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... ou!

I just learned today that a cat owner is called a **** shovel officer.

Those who keep dogs...should be called a **** picker.

This shit-picker in my family has a nickname for himself - the shit-hunting emperor.

He will really put gold on his face and capture the Emperor of Shit. I heard that he has learned electric welding before. If he does not switch to writing novels, will he still call himself "Welding Emperor"?

I listened to catch shit... Bah!

I ...

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