Zombie Queen transmigration into a book-Chapter 153: Today you will laugh until you faint

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Chapter 153: Today you will laugh until you faint

Eva leaned back on Foxy, her lips smacking as she savored the last traces of sweetness on her tongue. She glanced at her empty donut plate with regret, wishing she’d eaten them more slowly.

"No matter how slowly you nibble, they’d be gone eventually," Julian muttered, smirking at her unsatisfied expression as he lay atop her beast. Foxy’s massive frame could hold three more people, making the space feel roomy with just the two of them.

Eva shot him a glare and rolled her eyes, knowing Julian was still miffed she hadn’t shared the donuts—hence his overly cheerful attempt to annoy her.

"The chef will make more for me... but you’ll get none, ah!" she taunted, turning her back to him.

Before she could react, he pulled her into his arms, and a quick yelp of surprise escaped her lips.

Julian pinched her cheeks, ruffled her hair, and chuckled at her frozen expression of disbelief.

"My hair,’’ Eva muttered in a daze before her expression darkened with rage. Julian sensed danger and quickly teleported before she could act.

"Julian, get back here!" Her angry shriek echoed through the clearing. Everyone froze, turning toward her—and couldn’t help staring at Eva, hair wild as if a hurricane had ripped through it, standing out in every direction as she leapt down from her beast.

"Hahhaha, sorry dear...hahaha." Julian laughed loudly, teleporting just as she almost caught him. Eva huffed in frustration, her anger growing, then her gaze landed on Ethan, whose shoulder was trembling slightly from suppressed laughter.

Ethan froze when he met her narrowed gaze. "Don’t worry, I’ll catch him for you." He offered softly as he hand-combed her hair into perfect order. He let out a sigh of relief when her gaze softened.

"Make sure to tie him up for me," Eva added with a sly smile as she glanced over at Julian, who was bent over in laughter.

Julian shivered for no obvious reason, but he ignored the warning signs, wiped the tears from his eyes, and kept a wide smile plastered on his face, remembering her wild hair and stunned expression.

But before he could turn, his feet were frozen to the ground, an icy chill spreading from his feet to his ankles, the cold gradually spreading over his body as he turned to Ethan with a shocked expression.

"Don’t blame me, wife’s orders are law. Enjoy." Ethan mouthed, unable to meet Julian’s gaze after betraying him.

’This is getting interesting,’ Aaron, who had been awakened by the ruckus, watched the scene with his hand propping his chin, getting a clear view from his beast’s back.

Julian was about to use his powers and escape, but Eva was quicker; she placed her hand on his shoulder, draining his energy until he couldn’t summon any strength.

"Ha! Didn’t think you’d end up in my hands today, did you? Since you love to laugh so much, I’ll make you laugh until you beg me to stop." Eva tapped his shoulder in a singsong voice, a gleeful smile spreading across her face as she looked down at the helpless Julian.

She nearly let out a wicked cackle, but caught herself at the last moment.

"Dear... I’m—" Eva cut off Julian’s words, her finger pressed against his lips as she whispered ’hush.’

"Drag him to the foxy and make a chain to tie his hands and feet," Eva instructed Ethan, breaking into a whistle when she saw Julian’s shocked expression.

Ethan gave him a pitying glance, but his actions showed no hesitation—he was more curious than concerned about what Eva planned to do to him.

"I’ll remember today," Julian promised with a stiff smile as Ethan tightened the icy chain around his hand. 𝐟𝗿𝐞𝚎𝚠𝐞𝚋𝕟𝐨𝚟𝐞𝕝.𝕔𝕠𝚖

Ethan ignored his words and reinforced the ice chain with stronger ice, ensuring Julian wouldn’t be able to escape until Eva was done with him.

Eva ensured Foxy’s massive body blocked his view from the crowd. She rubbed her hands together in anticipation, and once Ethan finished, she squatted in front of Julian, her fingers moving to his clothes.

Unbuttoning the last button, she opened his shirt and froze when her gaze landed on his sculpted abs.

"How are the lines still perfectly symmetrical after two weeks in a coma? (ʘ﹃ʘ) That’s just... unscientific." Eva’s fingers twitched as they traced slowly over his abs.

"Dear, you could’ve just told me you wanted to play this way... my body is yours." Julian’s deep voice snapped her out of her daze.

She patted her cheeks, trying to stay clearheaded. "Humph, your seductive body...cough voice wouldn’t stop me from punishing you."

"Punish—whip me until I beg to cum then you take charge and claim me." His sultry words exploded in her mind.

The image of him at her mercy made Eva’s face redden instantly; she felt a hotness under her nose.

She nearly shouted, ’Be gone, demon,’ but instead swore, "F*ck!"

Julian smirked smugly at her reaction and leaned comfortably against Foxy—he was starting to look forward to her punishment.

Aaron shivered, breaking out in goosebumps at Julian’s words. He felt like his eyes and ears needed to be dipped in bleach to be purified.

He had been looking forward to Julian suffering, not this nauseating display of flirting. He patted his crow’s neck, signaling it to fly forward away from them before he could see a more traumatizing sight.

Ethan scrutinized Julian from head to toe, making sure he wasn’t a shapeshifter in disguise. Yet deep down, a part of him wished he could take Julian’s place.

Eva pressed her palms to her cheeks, trying to imagine something utterly disgusting to quiet her spiraling thoughts and rising desire.

She even went so far as to cover his lips with a cloth, determined to stop him from uttering any more bewitching words that might scramble her mind.

"Ha... now, what was I planning again?" she whispered under her breath, eyes fixed on Julian’s closed lips.

She pinched his nipple in annoyance when she realized she had almost forgotten what she had planned to do earlier because of him.

Julian groaned, his voice muffled by the cloth, but his gaze was expressive enough, staring at her intensely with a hint of ambiguity.

Eva quickly averted her gaze and pulled back her fingers as if she were burned. She looked like a pervert torturing an innocent man.

’Male vixen, tsk.’ She muttered to herself, restraining her hand, which seemed to have a mind of its own — it kept reaching for Julian’s body.

"Eva, he’s enjoying this. Remember how he laughed at you and scattered your hair a while ago," Ethan chimed in from the side, unable to hide his jealousy.

Julian shot Ethan a glare, wishing he would just shut up.

Eva’s hand flew to her hair, making sure it was properly in place. She patted her chest in relief, then shot Julian a stern look.

’I need to teach him a lesson, or he won’t change and will keep messing with my hair.’ And with those thoughts, she pulled out some of the crows’ shredded feathers and faced Julian with an evil grin stretched across her face.

Julian sensed danger in her smile and, subconsciously, tried to run away, but it was no use; he had been tightly bound by Ethan’s chains.

Eva brushed the feather tip just below his armpit. Julian simply laughed softly from the ticklish sensation.

She noticed it wasn’t his ticklish spot and withdrew the feather, brushing across his abs; he only stiffened slightly with a short laugh.

But when she reached his side, Julian threw back his head and let out a loud laugh that the cloth covering his mouth couldn’t muffle.

Eva’s eyes sparkled as she focused all her effort on that spot, watching with growing satisfaction as his laughter made his throat hoarse and his eyes water.

"Eva... hahaha... please stop... my stomach... hurts," Julian begged between laughter, his stomach aching from uncontrollable laughter, and his body covered in sweat.

"No, no, you must keep on laughing. Weren’t you laughing so happily when you teased me earlier? Today you will laugh until you faint." Eva’s voice was filled with glee.