Stealing The Crazy Yandere Lovers-Chapter 47: User_Lily_Girl

After getting home, just as I was about to go to bed after watching some online shows of this world, my phone buzzed with a notification.

I opened the Wize app and saw a comment under my post made in the common city supernatural group-

{Perfect boyfriend: Extra caring, always obedient, remarkably punctual, will make your day complete, available for Rent/Escort/ Wish Fulfilment and any other xyz reasons, price can be negotiated, message for further details.} -1 comment.

Under my post, someone seemed to have commented.

"Huh?"

"Very good, it seems I found another supernatural chick?"

In excitement, I opened the comment.

{User_Lily_Girl: Hello, Mr Z please check the personal message I sent.}

"???"

"This username doesn’t give a good vibe."

Still, I checked my personal messages which had just arrived.

Opening the inbox I clicked on the new message.

{Me: Hello?}

I instantly got a reply.

{User_Lily_Girl: Hello, Mr Z, it’s me!}

{Me: How can I help you, madam? I am ready to provide service at any time.}

After successfully dating a bitch like Asuna, my confidence was pretty high.

{User_Lily_Girl: Are you sure you can do whatever you mentioned in your advertisement post?}

The customer was doubting my acumen.

{Me: If you are hesitant, you can leave Miss, only I am providing this service in the first place. I can find another customer easily, don’t doubt my expertise.}

My tone was full of smugness,

There was a delay, but after a few minutes, messages started coming.

{User_Lily_Girl: Okay, I will tell you my situation.}

{User_Lily_Girl: It’s like this, my friend has feelings for me, but she is denying it.}

{User_Lily_Girl: My dear friend thinks she likes a new boy in our school, but I know it’s just her spur of thought. When she realises, she is just wasting time with this new boy and there is nothing special between them, she will realise it had always been me who silently stood by her side.}

"Hmmm?"

"Why does this sentence give a feeling of déjà vu?"

{Me: What a villain that boy is.}

{User_Lily_Girl: Yes, exactly such a villain he is, and he even insulted and publicly humiliated me 3 times.}

The new customer typed with resentment, and my words seemed to have encouraged her a lot.

{Me- So? How can I help you, esteemed Miss?}

I replied with flattery.

"It seems a big fish had been hooked, last time the special magic potion Asuna gave me as the payment directly increased my strength and mana capacity three times, I wonder what this new tool girl will bring."

"Hahah."

A small villainous laugh escaped my mouth.

After 5 minutes, I received her request.

{User_Lily_Girl: My request is like this- I will introduce you as my fake boyfriend, when my dear friend sees me with a new guy like you, her heart will be shaken and this will hasten her self-realisation that she seems to have no real feelings with her actual boyfriend.}

{User_Lily_Girl: Then it will be my chance to swoop in, hehe.}

From across the screen, I could seem to hear her similar villainous chuckle.

We seem to be kindred spirits.

{Me: It’s okay, with my professionalism it will be a piece of cake.}

{User_Lily_Girl: So when will we start? Let’s first meet tomorrow and make a thorough plan.}

{User_Lily_Girl: When are you free tomorrow? I get free at 1 pm after school.}

The other party was full of enthusiasm.

Wait, the most important thing is yet to be discussed~

{Me: Miss, you seem to be forgetting something very important.}

{User_Lily_Girl: ?????}

{User_Lily_Girl: Aren’t you willing to help me, just accompanying a beauty like me to perform a fake show is enough to satisfy the fantasy of you hot-blooded youngsters.}

There were black lines on my forehead.

From the answer, it was clear- This customer wanted to procrastinate with me for free, not paying anything. Sorry, we are not running a charity here.

{User_Lily_Girl: I am not lying, my figure is top-notch, I think performing the fake relationship play with me is enough to offset your payment!}

She spoke like a proud woman.

Sorry~

{Me: Even if you are the city’s No.1 beauty, you will still have to pay, otherwise, you can find someone else in this business which probably you won’t.}

{Me: To give you an idea, my last customer gave me a special potion that directly increased my strength and magic capacity stats by at least 3 times.}

I hurriedly added to give her a rough idea of the payment I wanted.

Gasps~

On the other side, the stunning woman was utterly shocked.

{User_Lily_Girl: Such a magic potion? This is clearly the divine SSS+ potion from ancient times, Damn it, are you sure you are not lying to me?}

I could sense the indignation in the other party’s expressions, but that was the truth.

Even though Asuna was a bitch, she was too generous, giving me an SSS+ potion unknowingly.

I am sure once she knew it, Asuna would definitely cry rivers of sorrows.

{Me- Miss, I will say one last time, I am an honest person providing excellent service, if you don’t have anything worth giving as a payment, then goodbye!}

After I gave a stern warning, the messaging screen became silent for another 5 minutes before lighting up again.

{User_Lily_Girl: Fine, when we meet face to face tomorrow, I will give you something you would definitely like. But I warn you in advance.}

{User_Lily_Girl: If you play games with me or scam me, I will kill you without blinking an eye.}

"Hahaha, threatening me?"

"Asuna had long intimidated me with the same thing more than ten times and I am still alive, living a great life."

I laughed at this customer’s insidious remarks.

{Me: Don’t worry, once we have a proper conversation and I see what you can offer, I promise you won’t be disappointed.}

{Let’s meet tomorrow at 5.30 p.m. in Central Park.}

My words were filled with sincerity, reassuring her gambling heart.

As for whether we can complete her request?

I never cared about it, what I wanted to complete was my second date and reap rewards as fast as I could.

She was just another tool girl for me.