Zhang San, please behave yourself!-Chapter 840 - 776: I Want 2 Wives!

"Good wine~ good wine~"

Even though Niu Mo could hear the noisy sounds around him while lying on the bed, at this moment in his world, there was only fine wine, and...

Countless beauties.

There were beauties from the Fox Clan, playfully running around with their tails out.

There were also beauties from the Wolf Clan, slightly leaner than those from the Fox Clan but with enticing abs, enough to make up for the less prominent peaks.

Even beauties from the Serpent Race, although their bodies were cool to the touch, their agile tongues flicking in and out created a certain kind of music in the noisy air that excited Niu Mo.

Yet, for some reason, even though the beauty from the Serpent Race was approaching him with a large jug of fine wine, and he could smell its fragrance.

Suddenly, the beauty in question poured the wine all over him.

With a splash, instead of the wine being cold, it surprisingly turned hot.

Simultaneously, the wine’s aroma around him suddenly transformed into a menacing face.

"Old Niu! You seem to be enjoying yourself!"

Whoosh—

Niu Mo was startled awake.

He sat up straight from the bed.

Glancing around, thankfully, he realized he was at Spring Rain Pond, thinking he might have been in Sky Scraping Cave.

Just as Niu Mo reached to calm his heartbeat, he noticed a familiar figure not too far confronting another familiar figure in a fight.

Whoosh—

A fireball came rushing over from the distance, and he deftly dodged it.

Hold on!

What is going on!?

At this moment, Niu Mo’s Lady was manipulating flames, locked in a fierce battle with Jade-Faced Fox.

"Damn vixen, always seducing men! Why don’t you go find your own men?"

"I did find one!"

"Find one yourself! What skill is there in stealing my man?"

"Hmph! You can’t even keep your own man, admittedly, I’m the one with the real skill then!"

"Skill, huh! Watch me tear your mouth apart, then you’ll know what real skill is!"

"Oh, oh, oh... If you have the skill, tear off clothes! Let’s see whose ’skill’ is bigger!"

"Damn vixen, I’ll kill you!"

"Old lady, are you planning to bite me with your nearly toothless mouth?"

The battle escalates!

The verbal spat also escalates!

Niu Mo, with a face filled with grief, walks over, trying to mediate between his two women: "Stop fighting! Stop fighting!"

Whoosh—

A familiar fireball comes flying towards him.

Bam!

Niu Mo, unable to dodge in time, is hit by Niu Mo’s Lady’s fireball and sent flying.

When Niu Mo finally gets back up, he notices the rain pouring from the sky. 𝕗𝕣𝐞𝐞𝘄𝐞𝚋𝚗𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹.𝚌𝕠𝚖

Inside Spring Rain Pond, the fight goes on fiercely.

Outside Spring Rain Pond, the cold rain falls.

In that moment, Niu Mo suddenly feels like he’s the most unfortunate man in the world.

Thus, he quietly turns to leave on his own.

All Niu Mo hopes for is that upon his departure, he might catch the attention of the two women, prompting them to chase after him, one holding his left hand, the other clamping his... um... firmly locking his other hand with their arms and bodies.

Then, the two women would decide to abandon their animosity for each other for him, and the three of them would live happily ever after together.

Unfortunately, reality is never as wonderful as your imagination.

Luckily, at this moment, an umbrella appears to shield him from the downpour.

When Niu Mo turns his head with a face of delight, he suddenly discovers...

"Zhang San, brother... why is it you?"

Zhang San immediately apologizes to Niu Mo.

"Brother, I’m really sorry, earlier you were drunk, and I thought you wanted to head to your little wife’s place, but couldn’t have imagined you’d take the wrong turn back and end up meeting your big wife. Big wife asked me, and I just told her, then I realized they didn’t know each other."

"It’s all right, they know each other now. Pretty well acquainted!"

Though Niu Mo knows Jade-Faced Fox is quite capable, he can’t help but worry that the next time he sees her, she might already be nearly cooked.

"Speaking of which, don’t you humans have several wives per man? How do you handle it?"

Zhang San shakes his head slightly: "I don’t know! But such things are indeed normal among us humans."

Hearing this, Niu Mo also sighs deeply.

"I just thought it was normal, and wanted to have a little wife. But alas, my lady completely disagrees, so I had to keep the little wife outside. Every time I bring this up to my lady, he always thinks it’s my problem, even claiming your humans aren’t capable! That a man having so many women is trash!"

Although Zhang San has no intention of having multiple, he still hits back, "That’s because sister-in-law doesn’t understand."

Niu Mo nods in agreement.

"Brother Niu Mo, actually, I think the main issue might be the culture of Longyou Road!"

"What do you mean?"

"Think about it, Brother Niu Mo! Since all the demons in Longyou Road believe humans are not capable, your wife must think so too, right?"

Niu Mo feels that’s the case, nodding slightly.

Zhang San continues: "But if humans were powerful, and all the demons in Longyou Road believed humans were awesome and learned from them, wouldn’t your wife then think men should have several wives, to be mighty, to prove they’re real men!"

In this moment, Niu Mo’s eyes widened like a cow’s! Even though he is a cow!

"Makes sense! Completely makes sense!"

"So, Brother Niu Mo, if the human race becomes mighty and your demons can’t defeat them, wouldn’t that show your wife humans are formidable. That you should learn from them! Then, having a little wife or two wouldn’t be an issue."

"Makes sense! Completely makes sense!"

Finally, Niu Mo realizes where the problem lies.

I shouldn’t have always told my lady humans were weak.

If humans are weak and yet human men have several wives, doesn’t that imply having many wives makes men weak?

"Speaking of which, Brother Niu Mo, on April 3rd, the North Wind Wolf King plans to lead some minor demons to attack our human Julong Pass. If the North Wind Wolf King succeeds in his surprise attack, I’m afraid your wife would think even lesser of humans. Unable to defend their own post."

"Why don’t... Brother Niu Mo, come help us drive away the North Wind Wolf King! Then, proving the strength of humanity naturally demonstrates the correctness of human views on marriage!"

Hearing this, Niu Mo frowns slightly, speaking low: "Zhang San, brother, I’ll be honest with you, the North Wind Wolf King approached me previously, and I agreed to help him fight against you humans. It’s a promise I made, and to renege on it and even help you guys instead, I’m afraid..."

Zhang San pats Niu Mo’s shoulder, speaking low: "Brother Niu Mo, you’re a righteous guy, and I, Zhang San, certainly understand that! I know you and the North Wind Wolf King aren’t particularly close, just quite ordinary friends, nowhere near the brotherly bond we share. But between ordinary friends and two wives, you still choose ordinary friends, and I respect that!"

"Hold on!" Niu Mo thinks it over carefully, realizing between ordinary friends and two wives, he has no reason to choose ordinary friends.

"Zhang San, brother, I’ve thought it over, I want two wives!"

Zhang San doesn’t say anything, only smiling broadly at Niu Mo.

"April 3rd, huh? Wait for me, I’ll head back to Sky Scraping Cave to get my weapon, then come over to help you guys! Humanity will win! Two wives will win!"