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Zhang San, please behave yourself!-Chapter 839 - 775 · My Niu Mo Big Brother? He went to Little Sis-in-law’s house!
Zhang San and Niu Mo were walking and drinking together.
They drank for another hour.
During this hour, Zhang San managed to get Niu Mo quite drunk.
Watching Niu Mo staggering, Zhang San felt that it was about time.
"Brother Niu Mo, how come you’re drunk? Where do you want to go next? Shall I escort you home?"
Niu Mo, although drunk, was still somewhat conscious and softly said, "Home."
"To Spring Rain Pond, huh? Alright! I’ll take you there right away!"
Saying this, Zhang San winked at Hu and Immortal Monarch Who Treads Snow in Search of Plums beside him.
The two immediately came over to help, placing Niu Mo on Hu’s back, while Immortal Monarch Who Treads Snow in Search of Plums and Zhang San supported him from both sides, and headed straight for Spring Rain Pond with Niu Mo.
Zhang San worried that along the way, if Niu Mo was hit by wind and sobered up, so he promptly used the Triple Combat Talisman to set up a barrier around them to prevent Niu Mo from being blown by the wind.
Soon enough, they finally arrived at Spring Rain Pond, and Zhang San immediately helped Niu Mo inside.
As they walked, he winked at Immortal Monarch Who Treads Snow in Search of Plums nearby, signaling for him to knock on the door.
Sure enough, when Jade-Faced Fox opened the door, she saw the drunken Niu Mo being supported by Zhang San.
"What happened?"
"Sister-in-law, I was drinking with Brother Niu Mo, drank too much, and he said he wanted to come here."
Upon hearing this, Jade-Faced Fox couldn’t help but smile.
Although the woman at his home is strict, whenever he has a chance, Niu Mo still comes over to her side.
Indeed, she is the most important in his heart.
"Then quickly help your brother inside."
After Zhang San and the others helped Niu Mo into Spring Rain Pond, they had a brief chat with Jade-Faced Fox and then left.
They even drank a bowl of sobering soup personally brewed by Jade-Faced Fox before leaving.
After finishing the bowl, the group left Spring Rain Pond.
Hu glanced at Zhang San and said, "Zhang San, isn’t this a bit too mean?"
Even though Zhang San didn’t mention any place, Hu had already figured out Zhang San’s plan.
Just as Zhang San was about to speak, Immortal Monarch Who Treads Snow in Search of Plums interrupted, saying, "When a friend drinks too much, sending them home is bad? Maybe you have issues at heart, so you see everyone as bad!"
Hu glanced at Silly Roe Deer with annoyance.
"Hu, I’m serious! I’m starting to worry that Zhang San might learn bad things from you!"
Hu continued to glare at Silly Roe Deer.
Me, teach Zhang San bad things?
Not that I have the ability to teach him bad things, but ask him if he could be any worse?
This whole ordeal with Niu Mo was really conniving!
Just wait and watch!
At this moment, Hu realized the path Zhang San led them on wasn’t directly heading back to Julong Pass.
Instead, it deliberately detoured, inevitably passing by a road that led through Sky Scraping Cave.
Niu Mo drank too much and sent them out, and now they passed by Sky Scraping Cave, but Niu Mo was gone.
Heh heh~
A good show is about to unfold.
Indeed, just as Zhang San and his group passed Sky Scraping Cave, Niu Mo’s Lady appeared, clasped her hands, and asked, "Didn’t Old Niu send you off earlier? Why have you returned without him?"
Niu Mo’s Lady, though not thinking of Zhang San as a bad person, was cautious due to him being part of the human race, so there was a trace of concern and vigilance.
Zhang San immediately respectfully saluted Niu Mo’s Lady.
"Sister-in-law, just now my brother insisted on having a few more drinks with me, and while drinking, he got drunk. He asked me to take him to Sister-in-law’s place to rest. I figured I’d let you know as we passed by."
"Sister-in-law!?"
Upon hearing this term, Niu Mo’s Lady instantly flared up.
This isn’t just an expression of anger.
Zhang San truly saw a flame of red and yellow, with a cluster of eerie blue, rising.
"Sister-in-law, haha! You wouldn’t not know, right?"
At this moment, Zhang San could already hear the sound of Niu Mo’s Lady grinding her teeth.
"I know... I am the legitimate wife, how could I not know!"
Niu Mo’s Lady forced a smile.
Even though Zhang San felt Niu Mo’s Lady’s fangs were about to show.
"I just haven’t been there for a while, forgot where it is. Zhang San, you call me sister-in-law, I call you brother, you wouldn’t keep from me where your brother is, right?"
At this moment, Zhang San finally understood why a powerful being like Yellow Dragon Bull Demon amongst the Twelve Superior Demons would fear his wife.
Just that expression, with a single glance, made him break out in cold sweat, his fighting power diminished by 30%!
"It’s... just at Spring Rain Pond."
Hearing Zhang San say this, Niu Mo’s Lady scanned everyone in the vicinity with her icy, murderous gaze, finally landing on Xingxiang’s face.
"My dear sister, your San Lang wouldn’t lie, would he?"
"Why would one lie about this? It’s just in that direction, over there, there’s a mountain, follow the path below the mountain."
Upon hearing this, Niu Mo’s Lady nodded.
"Your brother is at Spring Rain Pond, as his legitimate wife, I am ultimately concerned. I’ll go take a look, you guys don’t follow."
Boom——
After finishing her words, Niu Mo’s Lady suddenly stomped the ground with her feet, launching herself into the distance like a fiery meteor. 𝐟𝕣𝗲𝕖𝕨𝗲𝐛𝗻𝗼𝐯𝗲𝚕.𝗰𝚘𝐦
Zhang San exhaled deeply and softly said, "Did I say something wrong?"
Beside him, Hu smirked and said, "Weren’t you doing it on purpose?"
Next to him, Silly Roe Deer glanced at Hu, coldly saying, "I find your tiger’s mind quite shady. Zhang San is such a good person, how could he intentionally say such things?"
Hu looked at Silly Roe Deer as if he were an idiot, then turned to Zhang San and asked, "Do you think I believe that?"
Zhang San knew, although he had some schemes, Hu, with his keen insight, could easily see through his ploys.
It’s just that Silly Roe Deer couldn’t see it.
Moreover, this Northeast Sixth Immortal firmly believes in the fundamental goodness of human nature.
"Hey Hu! You’re really good at everything, but sometimes you overthink. When they asked just now, should we not answer?"
Hu felt really helpless!
From drinking to leaving, to drinking again and escorting to Spring Rain Pond, everything was so seamless.
Seemingly guided by fate, yet was every step orchestrated by the masterful hand of Zhang San.
Even Hu felt that Xingxiang and Baili Niezhen had figured out Zhang San’s little tricks.
Indeed, as he glanced at Xingxiang’s expression, he could tell Xingxiang had seen through Zhang San’s plan long ago.
As for Baili Niezhen, having been with Zhang San for so long, how could she not know the schemes of her master?
Finally, he glanced at Silly Roe Deer.
Forget it.
Just let him remain naive.