Ultimate Spin System: Ero Spin?-Chapter 92 - Ultimate Frozen Cockstorm

Lena’s voice pierced through the eerie stillness of the forest. Without hesitation, Lucas sprinted toward the sound, pushing past thick undergrowth and leaping over fallen logs. His heart pounded in his chest, adrenaline flooding his system as he emerged into a small clearing.

Lena was running straight toward him, her face pale with terror. Behind her, the ground quivered and bubbled as a massive lava slime surged forward, its molten body pulsing with sinister energy. Unlike before, this one wasn’t alone—dozens of smaller lava slimes writhed and slithered around it like a grotesque swarm.

Lucas barely had time to react before the giant slime launched itself into the air, aiming directly for him.

"SPIN DEFENSE!" he shouted instinctively, throwing his right hand forward.

The spin wheel appeared in front of him, glowing with arcane energy. The wheel spun wildly, flickering between countless symbols until it finally clicked into place.

[ Spin Defense Activated: Water Shield (Weak) ]

[ 10 SP Consumed ]

A translucent blue barrier flickered into existence just as the slime crashed down upon him. The impact sent a shockwave through the ground, kicking up dirt and leaves, but the water shield absorbed enough of the force to push the monster back, steam hissing as the elements clashed.

Lucas staggered slightly, his mind racing. "That was close..."

Lena skidded to a halt beside him, breathing heavily. "I told you splitting up was a bad idea!" she snapped.

Lucas wiped sweat from his brow. "Not the time for ’I told you so’s!’"

The giant lava slime writhed in rage, its massive form quivering like a volcano ready to erupt. The smaller slimes around it gurgled and bubbled, their glowing cores flickering ominously.

Lucas felt the tension thick in the air. His Spin Defense wheel was still active in his right hand, casting a fragile Water Shield that barely managed to push back the molten behemoth. The shield hissed and steamed as the intense heat of the lava slime threatened to melt it away.

But Lucas wasn’t done.

His eyes flashed with determination as he thrust his left hand forward.

"SPIN ATTACK!"

A second spin wheel materialized in front of him, spinning wildly like a rogue slot machine. The symbols blurred together in a chaotic whirlwind of possibilities—would he get a legendary skill or something utterly useless?

Then, with an almost dramatic ding!, the wheel slowed... and stopped.

Lucas’s eyes widened as the new skill was announced in bold, glowing text.

[ Ultimate Frozen Cockstorm ]

"Wait, what?"

Before he could even process what had just happened, a massive, intricately detailed ice cock materialized in front of him, towering over the battlefield like a majestic frozen monument of doom. The sheer presence of the frigid appendage seemed to radiate power—glowing blue veins of ice pulsed with magical energy, sending an icy chill across the clearing.

And then—the storm began.

From the sky, dozens of smaller ice cocks rained down like divine punishment, crashing into the horde of lava slimes with terrifying force. Each impact sent explosive bursts of frost, instantly freezing and shattering the smaller slimes into brittle, fiery chunks.

The giant lava slime recoiled, its molten form hissing violently as the ultimate ice cock unleashed a devastating blizzard of cold fury, sucking the heat from the air.

Lena, having just reached Lucas’s side, stared in absolute disbelief. 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝘦𝓌𝑒𝑏𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝘭.𝒸𝘰𝑚

Her mouth opened. Then closed. Then opened again.

"...Lucas."

She turned her head very slowly toward him.

"What. The actual. Fuck."

Lucas, still processing what he had just summoned, simply lowered his hands and muttered under his breath:

"...This world is testing me."

The massive ice cock let out one final pulse of freezing energy, its surface glistening under the forest light. The giant lava slime trembled, its entire body rapidly hardening until it was completely encased in a thick layer of ice.

Then—CRACK!

With a deafening shatter, the slime exploded into a million frozen pieces.

The battlefield fell silent.

Lucas exhaled. He checked his HUD.

[ Spin Power: 80 ]

"Twenty points well spent," he muttered.

Lena, still staring at the aftermath of Lucas’s questionable attack, finally found her voice.

"...I don’t even know where to start." She rubbed her temples. "I have SO many questions."

Lucas let out a deep sigh.

"You and me both."

The system, ever the smug bastard, chimed in.

[ Congratulations, Host! You have successfully used Ultimate Frozen Cockstorm to annihilate your foes. Truly, a spell worthy of legends. ]

Lucas pinched the bridge of his nose and muttered,

"...I hate this world."

Lena shook her head, looked at the gigantic ice sculpture, then back at Lucas.

"...No. This world hates you."

Lucas stood amidst the melting ice, his breath still heavy from the fight. The battlefield was littered with the remains of the slimes—some shattered into icy shards, others oozing sluggishly as their molten cores cooled down.

As he wiped the sweat from his brow, his eyes caught something shimmering among the slime corpses. Small, translucent orbs glowed faintly, nestled within the gooey remains.

His gamer instincts kicked in instantly.

Monster cores.

Of course. In any RPG worth its salt, slimes—especially boss-level ones—always dropped valuable loot.

Lucas crouched down, picking up one of the glowing orbs. It was warm to the touch, pulsing softly in his palm. "These might be worth something," he muttered.

He turned to Lena, who was still catching her breath. "Hey, help me grab these."

Lena raised an eyebrow. "You want me to dig through this?" She gestured at the scattered remains of slimes, particularly at the melted ice puddles glistening with suspiciously phallic-shaped formations.

Lucas didn’t have time for her complaints. "Come on, they could be useful—maybe for crafting, maybe for selling."

Lena groaned but reluctantly stepped forward. She reached down hesitantly, fingers hovering over one of the cores before recoiling in disgust.

"Ugh. This is so nasty," she muttered, shoving her hand into the goo. "Why do I always get the worst jobs?"

Lucas continued collecting the cores without a second thought, tossing them into his hand. The melted ice had mixed with the slimes’ remains, creating a somewhat questionable landscape.

Lena’s expression twisted in horror as she realized where she was kneeling.

Her eye twitched.

Her voice came out slow. Too slow.

"...Lucas."

"Yeah?"

She clenched the slime core in her hand, her fingers twitching. "What. The actuall fuck your power is?"

Lucas barely glanced up. "Huh?"

Lena gestured at the battlefield with both hands. "Why is it always—always—cocks?!"

Lucas froze mid-motion.

Lena wasn’t done.

"Like, I could understand one time. A weird water cock. But no—every goddamn time. Are you got cursed by cock god? Did you love cock? Are you gay?"

Lucas finally looked up, his expression deadpan. "Oh, fuck off."

Lena threw her hands up. "Then explain! Why are we—right now—wading through an ocean of ice cock slime puddles?" She pointed at a particularly grotesque formation nearby. "That one literally looks like it’s flexing."

Lucas refused to engage. He simply grabbed another core, pretending this entire conversation wasn’t happening.

Lena exhaled sharply, rubbing her temples. "What next? Frozen cock shield?"

Lucas muttered under his breath, "Wouldn’t be the worst defense."

Lena threw a slime core at him.