Ultimate Spin System: Ero Spin?-Chapter 84 - Go?

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Chapter 84: Chapter 84 - Go?

[...I knew that would get your attention.]

He exhaled, running a hand through his hair. It was stupid. It was risky. It was probably going to get him killed.

But at the same time...

A slow smirk crept onto his face.

"Sounds great."

Lucas knew he had to be smart about this. The Isekai Portable Portal had a one-month cooldown, meaning he would be stuck in another world for a whole month with no way to return. That meant no guaranteed food, no shelter, and no certainty of safety.

He needed supplies.

With that thought, Lucas stretched, then walked straight to his kitchen. If he was lucky, he might already have some decent food stocked up. He yanked open the fridge—

Nothing.

The shelves were bare except for a half-empty bottle of expired milk, a single slice of pizza so dry it could be used as a shuriken, and a mountain of tissue boxes.

Lucas stared.

The realization hit him like a truck.

He turned his head, eyes narrowing at the stacks of tissue he had hoarded over time. They stood there as silent witnesses to his crimes, judging him.

[System Notification: Look at this tragic display. Behold, Lucas, King of Degeneracy, Protector of Tissue Kingdoms.]

Lucas groaned. "Shut up."

[No, seriously, this is impressive. This might be the most masturbator-core kitchen I’ve ever seen. You could build a tissue fort and still have leftovers for a national emergency.]

Lucas slammed the fridge shut, massaging his temples. "Okay. I need to go shopping."

[Ya think?]

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One Hour Later – Supermarket

Lucas moved quickly through the aisles, tossing things into his cart. If he was going to be stuck in another world for a month, he needed high-calorie, non-perishable food.

Instant noodles (because obviously)

Canned food (tuna, beans, meat—survival classics)

Energy bars (for emergency snacking)

Dried meat (because medieval worlds probably didn’t have good protein sources)

Chocolate and candy (for morale—he wasn’t about to live a joyless isekai life)

Next, he stopped at the water section. He loaded up on big bottles, but also threw in a portable water filter. If he ended up somewhere with dirty water, he wasn’t about to die of dysentery like some Oregon Trail reject.

[System Notification: Oh wow, actual survival instincts? I’m proud of you, Lucas.]

Lucas ignored it and kept moving.

Survival gear. He grabbed:

A flashlight with extra batteries

A fire starter

A roll of duct tape (because it fixes everything)

A multitool knife

A first-aid kit with painkillers and antibiotics (just in case he gets medieval tetanus or something)

A decent sleeping bag (no way was he sleeping on dirt like a caveman)

Next stop: clothing. He picked durable, comfortable clothes, including extra socks (because wet feet = death), a hoodie, and gloves.

Finally, weapons. Lucas stopped in front of the sporting goods section, eyeing the survival knives and batons.

"A gun would be nice," he muttered.

[System Notification: Yeah, let’s just casually introduce firearms to a fantasy world. That won’t go wrong at all.]

"...Fine." He grabbed a sturdy knife and a metal baton instead.

Final stop: random essentials. He threw in a solar charger, matches, soap, and toilet paper (because no way was he wiping his ass with leaves).

By the time he reached the register, his cart was packed like he was preparing for the apocalypse. The cashier gave him a weird look.

"Going on a trip?" she asked.

Lucas forced a smile. "Yeah. A long one."

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Back at His Apartment

Lucas packed everything into a large duffel bag. It was heavy but manageable.

[System Notification: Okay, I take it back. You’re actually kinda prepared. Still an idiot, though.]

"Gee, thanks."

Lucas exhaled, then pulled out the Isekai Portable Portal. It looked like a high-tech metallic ball, smooth and sleek.

This was it.

"One month in another world. No clue what’s waiting for me." He took a deep breath.

Lucas sat up straight, staring at the notification in front of him.

[ System Notification: Before you leave, I highly recommend unlocking your third inventory slot. It costs 300 points, and unlike the previous slots, you can store regular items inside. This could be extremely useful in another world. ]

His brows furrowed. "Wait... I can store normal stuff in there?"

[ System Notification: That’s what I just said. Try to keep up, genius. ]

Lucas quickly pulled up his status panel, navigating to the Inventory Expansion section. Sure enough, there it was—an option to unlock Slot 3 for 300 points.

He had 970 points left after his last purchases. Spending 300 wasn’t too bad, especially if it let him store more supplies.

"Alright, fine. Let’s do it."

[ System Notification: Confirming purchase... Inventory Slot 3 Unlocked! ]

The moment the confirmation appeared, another instruction followed.

[ System Instruction: To store an item, simply touch an empty inventory slot and then touch the object you want to store. Try it now with your bag. ]

Lucas looked down at his fully packed duffel bag. If this worked, he wouldn’t need to physically carry all this crap.

"Alright, let’s test it."

He reached out and tapped the newly unlocked Slot 3 in his inventory menu. The slot pulsed faintly, indicating it was ready. Then, he placed his hand on the duffel bag.

A soft shimmer enveloped the bag, and in the blink of an eye—it vanished.

Lucas quickly checked his inventory. Slot 3 now displayed a tiny icon of his duffel bag, along with its total weight.

[ System Notification: Congratulations! You’re now slightly less of an idiot. Your bag is safely stored and can be retrieved instantly. Try not to forget about it like you do with most important things in life. ]

Lucas scoffed. "You just can’t help yourself, huh?"

[ System Notification: Nope. Now, are you ready to actually use the damn portal, or are we gonna waste another hour debating life choices? ]

Lucas clenched his fists, taking one last deep breath. No more distractions. No more delays. It was time.

He grabbed the Isekai Portable Portal, feeling its smooth, metallic surface beneath his fingers. His heart pounded in anticipation.

"Alright. Let’s GO!!."

He pressed the button.