metals, so I’m willing to pay the minimum price.
—I’m on a tight budget, I replied, placing 6 magical crystals on the table.
—If you can give me a good discount, I’ll take everything right now.
He looked at the crystals and then at me, clearly assessing whether I was sincere or trying to manipulate the deal.
I stood firm, showing no sign of hesitation, and he seemed to understand that I wasn’t joking.
After a moment of silence, he made a gesture with his hand, signaling that he would accept my offer.
—Deal then, the vendor said with a satisfied smile.
—For 6 magical crystals, you get everything. Now, about the items... He began picking them up one by one.
—This is the mixing tank, ideal for simple compositions. It will help you combine elements without causing unwanted reactions.
—The distillation filter is excellent for separating materials through heat.
—The neutralization tank will handle volatile substances without risk of explosion.
—As for the pressure system, well, it’s essential for material transformation processes that require precise gas or liquid control.
—The crystallization tank will help you extract crystals from liquids, and the pressure filter ensures the distillation process isn’t compromised.
—And finally, the storage and containment unit... it will be useful for keeping your materials under control, without risk of leaks or contamination.
He seemed proud of his products, and I, in turn, was more than satisfied with the purchase.
Each item was essential for my plan to create the cocaine I needed.
—Very well, the vendor said in a parting tone. —Everything is ready. Good luck with your experiments. If you need anything else, come back here.
I carefully gathered the items, placing them on my back.
They were somewhat heavy, but with my physical constitution, I managed to carry them easily through the market.
Now, the final step—I need coca leaves, kerosene, sulfuric acid, potassium permanganate, sodium hydroxide, and hydrochloric acid.
With those items, I can finally begin producing cocaine, and I’m certain that when my product hits the market at a lower price than potions or magic mushrooms, it will leave everyone euphoric and completely addicted to what I’m selling.
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